Um, if you thought a kid was yours but had reason to believe he might not be, wouldn't you have a DNA test?! Not if you're Woody Allen!

The famous director told New York magazine in an explosive profile of his wife Soon-Yi Previn that Ronan Farrow, long speculated to be the son of Mia Farrow and Frank Sinatra, might not be his biological son! Allen said, "In my opinion, he's my child ... but I wouldn't bet my life on it. I paid child support for him for his whole childhood, and I don’t think that’s very fair if he’s not mine."

Um, dumbass, there's a thing called genetic testing -- it's not that difficult to figure out! Mia Farrow's a bit strange too -- in a 2013 article in Vanity Fair the Rosemary's Baby actress responded, when asked if Sinatra was Ronan's dad: "Possibly." She even joked on Twitter, "Listen, we're all *possibly* Frank Sinatra's son."

The New York magazine article profiles Allen's wife in which she defends her husband against decades-long allegations he molested his adopted daughter Dylan. Dylan alleges the sexual relationship with her adopted father ended when she realized he was also in a romantic relationship with Soon-Yi, whom Farrow and ex-husband Andre Previn adopted in 1978.

Supposedly, Previn's relationship with Allen began in 1991, when Previn was 21 years old. Both claimed Allen had never been a father figure to Previn and therefore the romantic relationship between the two wasn't weird (okaaaay). Now, after being silent on the subject for many years, Soon-Yi has decided to speak out and follow her husband's line that he never abused Farrow's adopted daughter Dylan and that Farrow is using the charges as a way to get back at Allen for the family breaking apart: "[Farrow has] paraded Dylan as a victim. And a whole new generation is hearing about [the allegations of abuse] when they shouldn’t."

Meanwhile, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Ronan Farrow has been the leader in reporting news related to the #MeToo movement, penning the New Yorker article that exposed Harvey Weinstein and he's slamming NY mag for publishing this one-sided and irresponsible, tainted report: "As a brother and a son, I’m angry that New York Magazine would participate in this kind of a hit job, written by a longtime admirer and friend of Woody Allen’s."

Statement on New York magazine, which has done something shameful here: pic.twitter.com/xGeQP341OG

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) September 17, 2018

And Dylan Farrow has also released a statement, saying "Shame on New York Magazine" ...

My statement on New York Magazine: pic.twitter.com/xml6pdaZqb

— Dylan Farrow (@RealDylanFarrow) September 17, 2018

To back up a bit, Previn and Allen became romantically involved in 1991 when Soon-Yi was 21 -- and Previn claims that in 1992 when her adoptive mom Mia Farrow found NUDE PHOTOS of her daughter on Allen's mantel, she freaked out and kicked her daughter out of the house. Lest we forget ... Previn was TWENTY-TWO years old and sleeping with her mom's ex-boyfriend and supposed father of her mom's biological son!!! WTF?!

Hospital investigators investigated, then New York State child welfare investigators investigated and both found Allen innocent of the molestation charges involving Farrow's adopted daughter Dylan. BUT a judge denied Allen custody, citing Farrow's testimony that the famous director had been "aggressively affectionate" with their daughter.

Meanwhile, Soon-Yi says Farrow was the psycho parent -- throwing a porcelain rabbit at her when she was a child and calling her "stupid" and "moronic." Mia Farrow has denied the claims through a family spokesperson.

So as Soon-Yi, who is now married to her surrogate father, claims she "can't come up with a pleasant memory" about her childhood with Farrow, Ronan, the Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist who helped launch the revived women's movement and is doing the most important work toward giving mistreated and abused women a voice, calls his mother "a devoted mom who went through hell for her family" and says he owes "everything I am to Mia Farrow."

This is just another example of how politics has infected almost every aspect of our lives these days -- even celeb-studded Emmys parties end up being about President Donald Trump!

Tom Arnold -- ex-husband of Roseanne Barr and host of the Viceland show The Hunt for the Trump Tapes that premieres tomorrow and will document Arnold's efforts to find Apprentice behind-the-scenes tapes that expose Trump's bigoted views during filming of the show.

Of course Burnett and Trump are BFFs and the Survivor creator/producer has refused repeated calls for him to release the tapes. So Tom Arnold's going after them himself ...

So Sunday night a the Evening Before Emmy party, a fundraiser for the Motion Picture Television Fund, Burnett "attacked" Arnold and Burnett's wife Touched By An Angel actress Roma Downey tried to grab a cell phone out of Burnett's hand. Here's what Arnold Tweeted after the incident ...

Mark Burnett just went apeshit & choked me at this huge Emmy party then he ran away with his torn Pink shirt & missing gold chain. I’m waiting for LAPD

— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) September 17, 2018

Bullshit. You lie your crazy husband attacked me you psycho. I’m filing police report & suing you for defamation. https://t.co/9yXAEXM6na

— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) September 17, 2018

This is CRAZY! Arnold's attorney Martin Singer has confirmed this account of the incident and apparently Arnold is considering filing a defamation suit against Downey, as he says in his Tweet.

Here's what Arnold's looking for ... various reports claim Trump used the N-word on the set of the Apprentice, including an account by former White House staffer and Apprentice contestant Omarosa Manigault. Trump has denied using the word.

