Literally!

Chris Martin performed his song "Miracles" that he wrote for the Unbroken soundtrack at an event at Fig & Olive on Sunday, and the singer must have gotten himself all worked up on-stage, because his neck was covered in blotchy red patches! Either that, or he was allergic to one of appetizers being passed around at the fete. Or maybe his conscious uncoupling from Gwyneth Paltrow is getting under his skin?

The Coldplay rocker gave his best to the film's director Angelina Jolie, who was unable to make an appearance due to falling ill with the chickenpox. "I have nothing but well wishes, she's awesome!" he told our videographer.

For some dumb reason, Lea Michele thought it wise to get inked with her boyfriend, former gigolo/boyfriend-for-pay/same thing Matthew Paetz, at Shamrock Tattoo over the weekend. Aww so cute -- she loves him -- and he's a hooker with the heart of gold (digger)!

The couple that goes under the needle together stays together!

We aren't exactly sure what tatts the wide-eyed twosome, who have only been dating since April, but we're glad we've decided to make their short-time love permanent on their bodies. Hopefully Lea got something sweet like a "Cowboys 4" and Matty got an "Angels"?

Isn't love grand? Especially when getting it for free from a dude who usually charges a grand an hour?!

Let's hope there's not something scary - no pun intended! - going on in her marriage!

Mel B missed the Saturday taping of X-Factor due to a mysterious hospitalization in London on Thursday, and when she came back for Sunday night's episode, the former Spice Girl appeared to be sporting scratches and bruises on her body and a possible bruise on her face, which led to speculation that she had a domestic dispute with her husband Stephen Belafonte. Also adding to the rumor mill was the fact that the singer's wedding ring was noticeably absent.

"So Mel B was APPARENTLY beaten up by her husband that's why she couldn't make it last night. Hense the bruise on cheek and no wedding ring," one Twitter user wrote among the thousand tweets regarding her appearance.

Belafonte was quick to defend himself on social media, and completely denied there was any truth to the reports. "I don't usually respond to Twitter msgs but I will respond to comments of hitting my wife which I think are quite disgusting un true! Mel was very ill a bunch of doctors helped her get better if fans can't just relax B4 being negative they r not real fans of @OfficialMelB," he wrote in response.

We have no idea what to believe, but we wonder if her hubby maybe lost his temper over his wife's confession that she was bisexual and enjoyed a four year relationship with a woman! "I had a girlfriend. So what? I did have a four-year relationship with a woman. People call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual. But I know who's in my bed," she confessed to The Guardian last week. A woman named Christa Parker recently came forward to spill details on her "romance" with the British beauty, but Mel insists Christa was not the girlfriend she was speaking about.

We're hoping her face was the result of some unfortunate contouring and not abuse!

Looking like they just rolled out of bed, Ashley Tisdale and her rocker hubby Christopher French looked like sleepy hipsters when they strutted their stuff through the streets of Studio City on Sunday. We have to say -- Nice snowflake pants, Christopher!

We can't be sure -- but we are pretty sure we saw those pants on Gap.com last week -- in the ladies section! Whatever floats your boat, dude!

Thanks Ashley and Chris -- you guys guys reminded us that everyone is a snowflake -- beautiful and unique!

Not even George Clooney is immune to the now-infamous Sony Hack!

Earlier today, the Sony hack revealed emails between the A-list actor and Amy Pascal, Chairman of SPE's Motion Picture Group, after negative reviews came out panning his film World War II drama, Monuments Men.

In Clooney's email, the actor wrote to Pascal that he needed, "protection from all the reviews." The Gravity actor begged Pascal, "Let's just make it a hit." Clooney then added, "I haven't slept in 30 hours. And it's 7 am."

Despite the super star cast, consisting of Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray and John Goodman, the film scored a a measly 31 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

In the email exchange, it appears as though Clooney took the blame for the dud of a film, writing, "I fear I've let you all down. Not my intention. I apologize. I've just lost touch .. Who knew? Sorry. I won't do it again."

Pascal reassured the Oscar winner by saying, "We will protect you by making money… that's the best revenge."

The film had a budget of $70 million, but domestically only took home $78,031,620, according to Box Office Mojo. While it most certainly was a flop stateside, overseas the film earned $76,952,415, which accumulated to a worldwide gross of $154,984,035. Not bad for a movie that got such mediocre (at best) reviews!

We'll at least we know now that even mega-millionaire superstars have doubts and bad days! It kind of just makes us love Georgey even more!

This poor girl must be sick of defending her decision to not have children!

Jennifer Aniston posed topless with her hairdresser pal Chris McMillian in the newest issue of Allure, and the A-lister was surprisingly candid over her frustration with being portrayed as too self obsessed to have children. It wasn't all negative chatter, though! The actress also gushed about fiancé Justin Theroux and her unlikely friendship with Brad Pitt's ex Gwyneth Paltrow!

"I don't like [the pressure] that people put on me, on women — that you've failed yourself as a female because you haven't procreated. I don't think it's fair. You may not have a child come out of your vagina, but that doesn't mean you aren't mothering — dogs, friends, friends' children," she vented to the mag.

"This continually is said about me: that I was so career-driven and focused on myself that I don't want to be a mother, and how selfish that is. Even saying it gets me a little tight in my throat," she continued.

The Cake star might not be eager to start a family, but she has found lasting happiness with fiancé Justin Theroux. "I'm so proud of him. We have so much fun together...It was nice to learn how to sort of relinquish control and let someone really care deeply for you. It's quite wonderful," she gushed.

The former Friends star was quick to praise her pal Gwyneth Paltrow as well. "I've known her a long time. That woman has got style to the moon and back. Chic, effortless, gorgeous. This sums us up. Look, I'm in a T-shirt, jeans, and 400-year-old shoes, and this one is just, like, to a T. She's always been sweet to me," she explained.

Everyone needs to let go of the whole "poor Jen" attitude!

We bet husband Eddie Cibrian was happy to have his wife home!

Leann Rimes flew back from NYC yesterday, and the singer arrived in town with enough time to finish up her Christmas shopping before the holiday rolls around. The country crooner looked chic as she strolled though the airport in ripped jeans and an olive leather jacket, and even though there are rumors she's expecting her first child, it certainly doesn't look like it!

The Grammy winner has been busy promoting her six song holiday EP, titled One Christmas: Chapter One, and was returning from a performance in Englewood, New Jersey. "There's a little bit of dirty south kind of sound, but it's also very intimate. It was nice to do some songs that haven't been covered as much, so it was nice to set the tone with something a little different than what normal Christmas records have been," she explained to Billboard of her new tunes.

Let's hope LeLe has a hit on her hands! After all, Spitfire didn't exactly burn up the charts…

Had fun with the homey @Chrisbrownofficial

Une photo publiée par Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) le Déc. 12, 2014 at 3:01 PST

A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 3:04am PST

Ho, ho, ho! Looks like it's going to be a very Merry Christmas for Justin Bieber and Chris Brown -- who were getting in the holiday mood with their rumored pieces Hailey Baldwin and Kendall Jenner. The foursome were chillin' and illin' in Washington after Chris’ show. We have a feeling this fantastic four is up to no good!

And BTW: where is this motley crew hanging out? A drug den? Or a hipster lounge that's supposed to look like a drug den? Either way -- we hope they brought hand sanitizer.

Kendall, who is rumored to be dating Brown, and Hailey, who is reportedly Bieber's newest fling, both struck a pose in matching crop tops, leather jackets and drop-crotch pants. Is this the new slutty girl uniform and no one told us?

We don't think Karrueche and Selena are gonna like this double date!