Gwyneth Paltrow is pulling a diva move?! Quelle surprise! That's like finding out I-Didn't-Know-Poor-People-Existed Paltrow showed up to a charity event in a golden sleigh pulled by doves and white Bengal tigers -- it's just a matter of time between each overly entitled antic.

In the wake of Vanity Fair's impending "epic takedown" of Mrs. Chris Martin, Gwynnie is apparently using her clout to try to force her fellow A-list friends to boycott Vanity Fair's glamorous Oscar bash next year. Friendship is one thing -- but this is the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Maybe if it was Elton's party, but the VF soiree is the event of the season! Gwyneth's diva demand is going to be a tough sell for the Hollywood elite! We'd sell our first born to get into that swanky soiree -- granted none of our writers have any children, but we'd definitely give away yours to get a golden ticket.

The mother-of-two is allegedly urging her famous friends to boycott the bash as a result of the magazine's upcoming story which reportedly paints the 41-year-old in a negative light and exposes an affair between the Oscar winner and Elle Macpherson's billionaire husband Jeff Soffer.

A source said that, "Gwyneth feels her relationship with the magazine has been destroyed and she’s urging pals not just to avoid doing business with the magazine, but to skip the mag’s Oscar party as well," reported RadarOnline. The source added that while Lady Goop is trying to get her friends to skip the party, the lank blonde's ultimate intention is to shut the party down completely.

Uhh yeah -- over Editor-in-Chief Graydon Carter's dead body.

We wonder if any of her A-list pals with comply with her scorched-earth request -- but what we really wonder is -- when is this Paltrow takedown finally coming out?! We want to read it! We haven't had this much Schadenfreude over a celeb scandal since the always sour Kristen Stewart penned that overwrought public apology to Rob Pattinson when she got caught getting down and dirty in a Mini Copper with her married director! Is it wrong to get joy from a celebrity's pain? We don't know! We are having way too much fun to care!

Check out pics of the Iron Man 3 star, who was stepped out amid the controversy earlier today wearing her wedding ring to the Printemps Christmas Decorations Inauguration in Paris.

If you say so, Yeezy!

Kanye West's lawyer Blair Berk just entered a not guilty plea on his behalf this morning in the case against the rapper supposedly battering a photographer outside LAX last July.

Yeezus was previously charged with attempted grand theft and criminal battery after lunging at photog Daniel Ramos and grabbing his camera the airport.

The photographer is being represented by Gloria Allred.

KW could face a maximum of one year in jail if convicted, but something tells us that's not going to happen!

Check out the video to see the incident in question!

All aboard! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge rode a classic 1960s Routemaster bus to surprise military personnel and volunteers who were supporting the Royal British Legion for Poppy Day. The couple took a five minute bus ride from Kensington Palace to High Street Kensington station, where thousands of RBL supporters congregated, and were joined by famous British "Carry On" actress Barbara Windsor, who is the Poppy Day Ambassador.

Poppy Day (or more formally know as Remembrance Day) has been a a memorial day since World War I to remember the members of British Commonwealth's armed forces who have died in the line of duty.

While on the short ride, the Barbara Windsor asked about the Prince George, to which Kate replied, "He's half asleep," and William added, "He's behaving himself this morning."

After disembarking the bus, William and Kate were met by the excited Poppy Day crowds. The duo greeted and spoke with volunteers, Poppy Girls, military personal and other supporters.

For the public event, Kate wore a coat by LK Bennett and William, who recently left his position as a search and rescue pilot, opted for a classic navy suit. Both Royals wore the iconic red Poppy Day pins to show their support for the fallen troops.

Last time we checked pups aren't usually allowed in restaurants!

Zoe Saldana and husband Marco Perego ventured out for a romantic dinner at Dominick's in West Hollywood last night, and the newlyweds brought their white fluffy pooch Mugsy along for the outing. Guess they couldn't find a dog sitter!

The Avatar star looked stunning in jeans and minimal makeup as her beau lovingly escorted her to the car after their meal. These lovebirds definitely seem like they are still in the honeymoon stage!

The actress is one busy bee lately! She just made three films back-to-back, and she's currently voicing a character opposite Channing Tatum for the animated movie The Book of Life.

It's nice to see she still makes time for date night!

Scarlett Johannson just admitted she likes porn! HOT! Okay well she didn't say that exactly but -- basically.

In an interview with Britain's Marie Claire, the engaged Don Jon actress said, "I think porn, like anything else, can be enjoyed. It can be productive for both men and women."

Our takeaway from this is: ScoJo watches porn -- and likes it!

In her new critically acclaimed film Don Jon, Scarlett plays a Jersey Shore girl who so Jerseyfied she could turn Snooki a lighter shade of orange with her performance, and who also finds out that her main man, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, has a major penchant for porn. In the interview, he 28-year-old did say that there is such a thing as too much porn, "If I found out my boyfriend watched that much porn I would be totally flabbergasted, for sure.'

We guess her new French fiance, Romain Dauriac, better watch his back -- or at least clear his browser history!

They had to have planned this!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick jetted back to Los Angeles last night after a whirlwind trip to the Big Apple, and the longtime couple donned matching plaid shirts and running shoes for their travel day. We never see them this dressed down!

Kim and Kanye aren't the only ones who can take a romantic vacation and leave the kids with grandma Kris Jenner! In fact, the pair might have used the getaway to start trying for a sibling for Mason and Penelope!

Prior to arriving in NYC, Kourt and The Lord spent some time relaxing in the Dominican Republic, and the father-of-two was overheard telling a hotel patron he "wants an entire soccer team" of little ones, according to People.

Give North West another cousin, you guys!

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Mick Jagger, his girlfriend, designer L'Wren Scott, Olivia Munn, Colin Firth and Gillian Anderson were just some of the luminaries who lit up the Harper's Bazaar Women of the Year Awards at Claridge's Hotel in London last night! Who doesn't love a starry night in LondonTown!

The rock god and his longtime lady love rocked the red carpet at the glittering bash -- and they definitely look like they are wearing coordinating red outfits. Looks like L'Wren has this notorious ladies man wrapped around her elegant finger!

Some of the nights honorees included Victoria Beckham, who won the Special Contribution to Fashion Award, Gillian Anderson, who won the Television Icon award, Rita Ora, who won Musician of the Year award, L'Wren Scott, who won the Tastemaker of the Year award and International Actress of the Year winner Cate Blanchett.

They are really keeping us guessing!

Lamar Odom turned 34-years-old yesterday, and the troubled basketball celebrated with a birthday lunch at Casa Vega in Studio City. If that restaurant sounds familiar, it's because it's a favorite Kardashian haunt!

Speaking of the Kardashians, we asked Lam Lam if he was getting back with estranged wife Khloe Kardashian, and while the hoopster declined to give any quotes, his facial expression pretty much did the talking!

Although there are conflicting reports about the couple's marriage and future, the former Clippers star was way more enthusiastic when asked about their union the other week.

"We're wonderful. We're unbreakable. That's why I wear my wedding ring. It's a beautiful ring. From a beautiful wife," he previously told Us Weekly.

We're still holding out for a reconciliation!