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Scott Disick and French Montana left their Kardashian girlfriends at home to bro out over lunch at Lovi's Delicatessen in Calabasas yesterday, and the reality star and the rapper paused for a lengthy hug after their meal. Aww how precious!

Kanye West is clearly the favorite of the K clan's partners, so we bet The Lord and Mr. Montana were bonding over their inferior status with America's most famous family. Or maybe it was a peace summit to end their reported feud? The "Don't Panic" crooner lost his temper with the father-of-three after he backed out from appearing in his music video at the last minute. French should know better than to count on LD to do what he says he's going to do!

Speaking of which, Kourtney Kardashian's hard partying baby daddy couldn't even stay in rehab for than a week! He's back to lunching, making club appearances, and shopping, but based on what we've seen on the show, he really needs to get serious treatment for his alcoholism. Scott claims a long term stay in rehab was never the plan, though!

"A lot of people were under the impression that I was going to this rehab facility in Costa Rica for a month, when the truth was, I was going for a week for one treatment that they have there. I'm not done. I plan to go back to the place. It's an amazing place, it's beautiful and I love it, but I wasn't able to spend three or four weeks there right now. I never planned on it, and everyone keeps telling me that I dropped out early," he recently confessed to People.

These two make quite the adorable duo!

Well that's a shocker -- Victoria Beckham actually eats food!

Our photogs snapped the skinny fashion designer chowing down on some grub on Thursday night during a date night with hubby David Beckham and a few friends, including pal Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston. The gang noshed at Rihanna's favorite eatery, Giorgio Baldi, in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles.

The A-list couple, who still have a house in L.A., are back in the City of Angels during their kids' Easter break. Seems like duo are taking the time to visit with good friends and grab some good food!

While we can't see exactly what she's eating and can only make out the fork, we thiiiiink the notoriously boney star is eating calorie-filled food. But ever since the infamous fruit-plate-instead-of-birthday-cake incident of 2012 (on her 38th birthday, the mom of four tweeted a photo of a birthday fruit salad, complete with bday candles, instead of a celebratory cake), we wouldn't be surprised at the lengths the famous dieter would go to keep skinny. Maybe she's just putting an empty fork into her mouth? We hope that air tastes yummy, Posh!

After the dinner, Victoria and David dashed out of the trendy restaurant and headed back home to their brood of kids.

Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift had a hot date on Thursday evening at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, and late on Friday morning we snapped the sexy Scottish DJ leaving Taylor's Los Angeles home in his black Range Rover. Not only was he wearing the same clothes from the night before, but it looks like he forgot his sunglasses -- oops!

Calvin and Taylor went to the Haim concert last night, and the lovebirds couldn't hide their smiles when the left through the venue's back exit. X17 photographers caught the it couple holding hands as they made their way to their chauffeured car, and just last week the two were all over each other at Kenny Chesney's Nashville concert.

They're certainly not shy about packing on the PDA -- we just want to know when they're going to make their first red carpet appearance as a couple!

The other day T-Pain let it slip that Rob Pattinson and lady love FKA Twigs were engaged, but seeing as it was April Fools' Day, we didn't take it too seriously. But we should have, because Us Weekly has confirmed that the Twilight hunk did in fact pop the question to his girlfriend of six months!

The couple exchanged promise rings in March, but now a source tells the mag that it was actually an engagement ring! "They only told a few people about the engagement," the insider tells the publication, adding, "They've been inseparable. He's planning on going to Coachella to support her ... They've been living together and he's been calling her his greatest love."

Pattinson famously split from his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart in 2013 after several years of dating. She was busted cheating on him with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders in 2012, but the two briefly rekindled their romance in an attempt to work it out after her affair. K. Stew has been with her pal Alicia Cargile for quite some time now, though she's never confirmed that the ladies are in a relationship.

Khloe Kardashian is always the first one to stick up for her family members, and after hearing Jamie Foxx's jokes about Bruce Jenner at the iHeartRadio Music Awards this past Sunday, the reality starlet is coming to her stepdad's defense.

As you may remember, Foxx joked to the crowd, "We got some groundbreaking performances here, too, tonight. We got Bruce Jenner, who will be here doing some musical performances. He's doing a his-and-her duet all by himself." Bruce is currently transitioning from a man to a woman (he'll reportedly switch his name to Belinda and make his debut on the next season of Dancing With The Stars), and Foxx later quipped, "Look, I'm just busting your balls... while I still can." Rude!

