Nooooooo!

Turns out that Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillipe, Benicio Del Toro and Ashton Kutcher have something (other than being hunky film stars) in common ... apparently, not one of them could keep his d*ck in his pants around Lindsay Lohan! What an awesome club to be a member of! Do you think they all got STD tested together after?! Too cute!

We aren't really surprised to see Benecio, Ryan or Ashton -- they all have a checkered past. But Orlando Bloom!? How could you, Orli?! We are soooo disappointed in you!

Previously some of the names on the troubled star's 36-name tryst list but now More names have been revealed, including the four hunky Hollywood actors, Paris Hilton's ex Stavros Niarchos, hockey player Aaron Voros, model Petey Wright and others who are probably hiding their heads in shame today.

Last week, In Touch magazine reported that the Mean Girls actress penned the list while holding court with friends at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013.

"They were giggling and talking sh*t about people in the industry. It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside," a source told the mag.

The first roundup included Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Joaquin Phoenix, Jamie Dornan, Heath Ledger, Colin Farrell and James Franco.

Now we want to know who those last six blurred hold outs are!

Emma Watson landed at Los Angeles International Airport after premiering Noah in Spain the previous day, and she may have been a bit tired from her flight, but she looked stunning! She had to have touched up her lip gloss and powder before braving the crowd of photographers outside, right?

Emma covers the latest issue of Elle magazine, and the 23-year-old starlet opens up about why she chose to join Darren Aronofsky's $125 million motion picture. Watson, who plays Noah's adopted daughter, Ila, says the film is far more philosophical than it is historical.

"It's Shakespearean, what happens to this family when they're put in this confined space for 40 days and 40 nights," she says. "It's the end of the world — how these different human beings are dealing with the impact of that. Are humans good? Are we bad? All of these themes are epic."

But on to more important things: What does she think about that portrait that hit the internet the other day that is a bizarre yet beautiful hybrid of her face with Jennifer Lawrence's? Unfortch she didn't have much to say about it when we asked her...

Shedding for the wedding!

Kim Kardashian woke up at the crack of dawn this morning to make it to a Barry's Bootcamp workout class, and it seems the reality star is taking every precaution to make sure she looks her best for her upcoming nuptials to fiance Kanye West!

Every detail of Kimye's big day is going to be captured on film, too, and we all know the camera adds ten pounds!

We're sure Yeezy is less than thrilled with this plan, but he seems so obsessed with his baby mama that he must just be putting up and shutting up.

"They have filmed some things already to be on the upcoming special and will film stuff afterwards as well. But the Kim and Kanye special will be a stand-alone show on E!," a source told Hollywood Life.

"E! plans on airing Kim and Kanye's wedding as a two-part special. The event is way too important to only broadcast on Keeping Up with the Kardashians," the source added.

No wonder it's rumored Beyonce wants nothing to do with this spectacle!

Now that he's a dad he probably wants to put his past behind him!

Channing Tatum arrived at LAX yesterday, and the actor declined to comment when asked if he would ever consider stripping for a price at private events!

The Hollywood hunk didn't exactly help things when he starred in Magic Mike, but it appears he's doing his best to be taken more seriously in the movie business.

In fact, Jenna Dewan's hubby just returned from Norway, where he had dinner with author Jo Nesbo to discuss directing the film adaptation of the novelist's book The Son.

This beefcake has his eye on the big leagues it sounds like!

Don't mess with Kimye, YouTube dude!

On Tuesday, a judge ruled that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's lawsuit against YouTube co-founder Chad Hurley doesn't violate his free speech rights and will proceed. The couple is seeking unspecified damages from Hurley and his company Avos Systems Inc. over leaked footage from the couple's October proposal.

Superior Court Judge Ruth Ann Kwan rejected a motion from the tech entrepreneur to dismiss the case against him on constitutional grounds, so Kimye and the YouTuber will eventually go to court to settle the matter on November 17.

Hurley was sued just days after posting the two-and-a-half-minute video of West's multi-million dollar proposal on his new video-sharing website MixBit. Hurley claims that he wasn't informed that he was not allowed to film or distribute the footage, however the judge ruled that "CONFIDENTIALITY" could be read clearly on the document that he signed.

The judge also agreed that the couple's assertion that Hurley's "wrangling" over the case has been "improper." If found liable fraud charges, according to TMZ sources, the billionaire could be forced to pay millions to the engaged couple.
We guess when Google buys your company for $1.6 billion -- a few million is just a drop in the bucket!

She should never have opened her mouth on this subject!

Kristin Cavallari appeared on Watch What Happens Live on Tuesday night, and host Andy Cohen asked the reality star to elaborate on the comments she made about choosing not to vaccinate son Camden during a Fox and Friends interview on March 14.

"At the end of the day, I’m just a mom. I’m trying to make the best decision for my kid. There are very scary statistics out there regarding what is in vaccines… and what they cause. Asthma, allergies, ear infections, all kinds of things. We feel like we’re making the best decision for our kids," she explained.

We never thought we'd see the day when K-Cav was discussing her stance on parenting rather than her preferences for peplum tops!

Last night the Divergent premiere was held at at the Regency Bruin Theatre in Los Angeles, and all the film's stars hit the red carpet, but we couldn't take our eyes off of Shailene Woodley and Kate Winslet.

Shailene showed some leg in a printed Elie Saab Couture dress while Kate showed off her impressive post-baby bod in a red Safiyaa dress. While Shailene looks gorgeous all glammed up, when we've spotted her around town she could care less about fashion. When she chatted with reporters yesterday, she revealed that she was ready to change into something much more comfortable.

"Someone down there is holding a very large tote bag with jeans, flip flops and a t-shirt," she said, pointing to the end of the carpet when she answered a few questions for USA Today. "As soon as I'm done with this I'll be in jeans for the movie." Sounds about right!

She looks like the cat that ate the canary!

Heidi Klum touched down at LAX yesterday fresh off her romantic trip to Paris with new boy toy Vito Schnabel, and when our photographers asked the supermodel about her budding romance with the 27-year-old art dealer, she stayed mum and let her massive grin do the talking!

The German stunner was first rumored to be dating the hunky socialite after they were spotted smooching at an Oscar after party at 1OAK nightclub in Hollywood back in February.

It didn't take long for the Project Runway host to bag a new man after her breakup with her bodyguard boyfriend Martin Kristen!