Someone needs to teach Lindsay Lohan how to use Photoshop properly, because she's continuing to embarrass herself with selfies that appear to have been altered!

Lilo tweeted the above shot today (she captioned it, "Just received my waist trainer from @nowaistclique!! #LovingIt http://nowaistclique.com #majorsituation"), and though it has since disappeared from her social media account, a few websites managed to screen shot it before she pressed the delete button. Not only is her camel toe out of control, but look at the background around her waist! Girlfriend needs to learn how to keep a steady hand when using the smudge tool, because those stairs are all kinds of wonky.

Just last month Lilo posted the below shot, in which both her butt and derriere seem to be enhanced. I mean, we highly doubt her door has curves like this:

Beyonce collaborated with Chris Brown? Umm not cool, Queen B. We thought you were a "feminist"!

On Thursday, a previously unreleased remix of Beyonce's song "Jealous," which features a collaboration with Brown, surfaced on the Internet. The remix is believed to have been recorded for the sultry singer's 2014 album, Platinum Edition, but failed to appear on the record.

Brown addressed the collab on his Twitter when he tweeted a confirmation (and then subsequently deleted the tweet) on Friday morning, "I did the jealous remix some months ago for the Beyoncé collaboration album but it was never used. Glad you guys get to hear it."

Brown might be glad people got to hear it -- but Beyonce fans certainly aren't! The release has sparked outrage on the web due to Beyonce's self-proclaimed "feminist" status and Brown's admission of beating ex girlfriend Rihanna. It goes without saying that staunch Bey supporters are disheartened to see the pro-woman songstress work on music with a man who plead guilty to the felony assault of his girlfriend.

We are glad that ultimately the 33-year-old singer decided not to put this version of "Jealous" on the record, but we are disappointed that the pairing happened at all ...

Beyonce's camp has not released or promoted the song and as per usual has kept mum on the controversy. Yeah if we were Beyonce's people, we wouldn't want to talk about being pals with Chris Brown either ...

In this Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardsahians, Kris Jenner meets with a life coach in an attempt to figure out how to save Rob, who seems to be in a very bad place right now. She's joined by daughters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, who both seem to support her decision, but Khloe is noticeably absent.

"He's gained over 100 pounds in the last year," Kris says before breaking down into tears. "He's missed Christmas, he missed Kim's wedding." Kris starts crying and says she fears that if something drastic doesn't happen, and she also notes that she didn't want to invite Khloe to the pow-wow because she is too defensive of her little brother.

Of course, Kim finds a way to jump in and make it all about her. The reality starlet says Rob won't respond to her letters and e-mails, but she also points out that because she's the toughest on him, that might be why he avoids her. Perhaps this is why he posted that now infamous Instagram photo comparing his older sister to psycho Amy Dunne, "the b*tch from Gone Girl"?

We really hope Rob gets the help he needs ... Click thru to watch Kris' meltdown!

Who knew people cared so passionately about being able to show their tits?

Madonna is following in the footsteps of Chelsea Handler by posting topless photos of herself to Instagram in an attempt to highlight the gender inequality on social media, and we think this is celebs' latest way to get attention!

"Why is it ok to show ass but not breasts? Drowning in the hypocrisy of social media #artforfreedom #UnapologeticbItch #rebelheart’," she captioned a completely nude snapshot.

Madge clearly missed Instagram's clearly stated policy on nudity! "Don’t share photos or videos that show nudity or mature content. If you wouldn’t show the photo or video you are thinking about uploading to a child, or your boss, or your parents, you probably shouldn’t share it on Instagram," it reads.

We get the whole female empowerment perspective, but we think it could be addressed elsewhere other than on silly Instagram!

For the record -- we've adored Kelly Clarkson since her days on American Idol and her latest appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show is exactly why we love the unstoppable singer!

The "Since You've Been Gone" singer stopped by the talk show and addressed recent Twitter slams from British TV personality Katie Hopkins, who tweeted fat-shaming criticism of Clarkson's post-baby weight. The Brit took to Twitter and wrote, “Jesus, what happened to Kelly Clarkson? Did she eat all of her backing singers?” Ouch. That's not so nice, Katie!

Luckily, Clarkson took the high road and told Heat magazine she made the comments, “Because she doesn’t know me. I’m awesome! It doesn’t bother me. It’s a free world. Say what you will. I’ve just never cared what people think. It’s more if I’m happy and I’m confident and feeling good, that’s always been my thing. And more so now, since having a family—I don’t seek out any other acceptance.”

