Holy cow!

Hugh Hefner's former girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon threw on their tightest crop tops and pencil skirts to go shopping at Chanel yesterday, and let's just say they've added a few extra pounds to their already curvy frames since the last time we saw them!

It seems like they might have plunked down some cash to enhance their booties, too!

Their butts are rivaling Kim Kardashian's!

We're a little confused how they can afford to shop at the super pricey designer boutique, because last time we checked the only way they made money is by sleeping with old men like the Playboy founder!

Someone needs to tell these two to lay off the spray tans!

Oh, because this makes it all better!

13-year-old Willow Smith caused quite a stir after the above photo surfaced of her posing in bed with 20-year-old actor Moises Arias, and after mom Jada Smith angrily defended her daughter, a source added to Us Weekly that there is "nothing sexual" about the snap because Willow and Moises are "like family, brother and sister."

The source continued, "It wasn't for a shoot, just for fun, they both love to take photos and enjoy being creative with their shots." And not only that, but Moises is besties with Willow's brother Jaden ... and Justin Bieber! "Moises calls Jaden his best friend," the insider added. "They are very, very close and he's been hanging with Bieber through Jaden after that. He had a girlfriend but he's single now. Girls are actually all over him. He's a super charming kid, but harmless."

Hmm, wonder who this "source" is? And don't they realize that Moises being associated with the Biebs isn't the best way to prove that he's a stand up dude?

Gisele Bundchen is the belle of the ball!

Just days after wowing at the Met Gala in Balenciaga, the supermodel looked like she was having a blast yet again when she dazzled at the Rainforest Alliance Gala held at the Museum of Natural History in New York City on Wednesday night.

For the event, the 33-year-old Brazilian beauty, who is on the Board of Directors for the Rainforest Alliance, wore a strapless sea foam green gown that was both eco-friendly and handmade. Tom Brady's lady love posted a playful pic on her Instagram with the caption, "Thank you #JeffGarner for the beautiful handmade eco dress. #plantdyed #hempsilkblend #RAGreenGala @Rainforestalliance."

We love the color and think the muted green is oh-so-appropriate for the environmentally friendly event.

Vanity Fair

Paula Patton is featured in the new issue of Vanity Fair, and this isn't necessarily what we'd wear to the pool, but we gotta say, the 38-year-old actress looks incredible!

In addition to going topless for the mag, Paula shares a few intimate thoughts about her relationship with estranged hubby Robin Thicke. "He wasn't my first kiss, but he was my first lots of other things," she dishes to the mag.

"We've known each other since we were teenagers," Patton says. "All I can tell you is there's a deep love there—always was, and always will be."

In February the news broke that Thicke and Patton had decided to end their marriage after eight and a half years. "We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time," Patton said in a statement.

Robin has been spotted wearing his wedding ring and he's made numerous comments at recent concerts about how he is trying to win his woman back, but there still hasn't been any hard evidence that the duo are reconciling. And after that threesome story last week, it doesn't look like that'll happen anytime soon. But maybe by the end of the year?

Looks like Mama Jenner approves of Khloe's new man!

On Wednesday night, Kris Jenner posted a pic of herself all cozied up to daughter Khloe's main man, rapper French Montana, with the caption, "love you papi @frenchmontana #nobunight." Looks like French has been lovingly embraced by the spindly fingers and suffocating embrace of the Jenner/Kardashian's head honcho.

Run, French Montana, run! You'll never get out alive!!!!!!

Looks like the twosome had quite the romantic time at Nobu in Malibu -- is Kris trying to move in on French? Gross.

The 58-year-old reality star also posted the below photo on her Instagram account yesterday that displays socks with the word "MILF" on the bottom of the foot. Double gross! Here's what we have to say to that: You wish! Maybe instead she should get socks that say: "MNWTFEBJBPNEH" (Mom Nobody Wants To F... Except For Bruce Jenner But Probably Not Even Him).

Donald Sterling just needs to keep his mouth shut! After one audio recording of him leaked on the web, you'd think he'd use a little more caution when talking on the phone, but apparently not!

After his racist rant surfaced last month, the 80-year-old owner of the Los Angeles Clippers reacted to the news while on a phone call with a friend, and Radar obtained a copy of that conversation.

“You think I’m a racist?” Sterling angrily asks. “You think I have anything in the world but love for everybody? You don’t think that! You know I’m not a racist!”

“I grew up in East LA," Sterling continues. “I was the president of the high school there. I mean, and I’m a Jew! And 50% of the people there were black and 40% were Hispanic … So I mean, people must have a good feeling for me. I mean, how could you think I’m a racist knowing me all these years? How can you be in this business and be a racist? Do you think I tell the coach to get white players? Or to get the best player he can get?”

Last month Sterling's mistress V. Stiviano allegedly leaked a recording of Sterling saying he didn't want her bringing African American friends to Clippers games or posting pictures of them online. Sterling is heard saying, "It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to? ... I’m just saying, in your lousy f*cking Instagrams, you don’t have to have yourself with, walking with black people."

Stiviano then said all she did was take a picture with someone she admires -- Magic Johnson. Sterling's alleged reply? "I think the fact that you admire [Magic] -- I've known him well, and he should be admired. And I'm just saying that it's too bad you can't admire him privately. And during your entire f*cking life, your whole life, admire him -- bring him here, feed him, f*ck him, I don't care. You can do anything. But don't put him on an Instagram for the world to see so they have to call me. And don't bring him to my games. OK?"

So what did Sterling have to say about that? “It breaks my heart that Magic Johnson, a guy that I respect so much, wouldn’t stand up and say, ‘Well let’s get the facts. Let’s get him and talk to him,'" he said. "Nobody tried. Nobody!”

Sterling may have been banned from the NBA for life and fined $2.5 million, but he's not giving up the team. Not yet, anyway! “You can’t force someone to sell property in America!” he says. “I’m a lawyer, that’s my opinion.”

Bro feud!

Justin Bieber took to Twitter to respond to Seth Rogen's repeated disses yesterday, and the singer was surprisingly calm about all the nasty things the actor has said about him in recent interviews!

The Knocked Up actor called The Biebs a "piece of sh*t" following his arrest for drag racing in Miami, and he has also recounted a few unpleasant meet and greets with the "Baby" crooner on Howard Stern. The Canadian crooner must have gotten tired of being the topic of conversation, because he attempted to silence the comedian with a subtle sassy comment!

"Seth Rogan, sorry I didn't bow down when I asked 2 meet u. Was probably a bit shy and didn't want to be over the top but still. love ur movies," he wrote on his social media account.

We think it's only a matter of time before these two bury the hatchet, because we all know nobody is safe from Bieber fever for very long!

Ben Affleck's vintage Chevelle is pretty cool, but we're guessing the 6'4" actor isn't a big fan of bending over every time he fills up his tank at the pump!

Yesterday X17 photographers snapped the hunky Batman vs. Superman star gassing up in Los Angeles, and is it just us, or is he totally getting better with age? Does Jennifer Garner realize how lucky she is? Sigh...

In other news, Ben doesn't seem too concerned about his recent card counting scandal, and it actually sounds like the whole thing got a bit blown out of proportion. According to a source or the Los Angeles Times, the Hard Rock casino told the actor that he was banned from playing blackjack, but welcome to play any other game and always welcome to stay at the hotel. And get this: Apparently in Nevada it's legal to count cards, but it's also legal for casinos to bar apparent counters from their tables.

Either way, maybe Ben should focus on acting and directing and/or his family?