Lance Armstrong is not having a good few years. The disgraced cyclist hit two parked cars on in Colorado on Dec. 28, but originally let his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, take the blame, reports the Associated Press. What a gentleman!

According to Aspen police, the 43-year-old hit the parked cars with his SUV after a night of partying in the ski town. Initially, his girlfriend told the police that she had been the one driving. However, Hansen recanted her story and admitted she lied so that the already shamed athlete would avoid media attention.

"We've had our family name smeared over every paper in the world in the last couple of years, and honestly, I've got teenagers," Hansen told police, according to NBC News. "I just wanted to protect my family because I thought 'Gosh, Anna Hansen hit some cars,' it's not going to show up in the papers, but 'Lance Armstrong hit some cars,' it's going to be a national story."

We guess that one backfired!

Subsequently, the authorities have cited Armstrong, who has yet to comment, according to the
In August 2012, Armstrong was stripped of his seven Tour de France titles and banned for life by the United States Anti-Doping Agency after it was discovered he'd taken performance-enhancing drugs.

Way to live strong, Lance!

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Suge Knight had a panic attack at his court hearing today, and shortly after pleading not guilty to murder, he was rushed to the hospital. Yikes!

On Monday Knight was charged with the murder of his friend Terry Carter, whom he allegedly ran over with his truck on January 29 after an argument in Compton, California. Knight turned himself into police the next day, and he's being held without bail. Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Nicole Nishida told the LA Times that Knight's bail was pulled because he's a flight risk, a three-strike candidate, and there's concern over "possible witness intimidation issues." If convicted, Knight faces up to life in state prison.

The music producer/Death Row Records co-founder began experiencing chest pains when he was sitting in the lockup area next to the courtroom, and the Los Angeles Fire Department and paramedics whisked him away.

Superstar mom Gwen Stefani has just opened up about her 12-year-marriage with fellow rocker Gavin Rossdale Cosmopolitan's March issue. We can't lie -- we wanna know more about their longstanding rockstar relationship!

In the interview, the Voice judge spoke about her relationship with the 49-year-old Bush frontman.

"We go through so much together — it's a miracle that we could stay together this long," said Stefani.

Given the fact that the Brit's past is chalk full of cheating rumors, gay sex and fathering a child, model Daisy Lowe, when he was 24 years old, we also think it's a miracle that they could stay together this long.

The blonde also added, "[Gavin's] on a short tour right now, and he wrote me the sweetest note this morning. It's good to have those days when we both do our own things. I think that's what keeps relationships going, when both people can be themselves and have their own individuality. That's especially important for women. It's hard to find time for yourself."

The couple married in September 2002 and have sons Kingston, 8, Zuma, 6, and Apollo, who is almost a year old.

The 45-year-old also mentioned that she didn't think she'd end up with a guy like Rossdale, saying."I don't know if I was a nerd in high school, but I definitely wasn't the super-cute cheerleader so I never saw myself getting somebody like that." The "Holla Back Girl" continued, "But I do think he's quite handsome. It's not the most important thing about him, but it is nice — and he makes really cute babies!"

Well we know that's true!

Oh wow, J. Woww! We don't even know what else to say about this pic, except Jenni Farley's boobs are almost as inflated as Farrah Abraham's lips were last month!

Over the weekend the new mom/Jersey Shore alum posted the above shot on Instagram, and we can't stop staring at her ginormous tatas! This is the second time J Woww has gotten a breast augmentation, and the busty starlet got them re-done shortly after giving birth to daughter Meilani last year.

"I actually just got my boobs re-done, so I can't go [to the gym]," she told Access Hollywood. "They're the same size, I just kind of switched them out from breastfeeding."

Of course, the pic wasn't ALL about J Woww's boobies -- she's plugging something too! She wrote, "Waist training is my favorite waist cincher from @Girlycurves_! Giving me AMAZING RESULTS! Can't wait to show you guys my CURVES in 30 days! ?? Go to www.Girlycurves.com to get yours and use the code "10off" FOR 10% OFF!" Sigh -- she's just as bad as Kim K!

This makes it pretty official!

Bruce Jenner's mother Ester just confirmed that the Olympian is transitioning into a woman! The reality star has been the subject of rumors for months, but nobody close to him has spoken out directly until now.

"I just learned about [his transition]. Bruce filled me in, and we had a very long, long, long talk about it. I have never been more proud of Bruce for who he is, himself as a father, as an Olympian, a wonderful public speaker. He instills enthusiasm in people. He's gifted," she told Radar. "I support him whole-heartedly. I just love him like I always have," she added.

The reality star's mother has always been in his corner, even before she knew the truth.

"I love him, no matter what. There's such raunchy publicity all the time. I don't know. I've brought this up to him on the phone when we've talked and he says 'mom you can't believe this stuff', he said you can't pay any attention to this stuff and I said 'well I want to tell you one thing Bruce, I don't care if what they're putting out is true or false, it's not going to change my love for you', and it's true that's exactly how I feel, but I don't like it," she told Daily Mail.

We are happy that Bruiser is following his heart!

Britney Spears has been busting her booty at the gym (and at rehearsals for her Vegas gig!), so is it really that shocking that she'd look this good? Britney's new ads for her intimates collection have hit the web, and the 33-year-old pop star looks beyond amazing in these photos. Photoshop or not, we're a slave for Brit Brit!

In other news, Britney took part in Jimmy Kimmel's Mean Tweets last night, and despite totally getting insulted by one fan, she took things in stride -- and looked super hot while doing it. Click the video below to see!

Talk about a bad gal, RiRi!

Rihanna is never one to hold back, and in her new music video "FourFiveSeconds" with Paul McCartney and Kanye West, her cleavage is on full display as she dons nothing but Yeezy's jacket! We wonder how Kim feels about this?

"This is the first song that my fans are going to hear from the new album and the first visual they see," the Bajan beauty explained about the tune. "FourFiveSeconds" is the lead single off Rihanna's eighth studio album, Home.

A Beatle, a rapper, and bad ass b**ch is the recipe for a hit!

Paris Hilton always knows how to get some attention -- today it was with her tatas!

Along with the sexy pic, the 34-year-old wrote, "'#GlamTime', Paris."

The socialite was primping before her photoshoot in which she dressed up like a sexy business lady.

We don't know what the photo shoot was for but we think it's some promo shoots for her rising DJ career.

Recently the 34-year-old has been linked to an Aussie model, 18-year-old Jordan Barrett. The twosome got up close and personal several times during Milan Fashion Week in Italy last month.