We're so uncomfortable watching this!

Kate Gosselin and daughters Cara and Mady appeared on the TODAY show Thursday to give an update on their lives, and the 13-year-old twins appeared to be sticking it to their famous mom by refusing to answer questions!

"We have not seen you or gotten to talk to you in a long, long time and you're out because you want to let the world know you're doing okay. Mady, what would you want to say about how you and your sister and your family are doing?" host Savannah Guthrie asks the girls.

"Um..." Mady said, while looking incredibly tense.

"Mady, your words. It's your chance. Spit it out!" the John & Kate Plus 8 scolded.

It gets more cringeworthy as the sit-down goes on... click to watch the full video!

This is definitely not Justin Bieber's week!

On Tuesday, police raided Justin Bieber's Calabasas home after an alleged egg attack on his neighbor's home and his friend Lil Za was arrested for both felony drug possession and vandalism. Also there's a pretty serious investigation under way that could result in the 19-year-old being convicted of a felony in this not-too-distant future. But fret not all you Beliebers -- there's a bit of light in all this murky news -- even if the Biebs is convicted of a felony he will NOT be deported back to his motherland of Canada.

That's right -- even if the "Boyfriend" singer goes to prison for years -- which is the worst case scenario in this situation -- he will not be forced back to the land of Canucks, reports TMZ.

In order to be deported for a crime, the perp must have committed an "aggravated" offense, which includes possession of explosive materials or firearms, possession of child porn, illicit drug trafficking, alien smuggling, threats against the President and sabotage or treason. And while hurling eggs at your neighbor's house isn't very nice or neighborly -- it doesn't fall under any of those offenses. So for now -- Bieber is safe in the states. Safe but not necessarily happy.

Apparently when cops searched the hit maker's home on Tuesday they seized his cell phone in order to see if he bragged to someone about the egging, reports TMZ. And while that "text high 5" might incriminate Bieber in the felony, sources say the pop star is more concerned about drug discussions, references and a slew of naked pics.

According to TMZ, even if authorities do find drug references on the teen's phone -- Bieber won't be in trouble with Johnny Law because there is no physical evidence of drugs.

But that doesn't mean those pics can't and won't be be leaked to the media. OHMYGOSH Y'ALL! JUSTIN BIEBER NUDIE PIX!

Reese Witherspoon got all dolled up for a meeting in Brentwood on Wednesday, and the Oscar winner was in a great mood when X17 photographers snapped her picture.

Reese stunned in an aqua Calvin Klein dress at the Golden Globes over the weekend, and with Academy Awards just around the corner, we can't wait to see what she wears to that! Reese wasn't nominated for anything this year (she took a bit of a break from movies after giving birth to son Tennessee in 2012), but she'll be back with several films in 2014 and 2015, including Wild (which was directed by Jean-Marc Vallee (Dallas Buyers Club), along with Inherent Vice and The Good Lie, which just got a September release date. Sounds like she's back to the grind!

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner appeared on Chelsea Lately last night, and while they wouldn't chat with host Chelsea Handler about who they're dating, they did weigh in on how they're handling their parents' split.

"I think we're doing fine," Kendall said. "It sucks not having a dad living with you, but I talk to him everyday." Kylie added, "We hang out all the time."

Interestingly enough, the girls reveal that Khloe is their favorite sister, and Kylie admits that she's scared of her! "She's always the one disciplining us and scolding us," Kylie said. Kendall added, "She was always there to watch us and babysit us when our parents weren't around. She was my second mom."

And speaking of fear, Kylie and Kendall admitted that they were terrified to appear on the show, as Chelsea has a tendency to be a bit "scary." Chelsea obviously had to keep it nice since the girls are part of the E! family, but she definitely made them squirm when she brought up the subject of boyfriends. Chelsea asked, "Are you not public about that ... do you not talk about that?"

