WHAT IS MILEY DOING???

Good lord, Miley! We shouldn't be confronted with your Brazilian every time you take the stage, for goodness' sake!

Miley Cyrus gave her fans in Montpellier, France a real show Saturday night as her show makes its way through Europe.

The wild girl had to postpone all of her European dates after her hospitalization for a severe allergic reaction to antibiotics at the beginning of the month.

She appears to be in fine form now ... back to her old tricks! Check out our FULL gallery of crazy Miley photos below ...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West has at least ONE unglamorous thing at their wedding (besides half the guest list) -- a photo booth!

The super chic couple employed the most generic of entertainment for their Italian wedding reception last night -- every wedding planner's crutch ... a DIY photo booth in which drunk wedding guests can make fools of themselves and remember it forever. Loves!

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It's not all palaces and couture at Kim's wedding!

All is not quiet on the Kardashian front, as X17online can report exclusively, Rob Kardashian has left Europe to return to Los Angeles AHEAD of the wedding, after a fight with Kim!!!

And you'll never guess what the fight was about ... Rob's weight!

X17online had the EXCLUSIVE pix of Rob departing for Paris with Kris last Sunday and the shots drew 100% of the media attention AWAY from Kim and Kanye. Could that have been Kim's beef with Rob's beefy frame?

A source tells X17online, Kim and Rob had it out Friday before the lunch at friend/designer Valentino's chateau. Kim wanted the departure from Paris to look like a catwalk, with every member of the Kardashian clan wearing beautiful Valentino couture and looking like a million bucks. Obviously Rob didn't fit into that plan and that's when the war began ...

"Rob said he was sickened by Kim and Kanye's display of wealth and clothes and beauty and called it 'superficial bullsh*t' but Kim was pissed that Rob hadn't made an effort to drop any weight over the past few months. Rob basically thinks Kim cares about him only for his appearance and he said he'd 'make life easier' for her and just leave."

Whoa! Talk about wedding drama ... apparently when the cameras are rolling 24/7, the pressure to look good can get to a family. In fact, the timing of Rob's supposed fat camp retreat coincides with the amount of time he'd need to drop is excess weight before the wedding. And it doesn't seem coincidental that we saw momager Kris Jenner escorting Rob to his reported health treatment center. She wanted Rob to be picture-perfect by mid-May ...

Our source goes on to tell us:

"Rob booked his flight for Saturday morning and skipped the lunch at Valentino's. He just doesn't seem to feel comfortable or happy around his family at all. They're all wrapped up in the same pretty world and he just doesn't fit in."

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After a week of preps in Paris, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally tied the knot in Florence, Italy at the Forte di Belvedere.

Kim's family was there and friends included LaLa Anthony, Rachel Roy, Andre Leon Talley, Jaden Smith, Robin Antin, Jonathan Cheban, Tyga and Blac China, Brittny Gastineau and many more.


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Overlooking the town of Florence, the fortress, set up in the hills surrounding the city, was a picture-perfect setting for the uber-chic nuptials. Guests flew in from Paris yesterday, via private jet, and are staying at the Westin Excelsior. Meanwhile, Kim's family are staying at the rented, private Villa San Michele, where the bride and her groom will room in the Limonaia Suite.

The Villa is a bit of a drive from the fortress, so wedding planners were reportedly nervous Kim and Kanye could be late for the own wedding. But sources tell X17online, the ceremony, so far, has gone off without a hitch.

That said -- one glitch in the event has gotten significant attention ... Beyonce and Jay Z's absence. It was speculated for weeks that the couple would skip the nuptials after reportedly telling Kim and Kanye they didn't want to be a part of the filming for the family's reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Well it's confirmed now -- Beyonce Instagram'd this shot of herself today, from the Hamptons, where the pair are, apparently, spending the Memorial Day weekend. It's also possible the couple wanted to steer clear of Kim's pal Rachel Roy, a guest at the wedding, with whom Beyonce's sister Solange reportedly fought at the Met Gala after-party just before getting into an elevator and beating up on Jay.


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But the show must go on! Rick Wilkerson, Jr., a paster from North Miami, performed the ceremony, according to People Magazine. Andrea Bocelli sang as Kim walked down the aisle, escorted by her step-dad Bruce Jenner.

