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Chris Brown will remain in jail for another 131 days, as he admitted to violating his probation at a progress hearing on May 9 at Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Brown's probation stemming from the 2009 beating of ex-girlfriend Rihanna was revoked after his arrest in Washington D.C., and he's been in jail for the last two months.

Judge James R. Brandlin originally sentenced Brown to serve 365 days but gave him credit for the 234 days he already spent in jail and in rehab. Brown's probation has been reinstated and extended through January of 2015.

However, Brown's lawyer Mark Geragos told CNN that he expects Brown to be released from custody within the next week. "I would expect that Chris should be out of jail before the weekend's up or before Monday," Geragos said. "If he isn't out by Monday, then I would expect he's getting special treatment. He's got over 230 days credit on a 365 (day sentence) and generally the sheriff is releasing on a lot less than that."

Interesting. It seems like he's been locked up for a while, so we're curious to see when he actually gets out!

Ashton Kutcher is not a happy camper!

Engaged couple Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher went to get a Philly cheese steak on Friday afternoon right before jetting out of town via private plane. Unfortunately during their yummy pit stop, the expectant twosome got a parking ticket while they were fueling up their pre-flight bellies. Damn those pregnancy cravings!

After his environmentally-friendly Tesla got ticketed, the Two and a Half Men actor must have been in a bad mood because the 36-year-old flipped us a double bird as he was boarding his private jet in Van Nuys. That's not so nice!

Meanwhile, Ashton's pregnant lady love just opened up to Ellen DeGeneres about her pregnancy cravings. The 30-year-old admitted, "I eat sauerkraut all day long. Here’s the truth. This is the worst craving to have because sauerkraut smells and so every time you open up a jar it just reeks in the whole kitchen."

In the sit down, Mila wouldn't reveal the gender of her child or the due date, but she said the couple have picked out a name and she's going to do a natural birth. She's one tough cookie!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sent out their wedding invitations in mid-April, and we're finally getting a peek at the surprisingly simple and sophisticated card.

According to Us Weekly, only 100 people were given spots on the guest list, and aside from the date and the dress code, not much information is available! "Guests won't know the venue until they get to Paris," an insider told the mag last month. "[Kim] hasn't even told her sisters." Sounds like they're doing a pretty good job keeping stuff under wraps!

Earlier this week Kim took to Twitter to reveal that her May 24 nuptials will NOT be on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, adding that most of what's being reported isn't true. “Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out," she wrote, adding that the duo are not married, they won't be televising their wedding and "no one" has seen her dress. "That's it!" she added. "Unless you hear it from us please don't believe nonsense!"

When she posted the message, she initially wrote, "As much as we would love to share these memories, privacy is our main priority," but she quickly removed it, presumably after a backlash on Twitter. As hypocritical as it sounded, it actually seems like Kim is trying to keep her third trip down the aisle out of the public eye. Funny, we never saw that coming!

Prince Hottie is more like it!

Prince Harry spoke at the Sentebale Summer Party in London on Thursday evening, and the handsome royal attended the event with Prince Seeiso of Lesotho. This marks the tenth anniversary of the launch of Harry's charity, which helps disadvantaged children in Lesotho.

But setting aside his royal engagements, we wanna know what went down with Harry and ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas! "She is a lovely girl, and a beautiful girl, but this has run its course," a source tells People. "It wasn't to be."

The news broke on April 29 that the couple had split, and a source told the mag that it was "amicable" and that Bonas was hoping to concentrate on her career. "Cressida has been a bit wobbly about the whole situation for quite some time," Majesty magazine editor-in-chief Ingrid Seward added. "Not about him, but about the whole situation and really if it is what she wants."

Um, is it wrong that we'd totally give up our job for Harry? Just saying...

Terry Richardson

Pesky sexual misconduct rumors be damned!

As long as she can get a good lingerie pic, Mariah Carey doesn't mind letting her kids around controversial photographer Terry Richardson. He sure seems like the kind of person we'd want our kids around -- that Terry's, he's a real stand-up guy!

