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She's leaving no prisoners! Kicking off the first episode of Fashion Police since the sudden death of Joan Rivers, new host Kathy Griffin is skewering the unskewerable -- Amal Alamuddin.

Here's a hit list of our favorite jabs at George Clooney's notable wife:

- "Yeah, she’s annoying …You heard me! Everybody run in fear! I thought it was weird she had those gloves that remind me of, like, a porn scene, where the guy goes home and there’s the naughty dishwasher and she only has the gloves."

-- The gloves looked like they should be "on a vet helping a calf be born."

-- "Like, she used those bovine insemination gloves to rake through her hair instead of a brush. I'm fascinated how we’re like, not supposed to make fun of her because she married the great George Clooney. Look, everybody’s on the table, George! Nobody's safe, nobody gets a pass."

And of course we loved Kathy's ode to the divine Miss Rivers:

-- "Before I start making more enemies and burning new bridges, I want to thank my good friend, [Joan Rivers]. Joan, I know you are watching from heaven, but I am not afraid to bring the hammer down on anyone."

Joan would be so proud of the fiery redhead's inaugural show!

Kendall Jenner can try to cover her face -- but we can still that hot bod' of hers!

The 19-year-old was a little camera shy when we spotted her leaving the gym in Beverly Hills on Monday. For the workout, Kendall donned dark grey leggings and a long-sleeved shirt.

The model was working it out with her personal trainer Gunnar Peterson -- so now we know how she gets that perfectly lithe form. Lots of one-on-one exercise!

We hope this is true, because this would be the hottest pair ever!

Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly enjoyed a steamy make out session at a Playboy mansion party on Saturday, multiple outlets report. "Just saw Leo and Rihanna makeout while ‘pour it up’ was playing. What is this life," one partygoer tweeted.

The two were joined at the fete by Naomi Campbell, 50 Cent, Ashley Benson and her on-again boyfriend Ryan Good, Jessica Szohr, and Tom Hardy.

The Titanic star was last linked to model Toni Gaarn, and Riri hasn't been linked to anyone since her brief relationship with Drake. The king of the screen and the queen of the stage would be Hollywood's biggest power couple!

This is the cutest little family!

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher took daughter Wyatt Isabelle to dinner in Glendale last night, and we were surprised to see that the actress has already dropped all the baby weight despite giving birth less than three months ago! Maybe she worked hard to shed the pounds in preparation to marry her baby daddy?

"Now my theory on weddings is: Don't invite anyone. Do it privately and secretly. My parents are okay with that. They're just excited that I said yes," the new mom told W magazine when asked about her impending nuptials. Is that a hint that the couple and their baby are going to sneak away and say "I Do" in private?

Must be nice to leave it to the glam squad!

Kate Hudson arrived at the Peninsula hotel ahead of the Golden Globes yesterday with her wet hair wrapped in a towel, and the actress just got to sit back and let her team of people make her red carpet ready!

The Almost Famous star donned jeans and fringe boots on her way into the hotel, but she emerged later that evening in a white Versace gown that showed off her ample cleavage.

Stars - they're just like us!

Looks like love (or lust) was in full bloom at last night's Golden Globe Awards! Sexy duos Selena Gomez and Zedd, Jennifer Lopez and Ryan Guzman, as well as Kate Hudson and Derek Hough all sent the rumor mill spinning when they were spotted together at Golden Globes' after parties on Sunday.

While at the InStyle/Warner Bros. bash, Selena and the 25-year-old Russian-German DJ were holding hands. It definitely seems like something is stirring between these two! The musicians have been spending a lot of time together. Just four days ago, Zedd posted a pic of Selena on his Instagram. We are hoping this means that Selena has finally gotten over her Bieber fever!

But Selena and Zedd weren't the only ones who heated things up last night. Jennifer Lopez arrived to a Golden Globes after party at Sunset Tower with Boy Next Door co-star Ryan Guzman. We wouldn't be surprised if the 27-year-old was her new new toy boy -- everyone knows JLo loves a younger dude!

Meanwhile, Kate Hudson and her rumored bootycall/rebound boy Derek Hough appear to be keeping their bang-train relationship going. The two blondes showed up together at the same Globes party -- and we all know that Derek Hough isn't getting invited to that A-list party on his own!

Umm -- is Beyonce preggers again? That's what her latest Instagram snap makes us think!

The 33-year-old superstar posted a photo buried in the sand which was molded to show two breasts and an oversized baby bump.

Is this her way of spilling the beans on baby no. 2 to 23.6 million followers? We think it's very possible. When she was pregnant with Blue Ivy, Bey told the world she had a bun in the oven during a performance of her song "Love On Top" at the 20111 MTV Awards. So she's certainly not adverse to announcing pregnancy news in a very public manner!

We hope all the pregnancy speculation is real -- because we want another Jay and Bey baby!

UPDATE: Former Destiny's Child member Michelle Williams refuted the Internet rumors that B is knocked up when she went on The View earlier today and said there was "no truth" to the rumors. Looking at the sandy pic, the singer told the ladies, "First of all, if you look at the picture, the baby bump is like where her knees probably really are so that's really, you know?”

She has a good point -- but we're going to keep looking and hoping!

Too bad it did the exact opposite!

Kylie Jenner shared a makeup-free selfie on her Instagram over the weekend, and the reality star has said in the past that her plump pucker was the result of clever lip lining, but clearly that isn't the case! Her pout looks distinctly more full than it did a year ago, even though it's bare! "you know it's gonna be a good Sunday when ya weaves out & u haven't put ur face on yet," she captioned the snapshot.

The famous teenager should just cop to all her plastic surgery so she can stop addressing it!