That WAS a happy birthday! At least for Kim and Kanye it was! The Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban celebrated his 45th birthday party at Nobu Malibu Wednesday night and literally EVERYONE was there ... oh wait -- not Khloe! Poor Khloe was M.I.A. for @foodgod's b'day. She probably doesn't feel like celebrating ...

But the party went on without her and Kim and Kanye stole the show, as usual. Kim was in head-to-toe denim, with a cropped patchwork halter. Kanye colored his hair white and red and wore his usual Desert Storm camo look. The couple shared an intimate kiss as they left and Ye grabbed a little booty as Kim turned around :)

Momager Kris Jenner was with date Corey Gamble (can you believe they're still together?!) and Scott and Kourtney were each other's dates for the evening!!! Watch out, Sofia!

We don't know very many exes that are capable of being this amicable!

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were all smiles as they spent some time together with their kids this morning, and it's pretty obvious that neither of them have any hard feelings about the fact they've both moved on.

The Peppermint star's relationship with boyfriend of six months John Miller is getting serious, and the Batman star recently reconciled with ex Lindsay Shookus.

The actor and the SNL producer broke up over the summer when he fell off the wagon before going back to rehab, but now that he's on the straight and narrow, they're giving their romance another go.

"[Ben and Lindsay] are totally back on. They’ve picked up right where they left off," a source dished to Us Weekly.

Still, the same issues remain, like the fact they're based on separate coasts and both have kids that can't relocate.

"He really enjoys spending time with her but his focus will remain his kids and family. I think he’s always been interested in seeing where his relationship with Lindsay could go, but these are two people who are very focused on their families and that distance between New York and L.A. is difficult sometimes," another insider told People.

Anyone heard from Shauna Sexton lately?!

The Lord clearly doesn't follow the rules!

We caught Scott Disick dropping by the bank in Calabasas yesterday, and we couldn't help but notice that he parked his new $150K BMW I8 hybrid in the handicapped spot! What's worse? Every other spot was open!

LD has been on his best behavior in the past few years, and a lot of that has to do with his girlfriend Sofia Richie. Gone are his days of boozing, partying, and womanizing, so if breaking a couple parking rules is the only bad thing he's doing, we guess we can let it slide.

Speaking of his lady love, she just opened up to Tatler magazine about their romance, and insists they're normal and happy despite persistent rumors to the contrary.

"I think a lot of people think they have to prove their relationships through social media and I'm just happy being private about my relationship. It's not like I won't post pictures about it, but I like having my little private life," she told the mag.

Lionel Richie's daughter is sick of the constant headlines comparing her to Scott's ex Kourtney Kardashian, but she knows it comes with the territory of dating one of the K clan's baby daddies.

"Sofia would love nothing more than to be known as her own woman but she has learned to accept the fact that she will never get out of the Kardashian shadow. She always thought she would be in her sister’s or father’s shadow, so it surprised her at first on how the Kardashians are such a force not only in the world but to her everyday life. She doesn’t want to be in competition with any of the Kardashian sisters. She wants to get along with everyone and really wants what she does to be considered her own deal and not to shade anyone else," a source dished to Hollywood Life.

When is he going to pop the question?!

Busy day for Kimmy K!

Kim Kardashian and sister Khloe got the chance of a lifetime yesterday when they had an at-home psychic reading with Long Island Medium Theresa Caputo, and we have a feeling we'll be able to see all of it go down on the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

"You guys, today is probably one of the best days of my life and I have to tell you why. Guess who’s at my house and I did a reading with! The Long Island Medium is in Calabasas, can you believe this? She’s at my house," Kim gushed on her Instagram stories.

Later in the afternoon, the reality star teased a "secret project" with supermodel Winnie Harlow. Could the stunner be modeling for Yeezy? Is Kim coming out with a clothing line? We have so many questions!

The thruple is no longer!

