This is hilarious!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to promote his new action flick Escape Plan, and what better way than treating fans to some classic quotes from past films!

"Whenever I go to an event, someone asks me to yell out one of my lines. Even when I walk into Starbucks, people scream at me to 'Get to the choppa'. I thought it would be fun to offer myself to yell out all of your favorite lines. I'm on set, so I will check in and upload the videos as responses throughout the day. I can't wait to scream one of my wilder lines and scare the crew," he explained on Reddit.

Some of the comedic gems he recorded were from movies like Kindergarten Cop and Terminator.

"Put that cookie down! Now!" he quipped from a Jingle All the Way line.

The Govenator hasn't lost his sense of humor after all these years!

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Reese Witherspoon attended Elle Magazine's 20th Annual Women in Hollywood Awards on Monday evening at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills, and when pal Chelsea Handler gave the Oscar winner an award, the comedienne brought up Reese's embarrassing drunk and disorderly arrest.

Chelsea said, "Personally, as a true friend, my favorite project of hers was an overlooked short film that she made earlier this year. She plays a very inebriated housewife defending her inebriated husband." Ha! As you may remember, this was the night back in April that Reese was arrested for disorderly conduct when her husband was arrested for D.U.I. Reese mouthed off to the arresting officer and among the many gems that night, told him, "You're harassing me as an American citizen" and "You're about to find out who I am!"

According to E! News, Reese and hubby Jim Toth both laughed, but when Chelsea then made reference to Reese's role as Elle Woods in Legally Blonde Reese finally looked like she had had enough. "I've seen her naked and I can tell you, she was miscast," Chelsea quipped. "A more appropriate title would have been Legally Bald." Yikes!

Long legs, long blonde hair, sexy boyfriend, hot car ... Paris Hilton DOES have it all, folks, and the rest of us can only sit back and dream ...

Paris the heiress took her Lexus LFA for a shopping trip at Barney's Monday and while you can't go faster than about 25 mph in most of Beverly Hills (stop lights, stop signs, pedestrians, tourists), Paris could decide to hit the freeway and give her ride a real test. The LFA has a 552 hp engine and does 0-60 in 3.9 seconds. Its top speed is 202 mph.

Yeah, that's right, people -- wipe the drool off your chins and just sit back and dream ...

So thaaaat's where they were going!

X17 photographers snapped the Kardashian Klan boarding a private jet bound for San Francisco Monday afternoon (see the gallery below) and while a G4 would be enough of a surprise for most, that wasn't all Kanye had in store for Kim and her family ...

Kanye West rented out AT&T Park, home of the Giants, and got down on bended knee in the middle of the field, family and friends and a full orchestra watching, and PROPOSED to Kim Kardashian!!!

And guess what? She said yes! Yeah, big surprise. And guess what? It's a 15-carat diamond! Yeah, big surprise. Still, it's cute, right?

It'll be the third time (a charm?) for Kim and the first marriage for Kanye. And coincidentally it was Kim's 33rd birthday yesterday. Not a bad birthday surprise!

Jake Gyllenhaal flashed his gorgeous smile and gave us a wave Monday, as he entered the 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards.

Jake, 32, received the Hollywood Supporting Actor Award at the Beverly Hilton event, for his role in Prisoners, which topped the box office last month.

Currently, Gyllenhaal's filming Nightcrawler, set for release next year. In it, he plays a freelance reporter in LA who stumbles upon the world of crime journalism. The picture's being shot on "a shoestring budget," Gyllenhaal told Us Weekly at the Toronto Film Festival. Jake's not only acting in the film, he's producing.

Looks like he's intensely dedicated to both roles!

Awww, Brit?! Is that the best you could do with the hair and makeup?

Our favorite pop star (sorry, Miley) was a bit hair-challenged yesterday during her usual Starbucks run ...

With the her front whisps pulled back by a bobby pin and the rest of her hair kind of half-in/half-out of a ponytail, Ms. Spears wasn't looking her best Monday afternoon.

And if her sweatshirt is any indication, all she wants is to dance with somebody! A Whitney Houston reference -- loves!

So Joe Jonas is on a health kick?! We are so confused! Last week the Jonas Brothers cancelled their tour amid rumors that middle bro Joe had a drug problem, but it looks like Joe is throwing dirt in the face of his critics and going on a hike with his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler. Seems like a healthy step to us!

The 24-year-old singer and his GF wore sporty ensembles to hike up Runyon Canyon in Hollywood on Monday.

For the sunny afternoon activity, Joe wore black shorts and shirt with the phrase, "Lighter Than Yours" on it. The New York based designer showed off her body with leggings and a midriff-baring sports bra.

Blanda and Joe seen to be going strong after a year together. Earlier this year, it was rumored that Joe and his gorgeous lady love made an incredibly kinky sex tape -- involving a ball gag. Gulp! Back in April the middle Jo Bro addressed the rumors and tweeted, “ball gag? really? me? come on guys.” He added in a statement, "There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false.”

With a wild tale like that, Joe's main squeeze seems anything but bland--a! HEYOH!

After last week's Jo Bro break up, Joe broke his silence and told People mag that there was, a "deep rift within the band … I'm not going to talk about that right now," but he did reveal that he'd like to cross over into movies and film! "I think acting would be fun," he said. "I would like to [get into that]."

Days after the announcement, Joe was then seen out with renowned sober coach Mike Bayer, who once worked with Demi Lovato after her infamous meltdown and is "well known for quickly responding to crisis situations," typically involving substance abuse or mental health issues. Subsequently, several websites have reported that Joe is battling a major substance abuse problem, with BlindGossip even suggesting that the star was using heroin. Yikes!

Whatever is going on with Joe we hope he keeps up his recent health kick!

When her son's at school, it appears she has time for a leisurely meal!

Charlize Theron and two female friends went to lunch at Cafe Med in Hollywood this afternoon, and the actress looked amazing as usual in jeans, flats, and a striped shirt.

We don't ever want her to grow her hair out, because it looks so cute in a pixie cut!

Just the other week, the South African stunner was spotted grabbing a bite with a mystery man in Los Feliz, and we're dying to know who he is! Could she be off the market these days? She's so secretive with her romantic life we guess we just have to wait and see!