The 48-year-old celeb photographer posted the pic of himself and the songstress along with the caption,"@mariahcarey is #awesome #icon #legend #greatness."

Featured in Wonderland. magazine's summer 2014 issue, Mariah posed for the lecherous photog in a bevy of racy outfits as well as some snaps with her adorable twins, Moroccan and Monroe.

While the sexy shots have us a little surprised (does she not know that even Vogue has refused to touch Terry these days) -- it's the pics of the "Someday" singer playing with beloved children that have us even more perplexed. Who wants that guy around their kids?

We'd love to have a man who has been accused of abusing power for years, has depicted himself as having sex with a sheep and plays with tampons, around our young children.

Keep in mind, y'all, this is a man who once said, “I was a shy kid. ... and now I’m this powerful guy with a boner, dominating all these girls." Aww sweet! He's kind of like the male Mary Poppins!

Hey Mimi, maybe Casey Anthony is available for babysitting later?

So much for taking it easy after her recent health scare!

After postponing more than half a dozen Bangerz tour dates due to a severe allergic reaction to antibiotics last month, Miley Cyrus was given a clean bill of health on Sunday. So she's going to bed at 10pm and watching Netflix before her shows, right? HA!

Miley threw a party at Madame Jojo's in central London's Soho neighborhood, and stars like Kate Moss and Pixie Lott partied with the 21-year-old singer until the wee hours of the morning. Miley wore a Versace bra and briefs with leggings and a flannel shirt tied around her waist, and at one point she rocked a red wig.

The Daily Mail reports that she was sucking on a champagne popsicle at the club, and other sites seem to suggest that Miley might have -- gasp! -- been drinking too. Miley chatted with reporters at a press conference before her show at the O2 Arena in London on Tuesday, and when asked about wild nights out, she said, "I'm probably the only one on this tour who doesn't drink or smoke before a show, as I take this really seriously. It's almost like being an athlete being up here, because if someone was f*cked up, they definitely couldn't do my show."

In her defense, Miley doesn't take the stage again until tomorrow night, but you'd think she wouldn't be going HAM just days after her doctors gave her the go-ahead to return to her tour! And especially after making the comment that she was the "poster child for good health"...

He's the king of the selfies!

And now even David Letterman wants to know about James Franco's fascination with selfies! When the Palo Alto actor appeared on last night's Late Show with David Letterman, the hilarious host took the opportunity to confront the actor about his penchant for posting racy selifes and the constant controversy surrounding his Instagram account.

"To me it's just a fun thing. It's something I don't put a ton of thought into but it gets a lot of attention. It gets a lot of attention. I have a ton of followers on Instagram."

In the sit down, the 36-year-old even likened his recent hand-down-the-tighty-whities shot to the Britney Spears' infamous head-shaving meltdown.

Franco explained, "Like that Britney Spears shaved head moment, where it's sort of like, 'All right, you want me? Here you can have me, but I am going to be really ugly.' You know what I mean?"

And while he has gotten a lot of flack for some of his pics, the sexy actor cautioned Dave and any other critics, by saying, "If you don't want to see it … don't follow me on Instagram!"

Check out some of Franco's many selfie moments -- and keep in mind: these are only from the past three weeks!

Wowzer! No wonder he's looking to buy Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's $50 mega-mansion!

Yesterday the Financial Times reported that Apple is closing a $3.2 billion deal to purchase Beats Electronics, and though representatives for both companies have yet to comment on the matter, Dre seemingly confirmed the news last night while out with Tyrese Gibson.

Dre, who founded Beats in 2008 with Geffen A&M Chairman Jimmy Iovine, says in a video posted on Tyrese's Facebook, "The first billionaire in hip hop right here from the motherf*ckin' West Coast." Hey, if that's not an official statement, we don't know what is!

"Billionaire boys club for real homie," Gibson added. "The Forbes list just changed. It came out like two weeks ago. They need to update the Forbes list!" The video has since been removed, but we can't imagine the boys would have been out celebrating last night unless they had a good reason to be ... Congrats!