If this is Kim Kardashian's idea of a glamorous high fashion shoot, we don't even want to KNOW what's coming next. Perhaps hubby Kanye West will tape the two of them banging and subsequently go on a rant about why he deserves to win an Academy Award for Best Short Film? #BARF.

Not only did the skankalicious reality TV star decide to strip off her clothes for the new issue of Love Magazine, but she let the photographer shoot her vag from way down low, so you can see exactly where North West came from. Keepin' it classy!

We're all for appreciating the female body and loving yourself, but these are the kinds of photos that belong on a porn site. And if Kim ever wants us to think of her as more than the girl who got famous from letting Ray J pound her from behind, maybe she should put some clothes on? Just a thought.

Paris Hilton is bustin' out!

The sexy starlet opted for a tight and see-through concoction for a night out in West Hollywood. The celebutante was quick to cover her eyes (but not her cleavage) when she left GQ’s New Z Zegna Collection Celebration, which was hosted by Nick Jonas.

The glittering bash was held at Philymack Studios in West Hollywood. Paris joined Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Joel McHale, Chord Overstreet, Ryan Guzman, Bow Wow, Robbie Rogers, Reggie Bush, Jesse McCartney, Kendrick Sampson, Terrence Jenkins, Mayer Hawthorne and Pia Mia.

What an adorable little family!

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth took their son Tennessee along for their morning coffee run in Brentwood today, and the toddler totally overshadowed his parents by rocking hip Ray Bans just like his famous momma. He's growing up so fast!

The Wild star must be getting excited for the upcoming Academy Awards! After all, she's nominated for Best Actress, and if she takes home the trophy, it will make her a two time winner. That's quite the accomplishment for somebody her age!

Cute husband? Check. Even cuter kid? Check. Sizzling career? Check. Reese has it all!

You can take the girl out of the South, but you can't take the South out of the girl -- especially when it comes to dressing like a sexy cowgirl!

LeAnn Rimes went shopping near her pad in Calabasas on Thursday afternoon, and rather than rocking shades, she wore a black cowboy hat -- and kept the rest of her outfit rather western-inspired as well. Lele showed off her slender legs in a super short shirt, and while she wasn't wearing a skintight top, she recently shot down rumors that she's preggers, so we're not going to bring that up again.

But seeing as her reality show with hubby Eddie Cibrian just got cancelled, it seems like the two might have some time on their hands, so we wouldn't be surprised if the country star ended up having a bun in the oven by the end of the year. The other day she tweeted, "I love watching my husband engage in every aspect of his son's lives ... He's the greatest dad ... Cheers to all you dads who give their whole heart." Clearly she's thinking about it!

Britney's back and in her undies! The superstar shared another snap from her new Intimate Collection to her 4.1 Instagram followers. BritBrit looks pretty amazing but we gotta wonder if she's pulled a Beyonce and Photoshopped these images? We don't remember her ever looking that good!

In one image, the 33-year-old is pictured in a '40s-style black bra and sheer lace briefs, which she accessorized with a fur-trimmed robe and pointy high heels. In another photo, the mom of two is wearing a pink set, complete with garter belts.

Along with the sexy pic, the "Toxic" singer wrote, "New collection #Elvira from @intimatebritneyspears will be on sale next week!"

The Britney Spears Intimate Collection will be available next week. We wonder if it comes with Photoshop?

Is Lilo off the market?

Lindsay Lohan arrived at LAX last night to catch a flight to London, and we couldn't help but notice that gigantic diamond rock on her wedding finger! Could the actress be secretly engaged to that secret boyfriend her dad Michael told us about a couple months ago? It certainly seems like that could be the case. Either that, or she's simply trying to get attention by making people think she's headed to the chapel.

Although the rehabbed redhead recently hit a snag for getting behind on her court ordered community service, she has been staying out of trouble for the most part in the past year, which is maybe why she filed a lawsuit against Fox News for claiming that she and her mother Dina did cocaine together. The Mean Girls star could be attempting to clean up her image before becoming a Mrs.!

Now the big question - who is she even dating?

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross took her son Bronx out to a Crayola event in Manhattan on Thursday evening, and the matchy matchy couple just confirmed that they'll be having a little girl later this year.

"I like to know...I want to do the nursery. I’m just excited for the new addition," Ash told Us Weekly, adding that she told Bronx "pretty early on" and her 6-year-old son with ex-hubby Pete Wentz "wanted to have a sister, so he’s really excited! He’s got a little brother. Now he’s going to have a little sister!" Aww!

Pete and his girlfriend Meagan Camper welcomed a son last year, so Bronx is already big brother to five-month-old Saint Laszlo. So now the only question is what Ash and her hubs plan on naming their little girl -- we have a feeling it's going to be something pretty out there!

Just when we thought Rihanna in the jaws of a great white shark was the most awesome fashion mag spread we've seen so far this year, J. Law has to come out with this. Bam!

The shot is an outtake from her shoot with the mag last July, and we're not sure why it was just released, but we're loving it! Vanity Fair posted the photo on Instagram and wrote, "Girl Meets Boa: #JenniferLawrence, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier for Vanity Fair. Pick up the March 2015 issue for the full Spotlight."

We had to be reminded of this, but the shot is a tribute to Richard Avedon's 1981 Vogue portrait of Nastassja Kinski. "Jennifer has the perfect combination of strength, sexuality, and humor, and, above all, tomboy to pull this off," said fashion and style director Jessica Diehl, who styled the shoot. Apparently the Oscar winning actress "only became uncomfortable when the snake took a fancy to her neck."

We don't blame her -- and what a shot!