"No. We don't talk about that," Kendall replied. "It's in the papers!" Chelsea exclaimed. "Do you really not talk about it?" The girls awkwardly laughed, and Kylie said, "I don't want everyone to know [everything]."

Chelsea wouldn't give up, and she pointed to Kylie and Kendall and said, "OK, so you're single, and you're not dating Harry Styles? What's his name -- it's fine, you don't have to say anything! You can be like, 'We didn't talk about our personal lives. Chelsea did!' Oh, Jaden -- Jaden Smith!"

The girls handled it well, but given how they reacted, their facial expressions pretty much did the talking!

Yikes! Tell us how you really feel Vanessa!

While we all know that Johnny Depp has moved on -- it appears as though his ex Vanessa Paradis has moved on as well. Amid rumors that Johnny Depp is engaged to his much younger lady love Amber Heard, Vanessa Paradis stepped out at a trendy Los Angeles eatery on Wednesday with a new look and a new man. And she is angrrrrrry about it!

We don't blame her -- we wouldn't want cameras catching us in that wrinkled ensemble either!

The 41-year-old French star and French hairstylist John Nollet, who is supposedly the hairstylist who gave Depp his iconic look in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, appeared to be deep in conversation while on the patio of Aroma Cafe in Los Angeles. However it looked like Depp's former partner didn't like being caught at intimate lunch and she flipped our photogs the bird. That's not very lady like, Miss Paradis!

During the lunch date, the mom of two showed a dramatically different hairstyle. The actress known for her long blonde locks now has her hair cropped into a short, brunette curly 'do. You couldn't really go for a different look if you tried -- which we guess she did?

We have to wonder if the oh-so-swarthy Nollet is the man responsible for her close crop? And if so maybe she should should think about a new playmate -- because we aren't loving this new look.

Depp and Paradis split in 2012 and have two children Lily-Rose,14, and Jack, 11.

That's one way to show your love!

Kaley Cuoco married husband Ryan Sweeting over New Years, and the couple is clearly still on cloud nine from the nuptials, because the tennis player just tattooed his wife's name on his arm!

"Ink my whole body I don't give a... Artistic cred to Damian at True Tattoo Hollywood," he captioned the Instagram snapshot.

Along with "Kaley" in cursive writing, the athlete also got the date of their wedding in roman numerals.

Let's hope they stay this smitten!

Lookin' good girl!

Demi Lovato is gearing up to head out on the road for her tour, but she managed a little downtime and decided to share this pic of her relaxing on the beach in a swimsuit with her Instagram followers.

"2014... feeling healthy, feeling rested... Y'all ain't ready!!!! #NEONLIGHTSTOUR," she captioned the snapshot.

The former X-Factor judge has been intent on taking some time for herself lately, and after she skipped the People's Choice Awards last week, some fans were none too pleased!

"Damn... Just hopped online to check twitter and some "fans" are being really mean. I'm not at the PCA's because as I have stated before, I'm taking as much time off this month as possible. I haven't taken a substantial amount of time off in a long time and now I am. Thank you for those who voted and understand why I am away," she explained in response to her critics.

We applaud her for focusing on her well-being!

Lil Za was arrested for felony drug possession on Tuesday at Justin Bieber's Calabasas home, and while behind bars he was also arrested for vandalism, after smashing a phone at the Lost Hills police station.

Bieber's home was raided by police earlier in the day in connection with a different felony vandalism charge, and though Za was initially believed to be in possession of cocaine, sources now say it was MDMA.

Za tweeted early this morning:

“Honestly , the media is making me someone I’m not . But only those in my shoes can relate. … These ppl get paid to make you look bad. Some stuff I’ve done has been wrong yes. but look at the position I’m in and the color of my skin. Cocaine? Really? All this time I was home in tx nobody gave a f*ck about what Za is doing ..soon as he gets to La he’s all over the news."

We're definitely not getting paid to make him look bad ... I mean, we're not the ones who egged a house, smashed a phone and had all sorts of illegal substances lying around the house!