Meanwhile, Arnold reportedly told bystanders during last night's brawl that tapes HAVE been found and turned over the New Yorker journalist Ronan Farrow, the leading reporter of the news related to the #MeToo movement and a character who'll figure heavily in our next post ... Stay tuned!

Meghan Markle literally has the worst family ... except her mom! But seriously, why can't her half-siblings and her dad and whomever else just shut up?!

Markle's half-sister Samantha Tweeted the most childish, ridiculous thing this morning -- an animated gif of a hamster eating birthday cake with the caption, "Happy birthday, Harry! As you "Mack down" on your birthday cake, think about the birthday wishes you never extended to your FATHER-IN-LAW." Ouch, right? Hell no! Harry's father-in-law Thomas did all kinds of weird sh*t leading up to the royal wedding including a set-up with the paparazzi, a whole bunch of nonsensical statements about the wedding leading up to Meghan's big day.

Let the poor girl be a princess and retreat!!!

Ariana Grande is missing her ex ... and it's making us cry!

The singer posted screen shots of her phone playing two singles off Mac Miller's new album Swimming -- "Ladders" and "Dunno."

But her most significant post since the rapper was found dead in his home due to an apparent overdoes, was an open letter she posted on Instagram. It read: "i adored you from the day i met you when i was nineteen and i always will. i can’t believe you aren’t here anymore. i really can’t wrap my head around it. we talked about this. so many times. i’m so mad, i’m so sad i don’t know what to do. you were my dearest friend. for so long. above anything else. i’m so sorry i couldn’t fix or take your pain away. i really wanted to. the kindest, sweetest soul with demons he never deserved. i hope you’re okay now. rest.”

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i adored you from the day i met you when i was nineteen and i always will. i can’t believe you aren’t here anymore. i really can’t wrap my head around it. we talked about this. so many times. i’m so mad, i’m so sad i don’t know what to do. you were my dearest friend. for so long. above anything else. i’m so sorry i couldn’t fix or take your pain away. i really wanted to. the kindest, sweetest soul with demons he never deserved. i hope you’re okay now. rest.

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Sep 14, 2018 at 12:40pm PDT

Justin Bieber's exes aren't don't seem to be phased by his recent possible MARRIAGE to fiancee Hailey Baldwin ... Sofia Richie and Chantel Jeffries are just goin' about their business!

Of course neither had a real chance with the "Girlfriend" singer, right? A twenty-sometime pop star -- like the most famous pop star in probably all of the world right now -- is allowed to have some decidedly un-serious flights, right?! And Sofia and Chantel were just that.

If you remember, Justin and Sofia -- then a very young 17 -- started dating in August 2016 and lasted for only a month. Fans and even Selena Gomez slammed the singer for robbing the cradle and just like that, it was over.

Biebs and Jeffries have a bit longer history together. They started hanging out in 2014 -- she was even there when he was arrested for DUI in Miami in January that year, then reunited for a bit in 2016.

Of Justin's other exes, we're pretty sure at least one more of them gives zero Fs about the singer's reported marriage to Hailey ... the significantly older mother-of-three, Kourtney Kardashian!

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💕 The Triplets 💕

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Sep 14, 2018 at 4:53pm PDT

Soooo cute! Proud mom/aunt Kim Kardashian posted a pic of her adorable "triplets" on Friday -- cousins Chicago, True, and Stormi, all sitting on a soft shag rug and just marinating in their cuteness.

Kim captioned the snap "💕 The Triplets 💕," as her own daughter held a My Little Pony stuffed animal on her lap and baby True sat in a Bumpo floor seat.

The next-gen Kardashian girls will be just like Nori and Penelope, who are BFFs, since the ladies will raise their daughters together.

Earlier this week, Kim shared another snap of Chicago and True ...

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I got this True

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Sep 7, 2018 at 8:33pm PDT

Question is ... when will these ladies get their own social media accounts so they can start posting on their own!

We knew it! Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin DID officially, legally, legit-ly tie the knot yesterday, Thursday, and a New York City courthouse where they got their marriage license and said their "I-dos."

How do we know? 'Cause everybody's "sources" are saying so and sources don't lie! Especially People magazine's "religious" source; right? The mag reports the couple will have a huge blowout sometime in the near future in front of "their friends and God;" but we're pretty sure God was at the courthouse!

Anywho ... this is leading Jailey fans to speculate even more wildly than ever that Hailey is pregnant. Otherwise, why the rush for Bieber, 24, and Hailey, 21?

UPDATE - What?! Is it NOT true? Or is Hailey just trying to throw us off. She Tweeted that she and Biebs AREN'T married. What gives?

I understand where the speculation is coming from, but I’m not married yet!

— Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) September 14, 2018

And Justin told X17online just a couple weeks ago that the wedding wouldn't be "soon" and would be "next year." Watch!

Daaaang! Note to self: Never jump on stage during a Tekashi 6ix9ine performance!

Some dude made that awful mistake at 6ix9ine's Moscow concert and the rapper's security detail STOMPED OUT the guy!

But seriously, Tekashi's putting himself in a dangerous position ... obviously this took place on foreign soil, but back here in the US, he's violated his probation twice and faces prison time.

Watch this crazy video!