Bella Thorne had both a boyfriend in Mod Sun AND a girlfriend in YouTube star Tana Mongeau for a while, but she wants everyone to know that's not the case anymore.

"Tana and I aren't together anymore, pls stop asking. We love U guys," she wrote on Twitter after a fan asked about the status of her relationship.

The viral star isn't quite so upbeat about the breakup, though.

"I love her forever don't get that twisted. she changed my life forever. don't rly wanna talk on it.. there's no negativity at all," Mongeau wrote in response. When a fan wrote that she hopes the blonde beauty is "happy," she let her pain be known. "I'm not fully. this obviously breaks my heart. i will be though. as long as she is," she explained.

The actress previously explained how their threesome romance worked.

"I don't think anybody will really understand the bonds that I share with Mod or Tana. Yeah, we joke around about poly, but we aren't in the sense that we don't put a word, a box or label too many things. It is what it is," she told the Gay Times last year.

A spot has opened up, ladies!

Good for him!

Pete Davidson wasn't going to let a tasteless joke about his ex Ariana Grande's late boyfriend Mac Miller go unpunished at his comedy show last night in New Jersey, and decided to throw a fan out of the audience as a result.

"So, what else is going on, my friend died in my apartment..." Davidson joked during the show. "Mac Miller!" the heckler shouted in response. The SNL star was stunned, and acted swiftly.

"Oh Jesus Christ, who's that guy, we're getting him out. I'll wait, I'll wait, I will not continue until that kid's gone. I'll leave so if you want to try to continue, call out the person who did it and we'll get him the f*** out. Give him his money back and get him the f*** out ... make sure he gets his money back too, because I don't want his money," the funny man told the crowd.

"I'm not gonna have that s*** on my show. I'll just leave right now, I don't give a s***. I don't deal with that s*** at my show," he added.

We can't believe anyone would joke about the rapper losing his life to an overdose! Disgusting!

We can't wait to see how she spins this!

Jordyn Woods is set to appear on Jada Pinkett's Red Table Talk this Friday to try and explain why she hooked up with Khloe Kardashian's baby daddy Tristan Thompson, and we can't believe she thinks this is a good idea.

The other problem with this?

The fact that Kylie's former BFF signed an NDA with the K clan a long time ago, so she's legally not allowed to disclose anything about their lives, TMZ reports. How is she going to discuss the scandal if she can't breathe a word about the K clan? We guess we'll have to wait and see!

The famous family is none too pleased with her decision to air their dirty laundry, either, as they feel she hasn't even given a proper apology and is now beating them to the punch in an attempt to "spin" the story in her favor.

Kardashian family friend Larsa Pippen couldn't resist throwing some casual shade in Woods' direction when she learned about the upcoming sit-down.

"Can’t wait to see which version of her story she tells. Hope it’s the same she told @khloekardashian when she checked her," Pippen wrote in the comments section of Hollywood Unlock's Instagram post announcing the news.

What a mess!

Time to click "block" on social media!

Tristan Thompson is either trying to get back in Khloe Kardashian's good graces or he's just plain stupid, because he "liked" two of the reality star's recent Instagrams yesterday, along with one of her sister Kourtney's pics. Doesn't he get that the K clan all wants to kill him?!

"Tristan barely seemed to feel bad the first time he was caught cheating, and nothing has changed this time around,” a source dished to Us Weekly.

"[The family] warned Khloé, ‘Once a cheater, always a cheater.’ Khloe is so disappointed and feels so betrayed. The whole family is disappointed. They are worried for Khloé – this is a lot for one person to take in one year," the source added.

The Revenge Body star is choosing to focus on motherhood in the wake of the news her baby daddy hooked up with Kylie's BFF Jordyn Woods, but she's letting her pain be known via the Internet.

"Maybe this Broken Heart will eventually heal The pain too Will be gone But the Scars that You gave will Forever live Long," read a quote she posted to her Insta story yesterday.

Thank goodness she has baby True to lift her spirits!