After bitching about her weight and hitting the gym on Tuesday morning, Kim Kardashian went to the Westfield Topanga mall near her family's compound for a little shopping spree. Maybe she saw our photos of her big ol' booty from Jimmy Kimmel last night? Her derriere was looking significantly rounder than usual, so we kinda get it. But if she's trying to drop 20 pounds, maybe she should wait a few months to update her wardrobe? Just a thought!

Around 7:40am, Kim tweeted:

"off to an intense workout. Can't seem to shake this last 15-20 lbs of baby weight. no more excuses. my baby is 1 years old! UGH I'm not gonna call it baby weight bc thats an excuse. i just gained weight & that's it. why is it so much harder to lose after baby though!! do any of u moms see their bodies just not the same? a different shape? ughhhh my hips & butt are huge now! they were big to begin with! Just need to get down to my weight a few years ago.

Not gonna complain anymore. Starting diet TODAY! No carbs. crazy workouts. Whos with me? i think after having a baby u get so excited u lost a lot of weight then u get comfortable & eat how you used & it creeps back up. ok no more tweeting and procrastinating! LOL Glad some of u moms can relate. I'm reading the comments! For real....of to the gym! wish me luck on the dieting...its soooo hard for me!"

Aww, poor Kim. We know how hard it is to eat healthy and exercise when you have tons of free time and millions of dollars to spend on personal trainers and nutritionists. Oh wait! We actually don't. We just bust our butts at the gym and don't stuff our faces every time we sit down for dinner -- and we certainly don't gripe about it!

Maybe she's just extra whiny lately because she's missing hubby Kanye West? He should be coming back from Singapore soon...

Leave it to Olivia Wilde to look this effortlessly gorgeous with her tiny son Otis sucking milk out of her boob! I mean, that is what's going on here, but when you have someone with Olivia's looks being shot by legendary photographer Patrick Demarchelier, we're bound to get some pretty stunning and artsy results!

So what did Olivia have to say about the experience?

"Being shot with Otis is so perfect because any portrait of me right now isn't complete without my identity as a mother being a part of that. Breast-feeding is the most natural thing. I don't know, now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast. It felt like we were capturing that multifaceted woman we've been discussing—that we know we can be. You can be someone who is at once maternal and professional and sexy and self-possessed. [But] I mean, I certainly don't really look like that when I'm [typically] breast-feeding. And there's usually a diaper involved."

Olivia also opens up about her relationship with fiance Jason Sudeikis, and when asked if the two plan on getting married anytime soon, she says, "We're engaged, but no specific plans yet—we just have to find the time to put it together. In many ways, a child is more of a commitment. We are fully committed and really happy as a family. And there's no definition of the 'normal family' anymore. Kids today are growing up with so many different definitions of family. I guess what I'm saying is that I don't feel any pressure to do it. But I think it will be really fun."

And speaking of marriage, she also dishes on how she's changed since divorcing Tao Ruspoli in 2011. "[I] wouldn't be this person without that first marriage," she says. "I really grew up with my first husband. Now I'm in a much wiser, more centered place in life. I think if we can see people in our lives as chapters, we have a much healthier perspective about the whole thing. It's like it had to happen the way it happened. Jason and I lived two blocks away from each other for years and never met."

You ain't foolin' nobody, Madge!

On Tuesday, Madonna tried to disguise a VERY OBVIOUS crotch shot with a caption about her … bathtub. That's not the kind of lip service we want to see!

Along with the full-frontal pic, Madonna wrote," Getting ready for my B-day! Yes we hang our dresses in the bathtub!thanks D&G! #unapologeticb*tch."

Hey Madge, -- your vag lips are hanging out!

Why even bother pretending this post is about a bathtub full of dresses when it's clearly about showing off your body. We'd respect the Material Girl more if she just called a spade a spade and captioned it: "I am an aging popstar who is still trying to validate myself through my waning sexuality -- please like this photo so that I can still feel sexually desirable. PLEASE LOVE ME." Or we would have been happy with a simple: "Desperately Seeking Validation."

Madonna might be "unapologetic" but that doesn't mean we are. We are sorry for posting this pic. We are so, so sorry.

Kendall Jenner is on the September issue of Teen Vogue, and not only does she get two different cover shots, but what happened to her eyebrows in the interior shot?! But hey, even with the bleach job and animal-print overload, the 18-year-old model/reality star looks amaaaazing.

