Yeezus, learn to take a joke!

Jimmy Kimmel willingly entered into dangerous territory the other night by mocking Kanye West's egotistical BBC Radio 1 interview in a hilarious sketch that replaced KW with a whiny kid, and let's just say it didn't go over well with the hot-tempered rapper!

The "New Slaves" lyricist went on a full-on Twitter rant, and although it's clear he's angry, we're not exactly sure we understand his insults!

Here's a rundown of his jabs posted to his official account:

"JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS"

"JIMMY KIMMEL, I DON'T TAKE IT AS A JOKE…. YOU DON'T HAVE SCUM BAGS HOPPING OVER FENCES TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DAUGHTER"

"JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD P***Y IN YOUR LIFE…"

"YOU CAN'T PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES. YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY… IS THAT FUNNY?… OR IF I HAD A KID SAY IT WOULD IT BE FUNNY???"

"SHOULD I DO A SPOOF ABOUT YOUR FACE OR YOU FU**ING BEN AFFLECK…#NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL!!!!"

"I LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW ME, I WENT TO YOUR FAMILY'S WEDDING"

"WHO YOU MADE IT CLEAR TO ME WASN'T YOUR FAMILY WHEN I WAS ON THEN PHONE WITH YOU 5 MINUTES AGO, YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA M*THERF**KER."

"SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!"

The talk show host responded to the rant on his own Twitter page, writing, "Apparently @KanyeWest is VERY VERY ANGRY with me...I'll tell you the whole story tonight on the show -- this is not a prank, I promise (unless it's being played on me)."

Last night on his show, the funny man explained the phone conversation he had with the hip hop star.

"He told me I had two choices: apologize publicly...and that was really the only choice! 'Your life,' he said, 'is going to be much better if you apologize.' He told me this on the phone, I swear. He said, 'I am the most powerful voice in media. I am 'Pac!' He said 'I am 'Pac' a few times to me. He said, 'You'll never be able to show your face at a 14-year-old's high school football game and be cool again.'"

Maybe if Yeezy didn't take himself so seriously, people would stop poking fun at him!

Lamar Odom is due at the Van Nuys Courthouse this morning to enter a plea for his D.U.I. charges, but if the NBA star or his attorney fail to show up, the judge will issue a bench warrant that could put the troubled athlete behind bars.

Odom was arrested on August 30 when California Highway Patrol pulled him over for driving under the speed limit, and they also observed that his Mercedes-Benz SUV was traveling in a “serpentine manner.” Odom was later charged with a misdemeanor count of driving under the influence, and he could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted.

Today is also Odom's four-year wedding anniversary to reality star Khloe Kardashian, which is rather ironic considering how rapidly their marriage crumbled over the summer. Odom's alleged drug use and infidelity strained the relationship, and despite intervention attempts by his management and former teammates, Odom has yet to check into rehab.

According to TMZ, famed lawyer Robert Shapiro was in talks to represent the 33-year old basketball star, but he reportedly said he would only take the case if Odom sought treatment for his addictions. It's not yet clear who is representing Odom in court today.

UPDATE:
Radar reports that Odom will NOT be present this morning, but he will have a lawyer appearing in court on his behalf, so he won't wind up in the slammer. The NBA star has reportedly hired two attorneys, and though there has been speculation that Shapiro would not be one of them, the website says the famed lawyer is in fact working with Odom. However, it's still not clear if Shapiro will appear in court this morning or if a co-counsel with DUI expertise will show up.

The saga continues with estranged couple Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus as the two got together for a low key coffee date in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

The pair, who have been married for 20 years, recently called off their divorce for a second time back in July and have appeared to make amends and get things back on track with couple's therapy sessions. It's still unknown if they are living separately or together again.

We hope it all works out!

That's one way to do it!

On Thursday, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber hit the bikes to bring their boys Alex and Sam to school in New York City. He can tow two at once!

The Hollywood couple have been balancing their careers and family lives quite well. Live is currently in talks to star in the Bobby Fischer biopic Pawn Sacrifice, while Naomi is getting ready to celebrate her 45th birthday on Saturday.

Wonder what they have planned for the special occasion?

She can't do no wrong!

Yesterday, a glimmering Jessica Alba was all smiles as she stopped by the set of Extra at the Grove in Los Angeles.

The 32-year-old actress went to promote her Honest Company on the celeb news show, which allegedly is in direct competition with Gwyneth Paltrow herself!

Rumor has it that Paltrow isn't too fond of Alba's endeavor with a source saying that she thinks Alba’s a hypocrite because she’s rich but blogs for poor people, while Gwyneth's Goop blog focuses on the things she loves, no matter what they cost.

Shots fired!

Glee is saying its final goodbye to Cory Monteith.

The hit comedy-drama's creator Ryan Murphy gave a glimpse of what to expect from the tribute episode when he tweeted the black and white photo of its fallen star (above) along with the caption, "First look."

Monteith's tribute episode will be the third episode of the show's fifth season, which started last night. While the folks at Fox were pretty tight lipped regarding the details, it's been revealed that the hour will center around the death of Finn Hudson with the other characters remembering and mourning their friend.

"Basically, what we're doing in the episode is we are not telling you yet, or maybe not at all, how that character died," Murphy explained. "The idea being, how somebody died is interesting and maybe morbid, but we say very early on in the episode, 'This episode is about a celebration of that character's life.' That might be weird for some people, but it felt really exploitative to do it any other way."

Monteith's girlfriend and co-star Lea Michele will also appear during the final act of the episode.

Katie Holmes is largely responsible for the boyfriend jean trend back in 2008, but now it looks like she's going to be the pioneer of a new one -- the mom jean skirt! And sadly this seems to be a step down from the denim number she wore yesterday...

On Thursday Katie and her daughter Suri ran errands after school, and while the 34-year-old actress was in a chipper mood, her little girl looked like she's much rather be doing something else. Maybe Miss Cruise is still bummed about her broken arm? She's gotta be getting her hot pink cast removed soon, right?

While she still hasn't officially confirmed her pregnancy, we feel pretty confident that Gwen Stefani has a bun in the oven. The 43-year-old was spotted showing off her baby bump while running errands at Petco in Los Angeles on Thursday.

The mom of two was spotted wearing her label L.A.M.B. from head-to-toe for the pet-tastic outing. The No Doubt songstress rocked out in L.A.M.B. Wicked Sunset trousers and a Sorbet Bullet bomber. Clearly loving her own line, Gwen completed her look with a pair of Nydia heels from Fall L.A.M.B.'s 2013 collection. Even when shopping for dog food, the "Sweet Escape" singer knows how to turn heads with her unbelievable style.

Gwen and her husband Gavin Rossdale have two sons, Zuma and Kingston, and even if the couple hasn't publicly confirmed they are expecting a third child -- we are excited for the growing family. Hopefully this time around they will have a girl!