Kristen Stewart covers Elle magazine's September 2014 fashion issue, and the 24-year-old actress poses in the produce section of the supermarket. Sure, she looks totally awkward, but a) this is not news and b) seeing as the latest Chanel show was held in a mock grocery store, this setting makes sense. After all, she is the fashion house's spokesmodel ... for now, anyway.

K. Stew answers the usual questions about fame and fans, and she's still whining about how starring in Twilight changed her life:

"The day the movie came out there was a picture of me -- in the New York Post, I think. I was sitting on my front porch, smoking a pipe with my ex-boyfriend and dog. And I was like, Oh sh*t, well, I have to be aware of that."

Rob Pattinson's former flame continues:

"Now I feel like if I smiled for a paparazzi photo -- not that I ever would -- that’s exactly what people would be desecrating me for. They’d be like, 'Now you’re going to give it up, now you’re a sellout.' like, okay. What do you want? What would you like?"

Well, that's not really the case, but seeing as she can't even smile for a magazine shoot, it doesn't seem like she knows what she's talking about...

Melanie Brown stopped by Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen in New York City yesterday, and not only did she show off her ridiculous physique, but she held nothing back when the two chatted about her days with the Spice Girls.

Mel B was there to promote America's Got Talent, but who cares about that when she's dishing the dirt on why Ginger Spice left the legendary all-girl group! "I don't think it was my feud," Brown said of Gerri Halliwell's departure. "I think she had some stuff going on in her head … I don't think she could take the pressure. She actually talked about it in her book and she just bounced. But she happened to have left on my birthday. What a b*tch!"

So which bandmate was her BFF? "I'm kinda close to all of them but I think it would have to be Mel C cause she's from up north, where I'm from," Mel replied. She also quashed rumors that she and Victoria Beckham are not close, but during the "Plead the Fifth" segment of the interview, she declined to comment on which Spice Girl was the least vocally talented.

When Cohen asked, "Name one celebrity that was a huge d*ck to you during your Spice Girls days," Mel said, "I did have an argument with Puff Daddy … He yelled at me to get off the stage when I was hosting this awards show … I said, 'Come over here and say that to my face' and then we got into a bit of an 'f you' kind of scenario." But it doesn't look like that's a problem anymore. "Now I see him at SoulCycle and he's fine!" she said. "He's like, 'Hey Mel, how are you?' It's all cool."


Click thru to see what she has to say about Ginger Spice leaving...

Chloe Moretz stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday night to promote her new film If I Stay, and she chatted about learning how to play the cello for the film and how much she loves her fans.

The 17-year-old actress is everywhere lately, and in her interview with Company magazine, she chats about her rumored boyfriend, 15-year-old Brooklyn Beckham. "We SoulCycle at the same place," she told the mag. "So met a while ago and then just kinda started hanging out."

So what about their skateboarding date earlier this summer? It seems like David and Victoria Beckham's oldest son might have her beat in that department, but she wouldn't admit it. She told the mag, "Who's better?—I don't know! I mean, he had a pretty small skateboard, and I had more of a longboard. I think he's a risk-taker, like a typical guy, weaving in and out of people. I'm a 'safety boarder'—I don't want to break any bones!"

She didn't mention Brooklyn last night, but we have a feeling someone is going to ask her about it again soon...

If acting doesn't work out, she could always be a hairdresser!

Tori Spelling took matters into her own hands and chopped her own locks off, and the actress debuted her 'do with this beautiful Instagram selfie!

"Here's my new hair cut" the reality TV star captioned the picture of her new look. "I chopped it all off myself last nite at midnite. #FutureHairStylist #ShortHairDontCare #MultitaskingMama," she captioned the photo.

The former 90210 star doesn't have time to spend hours at the salon, considering she's juggling four young children along with her career and troubled marriage to Dean McDermott. We don't know how she manages it all with such ease!

Well, kind of.

Adrienne Maloof will return to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with several cameo appearances on the upcoming fifth season of the show.

"I was approached by the producers to come back," Maloof tells Us Weekly. Maloof left the show in 2013 after three seasons, and around the time of her departure, she told Too Fab, "You'd have to pay me a lot of money to go back. Really, seriously."

So if it wasn't for the money, why did she return? "It just made sense to maybe take this and come full circle from where I left off last time," she told the mag. "I’m coming back, also, a bit wiser. I know what to expect now. There were some unfinished situations that I felt the need to kind of mend and come full circle."

"A lot has happened in my life," she added. "So with each experience, I think I’ve grown. I’m at a point now where it’s a new chapter. I can really focus and think clearer on what to expect, and there’s nothing like experience to kind of get you to where you know you want to be. And I know that I want to come full circle with the rest of the women, some closure, and I feel like I have a better grasp on how to do that now."

What does she think about Lisa Rinna joining the show? "She's lovely … I think she knows what she's getting into," Maloof says. "She has been around [the show] enough to kind of see what it is. She's very close to her family, she loves her children, so at least she's not going to take any nonsense."

We can't wait to watch!

Rocky mountain too high!

Lady Gaga fell victim to altitude sickness and had to be hospitalized after her concert in Denver on Wednesday, and she decided to share a selfie while wearing her oxygen mask!

"Altitude Sickness is no Joke! #hitThatHospitalS--t #artRaveDenver many true ravers crowd tonight," she captioned the photo.

Even though she was under the weather, she still looked gorg like a true pop diva!

BritBrit is looking good!

The popstar had a photo shoot with famed photographer Jeff Lipsky -- and we are liking what we are seeing!

The "Womanizer" singer gave her Facebook fans a sneak peek at the celeb snapper's pic of her in her undies. Hot damn -- look at that mom of two!

Along with the pic, the 32-year-old wrote, "Amazing amazing shoot with Jeff Lipsky today! Been working hard this summer!"

Is the old Britney back? Doubtful -- but we do love that this photo reminds of us the iconic "Hit Me Baby One More" time album (sans pants of course)!

It's all about Bey!

On Thursday, MTV announced that the network would be honoring Beyonce with the 2014 Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards -- and we are crazy in love with this news!

"Over the course of MTV history, the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award has been presented to exemplary musicians who have made an incredible and long-lasting impact on pop culture," a writer for MTV wrote on the network's website. "When it came time to choose the 2014 VMA recipient, one particular name stood out above the rest—global entertainer, singer-songwriter, and philanthropist Beyonce."

Others winners of the award include Madonna, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Michael Jackson himself, who won the Vanguard Award in 1988.

In addition to accepting her award, Beyonce will also take the stage to perform what's sure to be a show-stopping number during the 2014 MTV VMAs, which will take place at The Forum in Inglewood, Calif.

While this award is great and awesome -- it's not distracting us from the hot gossip surrounding Bey and Jay!