Uhh bitter much? Over the weekend, wild child Miley Cyrus rode on an inflatable penis, bared most of her body and went on quite the rant about her exes, "particularly one" whom she called a "piece of sh*t." Ouch!

Before breaking into her chart-topping song "Wrecking Ball," the twerking queen launched into a diatribe about her past loves before the crowd at club G-A-Y in London.

Every time you get in your car, you're going to hear my f*cking song on the f*cking radio, you piece of sh*t. That's right. And then I'm gonna take all my clothes off, I'm gonna sit on a big, giant d*ck -- sometimes two -- I'm gonna swing around, and then I'm gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo … So then -- you know, you can tell a lot about a person -- I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I'd probably have a really big dick, 'cause I feel really good about myself now.

Umm Miley, if you felt really good about yourself -- you probably wouldn't be spewing hate at Liam all these months later, talking about what size penis you would have if you had one (umm what?) and constantly showing your ass to any who will look.

As if the above statements weren't enough, the platinum singer continued for the crowd, "So I'm gonna tell those motherf*ckers that broke my heart -- particularly one -- to suck my fat d*ck and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life."


Miley's definitely living her life with a lot of grace and dignity! Do you think that in five years Miley will wake up from her marijuana-induced haze, look back at all the crazy antics she pulled and just be embarrassed? 'Cause we do.

And while Miley didn't specifically call out Liam, whom she got engaged to in June 2012 and ended things with in September 2013, we are just going to assume that she's talking about him since the Hunger Games actor was her last boyfriend, they were engaged and the split was not amicable. After the overwrought single "Wrecking Ball" was released and now this latest rant, the suspicions seem all but confirmed.

Currently on tour in the UK, Miley has been posting a plethora of glittery pics on Instagram. The past few images have been tame -- but we're sure there will be an inflatable male appendage in the very near future.

We were shocked to see the footage of Solange Knowles attacking Jay Z in an elevator at the Standard Hotel after the Met Gala last Monday, but according to a source for Us Weekly, this is "not the first time this has happened"!

A source tells the mag:

"That's why Bey and Jay were so calm. They are used to this from Solange. It has definitely happened before. She is genuinely a sweet and nice person but she also keeps sh*t real. She can take a small thing and it triggers her."

This still doesn't explain WHY though -- we're dying to know what set off Solange!

We're not sure if this is in any way related, but it looks like Jay Z wasn't the only one who felt the wrath of Solange last Monday. Apparently Beyonce's little sister yelled at pal Rachel Roy and a group of people at the after party at the Boom Boom Room, and during the squabble, a source tells Us Weekly that Beyonce "got in the middle of it."

However, before that, a source tells the mag that the sisters (and Naomi Campbell) appeared to be having a good time dancing at the bash while Jay Z "hung back at one of the fireplace areas." The same source added that the trio "abruptly" left, but no one is sure why.

Still, another observer at the Met Gala notes that Beyonce seemed "off" that night. "She wasn't smiling, was hardly with Jay, she was off with Solange the whole time," the spy dished. After the squabble Beyonce and Solange got in a car together while Jay Z found another ride, and an insider tells the mag, "It is a testament to Beyonce's calm nature how she kept back and played the peacekeeper here. She is so calm and always the peacekeeper."

As far as the video leaking online, a staffer at the Standard tells the mag, "The video was recorded on a cell phone from the monitors in the back room."

But what happens now? Is anyone going to make an official statement about this? Beyonce posted the message below on her Instagram on May 7, but keep in mind this was before she knew that the tape was leaking online:



This has to be about Solange, right? Or are we reading too much into this?

What did he do or say this time?

Alec Baldwin was arrested in New York City this morning, In Touch reports.

The magazine acquired pictures of the actor being handcuffed and put in the back of a cop car by an officer. Although one witness described the 30 Rock star as "calm and quiet" during the arrest, another said he "went ballistic on the cops, screaming at them" while being taken away.

"The incident just happened, we are waiting for details at this time," an NYPD source told the glossy.

Story developing…

Update: Baldwin was cited for illegal biking after going the wrong way on Fifth Avenue, and a factor in the arrest was that he didn't have his ID on him while he was riding, TMZ reports.

He needs to shut his mouth!

Donald Sterling sat down for an interview on Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday, and the disgraced Clippers owner managed to get himself in even more hot water by slamming Magic Johnson for contracting HIV!

"Well, what kind of guy goes to every city, has sex with every girl, then he catches HIV? Is that someone we want to respect and tell our kids about? I think he should be ashamed of himself. I think he should go into the background. But what does he do for the black people? He doesn't do anything," the 80-year-old sniped after questioning the former basketball star's motives to help him work things out after the scandal broke.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the Clippers head honcho decided to make some sweeping generalizations of Jewish people and African Americans.

