Can we ship Chris Brown off to another planet? Because after reading this latest story about the 26-year-old R&B singer, we don't even know what to do with him...

While Brown has made numerous statements lately about how he's trying to be a better human, it sounds like he's not practicing what he preaches. According to a source for Us Weekly, the bad boy was “smoking a ton of pot” during a recent trip on a private jet.

But what's worse than the singer breaking the law (the FAA doesn’t allow smoking on planes) was the fact that Chris was a megadouche to the flight attendants! Apparently when one of them tried to inform Brown that he probably shouldn't be smoking, he "blew smoke at a flight attendant and said, ‘I paid $60,000 for this jet, so I own it and everyone inside.'"

It gets worse. According to the source (we're dying to know who it was, BTW), Brown lit up AGAIN before the plane landed and harassed another flight attendant. “He told her, ‘What is your old ass doing here anyway? I like to have the help be people I’d actually like to f*ck,’” the source tells the mag.

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Well that's an interesting slice of news! Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's mom Tina is engaged to her gardener (and boyfriend) Jon Goldstein, reports Us Weekly.

No wonder Jessica needed a drink last night?! We're kidding … Goldstein isn't just any old gardener -- he is a high-end landscaper who owns Johnny Appleseed Landscaping, a company that has many A-list clients and has landscaped the Bel-Air Hotel, Stella McCartney stores and the Sunset Plaza.

Tina was previously married to Joe Simpson, who is rumored to be gay, for 34 years. Tina and Jon were first photographed together at Jessica's wedding last summer at the San San Ysidro Ranch, where they stayed together in a cottage.

A friend of the landscaper says, “He’s a really nice guy. … He’s always cared about Tina…He’s known them for 15 years and has been a part of their family. He's so happy she said yes! I know he had been planning on asking her for a while."

Jon's list of celebrity clientele includes Anna Faris, Ashlee Simpson (obvi), Jessica Simpson (super obvi), Babyface, Freddie Prinze, Jr., Jenna Fischer, Mark Wahlberg, Sam Raimi, Tom Cruise, Sheryl Crow and more.

If Tina Simpson is going to marry a gardener -- at least he's a gardener to the stars!

Well that's what we call a destination wedding!

Nicky Hilton is set to wed James Rothschild at Kensington Palace, reports Us Weekly. Not that we'd expect the socialite to get married to the British banking heir at the local banquet hall -- but Kensington Palace?! Now that is one show-stopping wedding venue! Cue older and single Paris Hilton's wailing and gnashing of teeth!

The privileged duo will be saying their vows at the home of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s home on July 10. According to a source, Nicky will marry in the Orangery, which is located within the Kensington Gardens.

The extravagant venue can hold up to 300 people, although the Duke and Duchess won't be among the distinguished guests in attendance. The royal couple are currently residing at Anmer Hall, Queen Elizabeth’s estate in Norfolk, England.

Hilton and Rothschild have been dating since 2011 and engaged since August 2014. The pair met at Petra Ecclestone and James Stunt’s wedding. This will be Hilton's second wedding, she was briefly married to Todd Meister in 2004.

We love Kesha and we're fine with most of her wild hair colors, but this neon green hue has GOT to go!

On Tuesday evening the singer arrived at Los Angeles International Airport after spending the last few days in China, and she was kind enough to pose for pictures with fans before hopping in her car. As soon as she got home K Money Instagrammed a pic of herself and wrote, "sometimes bein a fancy ho is fun but sometimes I like bein a grungy kitty." She def nailed the grunge look!

So what's going on with that lawsuit Kesha filed against former producer Dr. Luke? As you may know, in 2014 she filed a lawsuit against Dr. Luke for battery, abuse and violation of California business practices. Luke then filed a counter suit, and last week a judge took Luke’s motion to dismiss Kesha’s suit. Judge Barbara Scheper of the Los Angeles Superior Court said she will make a decision after seeing a formal complaint by Kesha’s attorneys, so who knows where this is going...