Kendall chatted with the mag about her career in the fashion industry, and she reveals that she always wanted to work it on the catwalk. Well, after she got some growing pains out of the way, that is! "As a kid I always looked up to supermodels, thinking about how amazing they are. I always wanted to be in photos," she said. "I wanted to get started, but I was young, and I wanted to do young things. I had to grow into myself. I couldn't really go out there as a 15-year-old. I mean, I know that some girls do, but I couldn't. I'd grown up in the spotlight, and I needed to be a kid for a minute."

Kendall also points out that her fame from Keeping Up With The Kardashians didn't exactly help her:

"People didn't want to take a chance on me, I think because I was sort of known. They were a little bit on the fence about it. Some people might think that what I've done before made it easier for me to get jobs, but it was actually a disadvantage. I had to work even harder."

Click thru for another shot of Kendall!

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo are in one serious honeymoon phase ...

The newlyweds shared their first picture as man and wife on Monday -- and instead of posting a lovey dovey pic, the wild duo showed their tough side.

Along with the pic, Adam wrote, "There is a strong situation going on here." We aren't sure exactly what the "situation" is here -- but they are looking pretty fierce about it.

Surrounded by 300 guests, the couple were married at Flora Farms in Los Cabos, Mexico on July 19. Jason Segel, Erin Heatherton and Candice Swanepoel, and Jonah Hill were in attendance -- and so was Adam Levine's ego.

What a good role model!

Pot fiend Miley Cyrus once again showed her love of the ganja when she posted an Instagram pic of her smoking what appears to be a joint. After her concert in Pittsburgh on Monday night, the 21-year-old posted the puffed-up pic with the caption, "thankz burgggg."

Wearing a grey hoodie, Miley takes a drag of a rolled up substance while blowing smoke at the camera. The "Wrecking Ball" posted a series of post-concert pics

We get it, Miley -- you smoke pot. You are soooo cool. Do you really need to document every single joint you smoke? That's a lot of photos!

The US leg of her Bangerz tour ends in Chicago on August 14. Then Miss Miley heads to Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic and Mexico.

We applaud her bravery!

Tallulah Willis is opening up about her body image issues and insecurities as part of The What's Underneath project, and Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's youngest daughter really seems to have a good head on her shoulders.

"I struggled a lot when I was younger … I'm diagnosed with body dysmorphia from reading those stupid f**king tabloids when I was 13, with the feeling that I was just, like, ugly. Always. I believed ... strangers more than the people that loved me, because why would the people who loved me be honest? ... It was a conviction, it was just reality. You could tell me a thousand times that it's not true, but it's true, and that's OK, and so that made me start to dress, really, showing off my boobs and my butt ... that I was going to get attention for. It was, like, denim short-shorts and push-up bras so that [my boobs] were .. sticking to my neck. It took me until a year ago that I and I remember specifically one day putting on a button-up [shirt] and buttoning it up all the way to my neck and having long pants on ... and just my arms showing and and feeling so beautiful. That was a f**king mind-f**k for me … the fact that all of the attention would be on my face, and that was so scary for me because I always wanted to distract people [from it], and and at that time I realized I wasn't who I was anymore," she revealed during the taped interview.

Check out what else she has to say in the video!

We think she may have a point!

Nicki Minaj blasts showbusiness and the scrutinizing of celebrities in a new Fader magazine interview, and she ties it all back to the "near death experience" she referred to during her BET Awards acceptance speech this past June.

"I was making a point to say that the business kills so many people and we don't even realize it. I can only imagine how many people in this business have died because they may not have wanted to...to be embarrassed publicly. We care so much about what the world thinks that we don't live, really," she explained.

Although the rapper doesn't go into detail about her brush with death, she does admit that it was a wake-up call. "It made me realize, I don't care what anybody gotta say. I'ma do me. I'ma do me," she declared.

With her third studio album about to be released, the "Pink Friday" singer is about to be a busy lady, but she isn't content with simply making music. "Every time I do a business venture or something that isn't the norm for a female rapper, I pat myself on the back. It's important that corporate America can see a young black woman being able to sell things outside of music," she stated.

With her skyrocketing success, the 31-year-old does admit that she's had to make sacrifices, specially being away from her family. She laments moving away from home when her brother was just a kid.

"One day he asked my mother, 'Do you ever think there'll come a time we all live in the same house again, and Onika will be back and she'll have her room, and I'll have my room?' And it just broke my heart," she confessed.

We love her!