Uhhh what just happened? "It" girl Cara Delevingne offered an alternative to the Queen's speech when she posted a risqué and downright whacky Christmas video in which she spanks various pieces of furniture with a leather whip, wearing sexy lingerie and even puts on a goofy hat shaped like a turkey.

Are you baffled? Don't worry -- we are too.

In the opening scene, the 21-year-old struts her stuff in bondage-style lingerie and says, "Merry Christmas everybody, I hope you haven’t been too naughty like this pig." Then the svelte beauty proceeds to whip a statue of a pig. Umm … okay … sure.

The skinny star then gives her her top tips for Christmas for LOVE Magazine as the song "Stay" by East17 plays in the background.

Maybe we have to be a supermodel to get it or something -- 'cause we definitely don't. This video seems neither clever, interesting or funny. But that's probably why we aren't supermodels.

Twinsies! Taylor Swift and her brother look like they got up to some good old fashioned holiday fun this Christmas. The Grammy winner posted an Instagram pic of herself and younger brother Austin wearing matching plaid onesies on Christmas Eve.

"Matching Christmas onesies is a thing that's happening right now," wrote the 24 year old.

Umm we want a Christmas onesie -- they looks so comfy and warm and our offices are a bit chilly this winter morning!

While Austin added an extra Santa's cap to his jammies, Taylor topped her plaid present with a furry hat, her perfectly coiffed tresses peeking out.

Looks like another fun night in the Swift house!

It looks like Alessandra Ambroiso's own fiance is stealing her thunder! While out and about in Brentwood, Calif., on Christmas Eve, Alessandra and longtime fiance Jamie Mazur were doing some pre-Christmas errands and it seems as if her business man beau couldn't help but photobomb his lady love! And we kind of love it!

The Brazilian beauty was outfitted in festive snowflake leggings and a long-sleeved shirt. Clearly dressed down for the holidays, the 32-year-old pulled her hair back in a high bun and avoided the sun with some shades.

This fall rumors swirled Alessandra and Jamie had split up -- however the duo, who have been engaged since August 2008, appear to still be going strong. The two have one daughter, Anja, and one son, Noah.

While some may have enjoyed holiday festivities with their loved ones this Christmas, we doubt Tori Spelling and her husband of seven years Dean McDermott had such a merry day. Reports have surfaced that Dean cheated on the mother of his four children with a Canadian woman earlier this month.

While promoting his new show Chopped Canada in Toronto on Dec. 6, the 47-year-old invited a woman whom he had met that day, 28-year-old Emily Goodhand, up to his hotel room at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel and the two had sex, Goodhand told Us Weekly.

"He told me he and Tori had a sexless marriage," said Goodhand, who also said she stayed with him the following night. "I believed him."

Well Miss Goodhand -- they do have four children together -- so clearly that's not entirely true.

Reps for McDermott and Spelling had no comment about the infidelity claims.

Spelling, 40, and McDermott, 47, were married in 2006 and have four children, Liam, 6, Stella, 5, Hattie, 2, and Finn, 16 months.

Make up your mind, son! After dropping a bomb on his fans on Christmas Eve by announcing he was "officially retiring," Justin Bieber has backtracked on his claims -- and even posting an a cappella video as a "Christmas present" to his Beliebers.

On Tuesday night, Justin tweeted to his legion of fans, "My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring."

However the impulsive move -- appears to have only been a joke (aka publicly stunt) and the 19-year-old troublemaker's heels seem perfectly planted in the music world.

After writing the tweet that broke every teen girl's heart, Bieber later explained his bold move and that he was here to stay:

"The media talks a lot about me. They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle. Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as god forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER."

Well that's terrible news. We'd just popped open the champagne to celebrate the fall of the house of Bieber. Guess we will just have to toast making it through Christmas alive.

In addition to the tweets, the Boyfriend singer then posted a video of his singing acapella to some of his recent hits, saying that they vid was a "Christmas present" to his voracious followers. Uhh yeah -- after you broke their hearts -- they need something!

Well that was excellent timing -- since the Biebs' brand-new concert documentary, Believe, hit theaters yesterday. We're sure a plethora of starry eyed fans are thanking Kris Kringle for giving them back their idol.

We can't lie -- we are a little disappointed by Justin's fakeout -- that was the greatest gift we could have gotten. We can only handle so many selfies!

But where's Nori? She's the one we can't get enough of!

On Christmas Eve the Kardashians hosted a bash at Kris Jenner's Calabasas home, and not only was the entire family there, but Kim made sure to post plenty of pictures on her Instagram from the soiree.

Guests included Blac Chyna, Robin Antim and Rachel Roy, but so far none have surfaced of Matt Kemp ... but Khloe was dressed to kill so we have a feeling her rumored beau might have been there too:

Fergie and her hubby Josh Duhamel took their darling little son Axl to a Christmas party yesterday, and it looks like the 4-month-old finally got to meet a few extended family members!

"Our Christmas plans are pretty simple this year," Josh revealed earlier this month to E! News. "I like it that way. We're home, just family around here. My mother's out here right now. My sister's coming out next week. Other than that we're just going to stick around here."

Axl may have been the star of the show on Christmas day, but it looks like mom and dad were getting into the holiday spirit as well:

Miley Cyrus' new music video for "Adore You" wasn't supposed to hit the web until a little bit later today, but a full-length version popped up last night. Whoops! Miley tweeted, "We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn't for the f*ck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :)"

We already got a peek at a pair of teasers the other day, so we weren't that shocked to see the 21-year-old singer writhing around in her sheets wearing nothing but a see-through underwear set, but still! It's more uh, intimate than her swinging around naked on a wrecking ball! Take a peek at the video above...