Oh, and what did Kesha have to say about the Caitlyn Jenner news? She's definitely a big supporter of the former Olympian's transition ... Check out the video below to see her reaction!

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He makes a good point!

Jon Stewart has always had a knack for highlighting the absurdities of our society, and this time he's calling our attention to how much the media is obsessing over Caitlyn Jenner's appearance.

"Caitlyn, when you were a man, we could talk about your athleticism, your business acumen. But now you're a woman and your looks are really the only thing we care about," he said on the Tuesday episode of his show.

He also highlighted how all we're doing is focusing on her looks, and using other women as the barometer of how attractive she is. "Look, we want to give a woman a compliment here. We just need to make sure another woman gets taken down a peg," he noted.

"Caitlyn Jenner, congratulations. Welcome to being a woman in America," he concluded.

Maybe Justin Bieber really is cleaning up his act?!

The unruly performer took his little brother, Jaxon, out shopping in Los Angeles yesterday -- and it looks like the Bieber boys were having a ball!

The 21-year-old "Boyfriend" singer treated his five-year-old half brother, who was wearing an adorable Spiderman shirt, on a little jaunt to shoe store, Sportie LA on trendy Melrose Avenue.

The adorable twosome caused quite a commotion on the busy Los Angeles street. We guess it's good that JB doesn't go anywhere with out his team of bodyguards!

Justin is clearly still on another stop on his Good Guy 2015 Tour -- and we are into it. Justin held the his little bro's hand as the two looked like the coolest kids in town!

The Canadian singer has also been showing love for his bro, who is dad Jeremy's youngest son, on Instagram. On Monday, the "Never Say Never" posted a too-cute pic of the duo with the caption, "Love you more than anything Jaxon." Yesterday, the Biebs shared a pic of tough stuff Jaxon making a "sign of the beast." Uh oh! Bad boy in training?!

And based on these photos, it looks like Jessica Simpson hit the club HARD!

On Tuesday evening Jessica and hubby Eric Johnson stopped by the Sayers Club in Hollywood to catch brother-in-law Evan Ross' performance, and when it was time to leave, Jessica had a bit of trouble tiptoeing around a puddle and getting into her car. Luckily she had a little bit of assistance from her hubby, and she had a few laughs with her friends once she got inside the car. And those faces? Priceless!

Kim Kardashian landed at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday evening, and the 34-year-old reality TV star gave us our first peek at her growing baby bump in a sheer army green dress. Kim was jetting in from Nashville, where she was making a promotional appearance for Hype energy drinks.

Of course, she was quick to tell reporters that she isn't currently drinking the beverage. "I haven't had it since I've been pregnant," she said. While Kim looks amazing here, apparently she wasn't feeling well at the event."I wish I could spend more time here," she told fans. "But I have a cold, so I need to get home ... I wish I had more of a voice so I could scream at you that I love you ... it's so nice to meet you and to see you, and I'm going to come by and take as many selfies as I can."

In other news, Kim went on a massive Twitter rant last night, dropping a number of F-bombs and claiming that she plans to blast fake stories on her website. It doesn't seem like Kim would have tweeted these things, but if she isn't feeling 100% and she's annoyed, it would make sense.

Around 6am she wrote:

"So f*cking sick today on all levels!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHH I can't deal!!!!!!!!!! Praying I get through the day! Can't wait til my website is active! I'm gonna do live video streaming so every time someone talks sh*t I can go blast the f*ck outta them. Pregnant KiKi does not play!!!! *BLOOP!* I just mean rumors or lies. People make up so much even people close who u think are legit. Truth time."

She later added:

"Trust me I won't give lames the time of day!Don't have that much free time now! Still have about 30 businesses 2run ... Hahahaha Twitter just contacted me to see if I've been hacked LOL #JustPregnantKeeks ... Media is lame! Saying I went on a Twitter rant Bc I was bored in my dressing room for 2 hours laughing & tweeting w my friends being real ... You will know when I rant....this was not a rant. Ohhhh I know a good rant 😝."

Er, maybe she let Kanye take over her Twitter?