The backdrop was a massive wall of flowers, exactly like the one Kanye gifted Kim on Mother's Day.

Kim, 33, and Kanye, 36, draw applause and laughter from their wedding guests and various times during the nuptials. Various reports called West "nervous" during the ceremony and Kris Jenner was reportedly "emotional."

Kardashian and West have been dating since 2012, not long after Kim divorced basketballer Kris Humphries. It is her third marriage; West's first. West proposed to Kim in a surprise engagement party at San Francisco's AT&T Park in October.

Florence is a special place for the pair, as Kanye revealed to an Italian magazine recently, he believes that's where daughter North was conceived.

The Forte di Belvedere dates back to the 16th century; it recently reopened in 2013 after five years of renovations.


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The Beckham clan touched down in Los Angeles Friday evening, after spending time in their hometown of London. The kids were as cute as can be, with little Harper taking top prize for adorableness ...

Meanwhile, mom Victoria looked amazing, of course, in black jeans, suede booties, a black blazer and hat.

What a gaggle of good-looking people!

Gwen Stefani juiced up with a little java before her acupuncture session, on Friday. The three-time mom must need some energy to keep going, with three boys keeping her busy day and night (make that four, counting Gavin).

The No Doubt frontwoman is already back to her slim and slender self after giving birth to baby Apollo Bowie Flynn just three months ago. And she's 44, y'all! She's doing something right!

Uma Thurman, John Travolta and director Quentin Tarantino reunited in Cannes at the Clouds of Sils Maria premiere, as the cult film is being feted at the film festival.

A darling of the French film fest, Tarantino celebrated the 20th anniversary of Pulp's Palme d'Or. He and Travolta and Thurman treated fans to an outdoor screening on the beach. Pizza was handed out before the movie started and Tarantino declared, "Now rip out a joint and light it up!"

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IT'S OVER THE TOP AND WE LOVE IT!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West did NOT pull a fast one tonight and tie the knot at Versailles, they just celebrated with friends and family at the most famous palace in the world!

Guests were invited to the Chateau de Versailles for a private concert by Kim's fave, Lana del Rey, who performed her hit song Summertime Sadness among other tunes.

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Former Vogue editor-at-large Andre Leon Talley outlined the entire day in his diary submission for Vogue.com, writing about lunch at Valentino Garavani's Chateau de Wideville:

"Kim and Kanye’s entourage, a processional of nine black cars, came down the grand parterre promptly at 1 p.m. lead by one of Valentino’s staff in a golf cart. Out stepped the bride-to-be in a long gray and oxidized Valentino bronze lace dress with the most beautiful gray suede stiletto court pumps, her hair in a ponytail and her beautiful daughter, North, in her arms dressed in anthracite gray and tights, no shoes. The groom escorted his bride-to-be—also in Valentino, made cool with a black leather shirt buttoned to the top, and black shiny oxfords. As the staff, about five men in black suits, stood with green umbrellas in the misty drizzle, the black fleet of cars continued to pour out Kardashian family and friends."

Wedding guest Rachel Roy Instagram'd this photo of the scene inside Versailles' Hall of Mirrors.


The fashion detail (which we love) goes on and on in Talley's piece, but we'll skip to the end of the day's first event, teasing the evening festivities:

" As the helicopter whirred overhead, and Kanye’s personal film and photograph crew took pictures, the family and bridal party slowly piled into the cars to get dressed for a 6:00 p.m. departure from Paris to an unknown destination. When asked about certain details, Kanye said only “I don’t know what you are talking about?” like the cat that ate the canary (yet this cat had a solid pavé diamond and gold grill inlaid on his bottom molars). You couldn’t call it a rehearsal dinner—it called for black tie and starts at 7:00 p.m. Destination unknown to every guest, who gets his own personal security and chauffer. Off to the next big moment."

Of course that turned out to be the dinner, drinks and fireworks at Versailles for which, Talley says, Kim and Kanye will become "legend":

"... it’s a moment of wonder every second. Each guest has his own personal chauffeur with an S500 Hybrid Mercedes-Benz. Private planes are at the ready for some destination in Italy tomorrow. And to top it all, Versailles with a V, and then some. Mr. West turned it into his home. He threw a great party, ending in lavish fireworks near midnight."

Off to Italy!!!


Fireworks at Versailles, concluding Kimye's pre-wedding party