As far as we're concerned, Kanye West's hair is more ridiculous than the rumors that Kim Kardashian's naked selfie was purposely "leaked"...

Kim and Kanye stepped out to lunch in Paris on Wednesday, and while Kim looked chic in a an ivory coat and knee boots, Kanye looked all kinds of strange in a velour top and scarf combo. And that chevron pattern buzz cut? He's been rocking it for about a week now and we just can't stand it! But Kim doesn't seem to mind, as she posted a pic of her man the other day and wrote, "I'm so lucky #MyFineAssHusband."

Kimye and their adorable daughter Nori jetted out of Los Angeles on Monday and headed to London and then Paris, and it looks like they'll be in France a little bit longer for fashion week. That means more awesomely bad outfits -- woohoo!

We almost mistook Kesha and her kitty for Taylor Swift and her cat Olivia Benson!

Kesha showed off her perrrrfect pussy at LAX, on Tuesday -- and her third-eye hand tattoo -- and her perrrrrfect pussy (yes, we said it twice)!!!

Jessica Simpson's hubby Eric Johnson looooves to throw his kids up in the air!

I guess since he retired from the NFL, the former tight end misses throwing the ball around, so his kids are the next best thing. Mama Jess posted this shot of Eric playing with son Ace in the pool, on Tuesday, and captioned it: "I was on a plane to NYC today and I missed out on this!!!' I'm in LOVE with the 2 of them. #boyswillbeboys."

It's not the first time Eric has used one of his offspring in lieu of a ball ... the doting dad made daughter Maxwell catch air back in April during a trip to the beach. Which makes us wonder ... does he throw his super-slender wife up in the air like this sometimes???

This looks like a man enjoying his freedom!

Chris Martin took a stroll around his Malibu neighborhood today, and the Coldplay front man was barefoot and clad in a dirty t-shirt and sweatpants. Ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow would never have let him get away with such carefree behavior, but something tells us new love Jennifer Lawrence encourages him to embrace this side of himself!

Not that he's totally out of the Goop queen's grasp, though! A new report claims the Oscar winner isn't bothered by her former husband's conscious coupling with J.Law, but she is still "uncompromising with the amount of time she expects him to spend with their family" and she's allegedly drawn up a schedule to make sure he doesn't shirk his fatherly duties. "She's drawn up a rota to balance his time living life as a bachelor and seeing Jennifer with honoring their many family commitments," a source dished to Grazia UK.

The Silver Linings Playbook star might want to think twice before getting mixed up in this mess! "Gwyneth still has a lot of control over him, which isn't exactly desirable to prospective girlfriends. The way things are are the moment, no sane person would want to be an accessory to their conscious uncoupling," the source added.

At least he has more independence than he used to!

If there's anyone who knows how hard a split can be, it's her!

Khloe Kardashian squeezed in her daily workout today in L.A., and on her way out of the gym our videographer asked her how she felt about Kris and Bruce Jenner officially filing for divorce, but the reality star chose to stay silent and just give a little smile. While she's probably not happy about her mom and stepdad calling it quits, she has known this was coming for a while so she's undoubtedly had time to process the whole thing.

Khlo better be ready for her fair share of embarrassment, because we all know the Kardashian matriarch is going to be on the prowl for a new man in no time! The 58-year-old momager doesn't seem like the type to wait for the ink to dry!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are dealing with the sudden death of NIcole's father, Dr. Antony Kidman, the best way they know how -- as a family.

The family of four caught a flight out of Sydney, Australia days after her father's funeral, which was held on Friday. Nicole, Keith and their daughters, Sunday Rose, 6, and Faith, 3, arrived after their long flight in Los Angeles on Tuesday morning.

The Oscar winner's father died while on a trip to Singapore on Sept. 12. On Friday, the Aussie gave an emotional speech at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church in the Sydney on Friday.

"He was calm, he was wise, he was self-restrained and he was generous," she said in a speech, according to the Daily Telegraph. "He was a good man, a compassionate man, a strong man, a man that was always there for me. He was my thinker, confidante, my friend and my protector."

That thing is practically bigger than she is!

Jessica Simpson caught a flight out of LAX en route to the Big Apple this morning, and the skinny fashion mogul has lost so much weight that she looks like she could topple over just carrying that giant pink handbag of hers!

The blonde beauty looked amazing in navy skinnies, a backless top and heels, and we think Weight Watchers should send her a bonus for going above and beyond her endorsement contract! Hubby Eric Johnson must be in heaven with his wife's hot bod, but Jess claims she's the lucky one.

"Eric is the best. Being married, for me, it defines so much more than even having kids. We still feel like we're on a honeymoon," she recently gushed to Us Weekly. The mother-of-two also revealed that being a Mrs. has changed her style and made her much more confident in her sexuality. "It actually has changed my style. I'm very into slip dresses and everything a little bit sexier. I feel sexier as a wife and a mom!" she added.

She looks better than her Daisy Duke days!

While you'd think Kris Jenner splitting up her life from Bruce Jenner would be all sorts of dramatic -- it appears as though agreeing upon terms of their divorce has been easy peasy.

The divorce settlement, which consists of their joint income from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Bruce's speaking engagement and their various businesses, has been estimated at around $60 million, according to TMZ.

In addition, Kris will get their Hidden Hills estate, and Bruce will keep his Sherwood Country Club membership. 

Yesterday, Kris finally pulled the plug on her marriage to Bruce, filing for divorce 11 months after announcing their separation.

The reality star filed for divorce in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable difference as the cause for the rift. Amazingly enough, the couple had no prenup -- but the duo seems to have already worked out the details of the split, sans lawyers.

According to the divorce paperwork, Kris, who filed pro per, is seeking joint physical and legal custody of their 17-year-old daughter Kylie, as well as requesting to keep her own jewelry, and any and all assets since their separation -- which is listed as June 1, 2013. The documents state that they will divide their property later.