"I just think it's a low blow," Khloe told The Insider the other day. "I think it's very mean, but you know, I wish him all the best. It is what it is. I just think — and I know Jamie, so I think that's also why that's a really low blow, but hey. Guess that's what he felt the need to do for a little press."

Yesterday Khloe made an appearance at Ulta Beauty in West Hills, and she definitely put her family drama behind her when she waved for the cameras. And not only do we love the smile on her face, but check out her hot bod! Clearly all those hours at the gym have been paying off!

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went to the Haim concert at the Troubadour in West Hollywood on Thursday evening, and when they left the venue via the back exit, we snapped the super hot couple holding hands! The duo both wore black leather jackets, and when they hopped in a chauffeured SUV after the show and headed to her place, they couldn't stop giggling. Ahh, the honeymoon phase.

As you may know, the Haim sisters introduced Taylor and Calvin, and even though he had previous stated that she wasn't his type, it looks like he fell for her pretty fast! Last week the couple were spotted getting all touchy feely at Kenny Chesney's Nashville concert, and just three weeks ago rumors started popping up that the two were an item, so this is VERY new.

Of their relationship, a pal tells Us Weekly, "He's attracted to her and she thinks he's hot! He is the No. 1 artist in his world and she is in hers. She needed an older guy who understood her and is a workaholic just like her."

The way we see it, one of two things are going to happen -- these two are going to get married and live happily ever after, or it's not going to end well and she's going to create an entire album worth of content about their split. Wonder what it's going to be?

Well that's one way of getting your ex's attention! Thong-loving, booty-poppin', selfie-snapping lady Amber Rose just took to Instagram to publicly profess her undying love to her estranged husband Wiz Khalifa. We don't know if it's enough to get his attention -- but it certainly got ours!

After news of a cheating scandal broke, the 31-year-old filed for divorce from Khalifa on September 22, 2014, which was just nine months after she gave birth to their son Sebastian. In the divorce papers, Kanye West's ex cited irreconcilable differences and planned to take full custody of their son. But it seems as though, Amber had a change of heart ...

Along with an old snap, which features the former couple sucking each others' tongues (gross), the curvy model posted a long caption, professing her undying love to her cheating ex:

My #ManCrushEveryday you know what it is.... We went wrong somewhere and even if we never ever get back together ( Even tho I pray, dream and hope we do) he will forever be the love of my life. The media doesn't make it easy but fuck them we gotta live for reality and not society. We forever have a bond because we made a beautiful baby from our Love. Through all the ups and downs of our relationship my heart still beats for him every single day. I'm sick of putting on a front like I'm happy without him. I'm not. He makes me happy. He's the only one who can. Regardless of how our lives Turn out in the long run he will always be the skinny tatted up stoner that has my heart ❤️

Well we guess that's one day of trying to rekindle an already super dramatic relationship! We think love is cool and all but maybe it would have been a better (far less dramatic, attention-seeking) move if Amber had just called Wiz and asked him to meet for a coffee and a chat? Just a thought!

The two have been publicly feuding on social media since their split last year -- so we guess we aren't surprised that Amber would try to get him back in such a public way. If she doesn't Instagram it, it doesn't count!

It's a miracle she was able to squeeze her assets into this!

Kim Kardashian headed to the recording studio to do some voiceover work for Keeping Up With the Kardashians today, and we couldn't believe our eyes as we watched her waddle into the building! The reality star could barely walk because her skirt was so tight, and her massive butt was magnified by her ensemble's material. This is what Kimmy K calls casual Thursday!

We're surprised that the brunette bombshell didn't have a bodyguard in tow, because her brother Rob probably wants to kill her right about now. Kanye West's wife hasn't been holding back her trash talking on their E! show, and "sources"/Kim have run to every news outlet to spill the details on her brother's struggles.

In other smack talking news, Paris Hilton took a backhanded swipe at her former bestie in a recent interview, and it was so amazingly subtle that we can help but give mad props to P.Hilty! " We've known each other since we were little girls; we've always been friends. It's nice to inspire people. So, yeah. I'm really proud of her and what she's done," she said to Yahoo's Style Sessions.

That's right Kim, you would be NOTHING without Princess Paris!