That's why we love her!

While sitting down with Ellen today, the 32-year-old addressed the cruel commentary again, saying that fat shaming was nothing new to her. "I love that people think [the topic] is new. Like, welcome to the past 13 years. I was the biggest girl on [American Idol] too. I wasn't big, but people would call me big. I kind of always got that," Clarkson said of the criticism about her weight.

The "Stronger" singer gave birth to daughter River Rose in June 2014 and has had difficulty shedding the pregnancy weight. But it seems as though the performer is taking the jabs with a grain of salt and looking to turn the other cheek, despite the unkind words.

The new mom explained that it's actually harder for her to deal with how it damages other people. "Well it hurts your feelings more if it’s someone else that you like. I think what hurts my feelings for people is that I'll have a meet and greet after the show and a girl that's bigger than me will be in the meet and greet and be like, 'Wow, if they think you're big I must be so fat to them,'" said Clarkson.

But true to form, Clarkson used her words to inspire others to be stronger, adding: "You're just who you are. We are who we are. Whatever size. And it doesn't mean that you're gonna be that way forever."

Miss Independent has certainly gotten us all through a number of break ups with her rousing rock songs -- so we aren't surprised to hear her helping other women who are struggling with their weight to accept themselves. KELLY CLARKSON 4 PRESIDENT!

We wonder if she likes shooting porn or MTV shows more?

Farrah Abraham was all smiles as she strolled along Rodeo Drive with her boyfriend and filmed her reality show yesterday, and we bet she's happy she finally found someone to date her and isn't resorting to taking it from behind for cash. She could have just had a big lunch, but is that the beginnings of a baby bump we see? God we hope not!

The Teen Mom star has been stirring up all types of drama with her co-stars, most recently calling Catelynn Lowell "white trash" and bagging on Amber Portwood. We don't think we could love anything more than we love Teen Mom cat fights!

Farrah, you can try and further your career in reality TV, but we will forever see you as raunchy Backdoor Teen Mom!

That might be our favorite headline we've ever written!

Scott Disick and French Montana left their Kardashian girlfriends at home to bro out over lunch at Lovi's Delicatessen in Calabasas yesterday, and the reality star and the rapper paused for a lengthy hug after their meal. Aww how precious!

Kanye West is clearly the favorite of the K clan's partners, so we bet The Lord and Mr. Montana were bonding over their inferior status with America's most famous family. Or maybe it was a peace summit to end their reported feud? The "Don't Panic" crooner lost his temper with the father-of-three after he backed out from appearing in his music video at the last minute. French should know better than to count on LD to do what he says he's going to do!

Speaking of which, Kourtney Kardashian's hard partying baby daddy couldn't even stay in rehab for than a week! He's back to lunching, making club appearances, and shopping, but based on what we've seen on the show, he really needs to get serious treatment for his alcoholism. Scott claims a long term stay in rehab was never the plan, though!

"A lot of people were under the impression that I was going to this rehab facility in Costa Rica for a month, when the truth was, I was going for a week for one treatment that they have there. I'm not done. I plan to go back to the place. It's an amazing place, it's beautiful and I love it, but I wasn't able to spend three or four weeks there right now. I never planned on it, and everyone keeps telling me that I dropped out early," he recently confessed to People.

These two make quite the adorable duo!

Well that's a shocker -- Victoria Beckham actually eats food!

Our photogs snapped the skinny fashion designer chowing down on some grub on Thursday night during a date night with hubby David Beckham and a few friends, including pal Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston. The gang noshed at Rihanna's favorite eatery, Giorgio Baldi, in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles.

The A-list couple, who still have a house in L.A., are back in the City of Angels during their kids' Easter break. Seems like duo are taking the time to visit with good friends and grab some good food!

While we can't see exactly what she's eating and can only make out the fork, we thiiiiink the notoriously boney star is eating calorie-filled food. But ever since the infamous fruit-plate-instead-of-birthday-cake incident of 2012 (on her 38th birthday, the mom of four tweeted a photo of a birthday fruit salad, complete with bday candles, instead of a celebratory cake), we wouldn't be surprised at the lengths the famous dieter would go to keep skinny. Maybe she's just putting an empty fork into her mouth? We hope that air tastes yummy, Posh!

After the dinner, Victoria and David dashed out of the trendy restaurant and headed back home to their brood of kids.