"That’s one problem I have. Jews, when they get successful they will help their people, and some of the African-Americans — maybe I’ll get in trouble again — they don’t want to help nobody,” he boldly declared.

After the sit-down aired, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver released a statement apologizing to Johnson personally and pledging to remove Sterling as swiftly as possible.

"I just read a transcript of Donald Sterling's interview with Anderson Cooper and while Magic Johnson doesn't need me to, I feel compelled on behalf of the NBA family to apologize to him that he continues to be dragged into this situation and be degraded by such a malicious and personal attack. The NBA Board of Governors is continuing with its process to remove Mr. Sterling as expeditiously as possible," the statement read.

No amount of crisis PR is going to help this guy! Someone get him a muzzle!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the New York premiere of The Normal Heart at the Ziegfeld Theater on Monday night, and though this is Brad's latest project, Angelina was the one who got all the attention from fans and autograph seekers!

But maybe it was because she was having a major fail with her face powder? Not only are we wondering if her regular makeup artist was on vacation, but why on earth didn't Brad mention something to her before they hit the red carpet?! He had to have noticed the amount of excess white powder on her jawline....

Anyway, Brad has tagged along with Angelina for the last few weeks while she's been promoting Maleficent, so it was definitely her turn to play the role of supportive spouse. Well, they're not married just yet, but you know what we mean...

The Normal Heart is about a gay activist who attempts to raise HIV/AIDS awareness during the early 1980s, and in addition to an all-star cast, the TV movie was directed by Glee/American Horror Story EP Ryan Murphy. Can't wait to watch this when it premieres on May 25!

The Kardashians (well, some of them -- it was really just Khloe and her little sister Kylie, along with mom Kris Jenner) filmed their reality show at a trapeze center in Los Angeles on Monday, and it looks like the ladies got quite a workout. And seeing as Kim has stated that her upcoming wedding to Kanye West WON'T be part of the hit reality show, is it possible that the family is scrambling for some interesting plot lines?

After getting a peek at Bruce Jenner deep throating a banana over the weekend, maybe they should do more with him and his transformation. Unless Bruce and Kris reconciling will be a major part of next season? With this family you never know...

Cue the spaghetti western music!

Justin Bieber got his cowboy on Monday afternoon in the 95-degree Los Angeles heat, with a dusty trail ride in Griffith Park.

The Biebs and his posse got a little equine therapy -- maybe to help the uber famous pop star escape the burden of fame and, for once, get back to nature and be just like anyone else. Except ... he was checking his cell phone all throughout the ride!

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And JB, that's not a cowboy hat, it's a fedora! Hipsters everywhere should be outraged! What next dark skinny jeans, a Smiths shirt and Converse?

The Canadian cutie stepped out of his Beverly Hills hotel on Monday -- and we coldn't help but notice a difference in his style. Instead of sticking to his swaggah-gear of beanies and too baggy pants, the Biebs changed up his look by going all hipster on us: fedora, slim jeans (well slim for him) and some black combat boots. Bieber, where are your drop-crotch pants and blinged-out high tops? We're so confused!

Since landing in Los Angeles in last week, the 20-year-old has been spotted all over town. On Sunday, the "Boyfriend singer enjoyed some time with Pattie Mallette at the Clippers game. On Saturday night, Bieber watched Godzilla with manager Scooter Braun and some pals, but before his boys' night in, the 20-year-old pop star spent quite a bit of time posing for photos with fans outside of his Beverly Hills hotel. And it wasn't just the young ladies -- Biebs cozied up to some moms and posted a pic on Instagram with the caption, "#lovethesupport #cougarfans #swirv."

It looks like Bieber's been on his best behavior since back in La La Land, which is really too bad. The sizzurp-swigging singer is really at his best when he's causing trouble!

One day of celebrating clearly wasn't enough!

Jennifer Lopez and her mother Guadalupe left their hotel to grab lunch in N.Y.C. today, and even though Mother's Day was yesterday, it seems the ladies wanted to squeeze a little more quality time!

J.Lo's boyfriend Casper Smart must have volunteered to watch twins Max and Emme so that his lady love could enjoy an adults-only day in the Big Apple.

The American Idol judge recently spoke of how her children have changed her life, and it sounds like Jenny from the Block is right where she wants to be.

"I just feel like I went through a real growth spurt as a human being [when I became a mother]. Having my babies allowed me to realize what unconditional love was," she gushed to People.

Her hit song "I Luh Ya Papi" should be changed to "I Luh Ya Mami"!