Jen is so _________ (fill in the blank) she doesn't know how to spell bitch.

A video posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on May 13, 2015 at 3:10pm PDT

It's a joke, people!

Khloe Kardashian shared a super suggestive video of herself with bright red lips seductively drinking Starbucks out of a straw yesterday, and almost immediately fans began to criticize her for being vulgar on social media. It was actually her hairdresser Jen Atkin who took the clip and scrolled "DSL Bitc" in red writing across it.

In case you didn't know, DSL's stand for "D*ck Sucking Lips," and the reality star certainly has them! We think Khlo's pucker is perfectly plumped, but she should talk to sister Kylie about ridiculous she looks with the excessive amount of fillers she has!

She gives a new meaning to traveling light!

Kim Kardashian caught a flight out of Burbank airport yesterday bound for San Francisco, and the reality star wore a paper thin white maxi dress that hugged every one of her famous curves. We don't even know why security bothers with her, because it's pretty clear she's not hiding any bombs or knives in that outfit!

The brunette bombshell is headed to the bay area to take business meetings for her mobile app, and we would die to see the nerdy tech executives faces when she walks into the room! It must be a quick visit, because Kimmy K is planning to jet to Paris with husband Kanye West to renew their weddings vows on their first anniversary, which is May 24.

Talk about one hot mama!

It was a big night, so what better way to unwind than a fancy Italian dinner?!

Jennifer Lopez was joined by Keith Urban and wife Nicole Kidman, as well as fellow judge Harry Connick Jr. and his wife Jill, for dinner at Osteria Mozza in West Hollywood last night, and we bet their party had a lot to discuss over their pasta! The trio of American Idol judges took the opportunity to all perform together on last night's finale, and they totally brought the house down!

J.Lo kicked off the mini concert by belting out her own version of Rihanna's "Diamonds," and then the country star and the jazz man chimed in with a rendition of Bruno Mars' "Locked Out of Heaven." The show ended with contestant Nick Fradini being crowned the winner of this season's competition.

There is only one more season left of the iconic program, and then Jenny from the Block heads to Las Vegas to start her residency! It's like the end of an era!

Oscar winners Natalie Portman, Julianne Moore and Lupita Nyong'o, along with supermodel Bar Refaeli and celebs, were all on hand for opening ceremony and the red-carpet premiere of La Tete Haute (Standing Tall) held at the Grand Theatre Lumiere, Palais des Festivals during the 68th Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday night. That's one good looking red carpet!

For the glittering night, Portman went bold with a custom red Dior gown which showcased her petite frame. Red-hot lady for a red-hot night in the South of France!

Still Alice's Julianne Moore, who is at the film festival as L'Oreal Paris ambassador, opted for a plunging Armani Prive design for the opening night event. The redhead contrasted her hair with emerald earrings and wore her hair in a side part and opted for dramatic eye make-up for the occasion.

Another stand out was Naomi Watts who turned up the glamor volume when she chose a feathered Elie Saab Haute Couture frock. What a stunner in silver!

Nyong'o couldn't help but twirl around the red carpet in her one-of-a-kind Gucci gown. We love the color but we aren't totally in love with the design. Keep your dress down, lady!

This family really knows how to self promote!

Kourtney Kardashian was accompanied by partner Scott Disick and their son Mason as she visited her DASH boutique on Melrose in L.A. yesterday, and we think the whole point of her trip was so that she could be photographed with shopping bags and draw attention to the boutique, which recently launched their online clothing store.

The eldest K sister gave birth to son Reign Aston in December, but she looked fit and fabulous in light denim McGuire flares with a white lace blouse. We know from personal experience that these are the most flattering jeans on practically any body type, so she could have a few more pregnancy pounds to drop, but it certainly doesn't look like it in this outfit!

We wish LD and his lady love would bring baby Reign out sometime soon, we're dying to get a peek at his adorable little face!

As if you didn't think their wedding last May was a circus enough -- Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are renewing their wedding vows in Paris later this month, reports Us Weekly.

The A-list duo first exchanged vows on May 24, 2014. There was much pomp and circumstance around their rehearsal dinner at Palace of Versailles in France and their wedding in Florence, Italy.

Word on the street is that the rapper is renting out the Eiffel Tower and the 58 Tour Eiffel restaurant for the special festivities. The ceremony will take happen after the couple attend the Cannes Film Festival.

Apparently, the romantic French city is special to the couple -- and to anyone who's ever been there. Kim once said, "We fell in love in Paris ...and then I got pregnant with our daughter in Florence."

We aren't a fan of renewing wedding vows for newly married couples -- eh hem Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon -- but these two make it work against all odds. So who knows?!

Well that's certainly a way to get noticed!

Making sure her skin was on display, Miranda Kerr wowed when she wore a plunging jumpsuit as she headed to a meeting in Los Angeles' Westlake Village on Tuesday.

The mother of one opted for the "Space Cadet" jumpsuit from Australian label Bec & Bridge, which runs $320. Along with her Mansur Gavriel bucket bag, she shielded her bare face with a round pair of black Miu Miu sunglasses.

We aren't sure if that's a little much for a daytime outing -- or just enough. Either way the Aussie model looks absolutely fabulous!

On Friday, Miranda told the Kyle & Jackie O Show that she stays fit by relying on unusual drinks.

Instead of coffee, Orlando Bloom's ex says she drinks of dandelion tea, which she flavors goat's milk and maple syrup. Gag!

"When I was studying nutrition, I learned about dandelion and the cleansing and detox effects that it has," the former Victoria's Secret Angel said.

"I decided to drink dandelion as opposed to coffee as it actually tastes quite similar," she told the disbelieving hosts. The 32-year-old continued, 'I have goats milk because you absorb the calcium from goat's milk much easier than regular [cow's] milk. ... And as for the maple syrup, I just heard that you can't heat honey, so I'm using maple syrup instead of honey [to sweeten it]."

Well the drink sounds gross to us -- but it sure looks like it works for her! Miranda's one sexy dandelion-tea-drinking hottie!

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What a fashionable duo!

Demi Moore and daughter Tallulah attended the Charlotte Olympia event at the Sunset Tower hotel in Hollywood last night, and we can't decide who we think looked more stylish at the swanky soiree. Rumer's little sister looked picture perfect with an adorable chambray shirt and funky heels, while her famous mom went slightly more understated in black culottes and a camel coat.

The Striptease star is fiercely protective of her children, and she recently revealed that she was hesitant to support Rumer doing Dancing with the Stars. "My whole insides, I have to be honest, were screaming, 'No.' One of the most beautiful things I've witnessed is watching her passion become greater than her fear. It has nothing to do with her being my kid or Bruce's kid. It has everything to do with just who she is," she said in a taped segment that aired on Monday.

We love how close this family is!