This SO funny on SO many levels ...

FYI, young people don't even know who you are, Leo -- we love you, but seriously. You haven't made a good movie in years, you date girls half your age and you drive a Volvo, so get over your big, bad self.

When we spotted DiCaprio, 44, today, apparently he spotted us, too, so he put his 21-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone (yes, he's old enough to have fathered her but hey -- you love who you love!) on the lookout for lenses as he wriggled his way out of his mom car and pulled his baseball cap lower so as not to be photographed. Then he ran -- yes, he literally ran away from our photographer so as not to be snapped. Why? We'd like to ask him that ourselves!

We can't take how cute these babies are!

But honestly, that's not really what Beyonce's new documentary Homecoming: A Film By Beyonce is about. It's about Maya Angelou's important words used to voice over what a very young Beyonce hopes will be her legacy. It's like a career retrospective for a mid-career artist.

But fans will focus on the babies -- since Rumi and Sir have only been seen a handfull of times and not recently since they've moved past their tiny baby stage. Beyonce will let us into her world on her terms and what a world it is. We can't wait to watch this on Netflix April 17 when it's released. Here's what the streaming platform says of the piece: "Homecoming presents an intimate look at Beyoncé’s historic 2018 Coachella performance that paid homage to America’s historically black colleges and universities. Interspersed with candid footage and interviews detailing the preparation and powerful intent behind her vision, Homecoming traces the emotional road from creative concept to cultural movement." Loves!

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Throw down!

Justin Bieber seems to be starting a bit of a beef with fellow pop star heartthrob Shawn Mendes. Of course everyone knows of Shawn's history with Bieber's wife Hailey Baldwin, so clearly THAT'S got something to do with it but could it also be that Justin's feeling threatened by Mendes' musical success?

The "In My Blood" singer covers the latest issue of the Observer magazine and is dubbed the "Prince of Pop." Shawn posted the cover pic to Instagram and guess who commented?! Justin wrote: "Hmm ‘’ Gonna have to break a few more records to dethrone my title there bud (canadian voice)..but if you want we can play hockey for it but i heard your [sic] a real bender on the ice we could just drop the buckets and tilt for it."

Shawn replied, "@justinbieber LOL any time any day you just let me know!!!!!!"

Some fans didn't get that Bieber was supposedly commenting in jest and one dude wrote, "justin has been dead from music for how long? take a seat bud.” To which Justin replied, “There is no competition and it was a playful joke people relax.. there’s no sides we’re all just here to make dope music. I’m just [as] competitive as he is … so it was just a little playful jargon."

Playful, indeed!

Not much to say about this ... Miley Cyrus and hubby Liam Hemsworth were out to dinner with his brother Luke and some pals Saturday at Nobu in Malibu and as they left ... in their MINI VAN -- yes, a mom van -- SOMEBODY flipped us the bird! Who shot the middle finger at the paps? YOU decide!

Justin Bieber is such a gentleman!

Not only did the pop star buy an $8.5M mansion for him and his wife to live in, he picked up a couple bouquets of flowers for wife Hailey Baldwin Sunday to put in the new home!

Justin and Hailey were previously staying in Justin's luxury penthouse residence at the Montage Laguna Beach for weeks while he received treatment at "brain heath center" the Amen Clinic and while they looked for a home up in LA. Well they found it and now they're back to living in the city and while Hailey seems to love it -- she can meet up with friends like Kendall Jenner at Pilates and for dinners at Nobu Malibu, and go shopping at local favorites like Fred Segal -- Justin, meanwhile, has been nesting. He's accepting deliveries at the house, getting their furnishings in order and staying home.

But why, when we spotted Hailey with pup Oscar Bieber outside the house yesterday, did she appear to be crying? Are those tears of joy over her first marital home?

It was a Jenner summit at Nobu Malibu last night!

Kylie, Kendall, and Kris Jenner met up with supermodel pal Hailey Baldwin at the seaside sushi joint. Kylie was the leader of the pack in a sexy, slinky black silk slip dress -- even Kris' "boyfriend" Corey Gamble took notice (see him checkin' her out?!). Kendall was dressed in a flowy pantsuit, while Hailey looked amazing in a pastel camo pant with silk blazer and her hair pulled back.

Hailey and Kendall had just hung out earlier in the day, attending hot Pilates together in West Hollywood. So why are they hanging out again, all-of-a-sudden? The girls used to be friends back in the day when they'd hang at Justin Bieber's Calabasas mansion and play with Nerf guns ... remember that? Of course there are rumors Kendall and Justin hooked up at one point, so perhaps that's why Biebs didn't join the group last night?

Well he was also busy getting the couple's new Beverly Hills mansion ready to move into. We spotted Justin in his SUV, chauffeured by his bodyguard, at the new $8.5M pad as some deliveries were being made. Looks like moving day is getting close!

Two hot supermodels doing hot Pilates together?! Yes, please!

Hailey Baldwin-Bieber (we can't bring ourselves to use only one last name!) and pal/fellow model Kendall Jenner hit up West Hollywood's favorite hot Pilates studio Saturday -- in fact, it's the same studio Selena Gomez frequents!

The pair both wore sexy Spandex hot pants and sports bras with sweatshirts and Hailey sported her HUGE diamond ring from hubby Justin Bieber.

Kendall made a pit stop after Pilates for some shakes, but sent her bodyguard in to pick them up. Meanwhile Bieber's chillin' in the O.C. at his Laguna Beach Montage residence without Hails. She had to be up in LA for some business, so he stayed behind to continue his regular treatments, though when we saw his yesterday, he didn't look happy at ALL with his wife being away.

Speaking of Justin, we just got in this kinda funny video of our videographer asking Hailey if she "has any cool names for the baby." Ha! Hailey went for some shopping at Fred Segal after his hot Pilates sesh with Kendall. She wore a cute cropped leather biker jacket with a cropped white top (hey, if you're gonna put in the time at the gym, you may as well show off the results!) and jeans. And we LOVE that green G-Wagon, G-Wagon, G-Wagon!

Don't be sad, Justin!

Bieber looked a little down Friday as he went on a coffee run with his bodyguard and WITHOUT wife Hailey. The singer was solo in Laguna Beach as Hails likely had work commitments up in LA.

The singer has been seeking treatment for depression at the Amen Clinic down in O.C., but his real support is Hailey. A source tells us: "Justin just doesn't feel good when he's a lone. He wants Hailey around all the time, but he knows she has to work. Since he's kind of taken a break from music, he feels like he doesn't have any real direction when she's not there. He doesn't know what to do with himself."

Bieber had his bodyguard run interference with the paps yesterday -- something he does only when he's not in a great mood and not feeling like interacting. Our source tells us, "Some people around Justin are worried his too dependent on Hailey and that it might not be the best dynamic."

Still, we think he's making such an effort to work on his mental health and we see him smiling and happy so WE think Justin's on the right track and we wish him well!