This is cracking us up!!! Note to Gaga: if you wanna go unnoticed in Malibu, don't drive a $200K Lamborghini Huracan, wear a $5000 Saint Laurent biker jacket, carry a custom purse with GAGA on it, and beyond all else, do NOT walk backward toward the camera (didn't you learn from Taylor Swift)!!!

Rawrrrr! Kourtney Kardashian was NOT having it when our videographer tried to ask her about baby daddy Scott Disick being dumped by his teen girlfriend Sofia Richie after he supposedly cheated on the young model at Kanye West's listening party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming last week.

Instead of answering (as IF she'd ever talk to us about that), she told our videographer to back the F up -- and we get it! She gets PAID to having reality TV cameras follow her around all day, she doesn't want them there when she's not getting a paycheck!

Just give it up, already! Why does Jennifer Aniston care so much about being photographed? He ex Justin Theroux is popping up ALL OVER Instagram with Emma Stone and other A-listers, so why does Aniston wanna be so on the DL?

The Friends star (is it bad that we're still referencing that?) dined with friends on Friday night at West Hollywood hotspot Craig's and guess who she dined with? Comedian Sarah Silverman!

This is getting a little scary ... Ariana Grande's new boyfriend, Saturday Night Live youngin' Pete Davidson, has already gotten TWO tattoos in honor of his new lady and they've only been hooking up for a couple weeks!

Davidson, 24, got some ink of Grande's bunny ears behind his own ear and her initials on his hand, as shown in a now-deleted Instagram from Pete's tattoo artist. Grande, 24, and Davidson made their relationship Instagram-official a few days ago with a Harry Potter-inspired post from Pete and then Ariana one-upped him with a PDA pic a day later.

Meanwhile, Davidson's ex, Cazzie David -- comedian Larry David's daughter -- posted this hilarious selfie after she learned via Instagram that she'd apparently been dumped by Davidson after two years of dating ... HIGHLARIOUS!

Kanye’s Album Listening Party @ Wyoming - Scott Disick 😂 @kimkardashian #kimkardashian

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What on Earth happened? He was on vacation with Sofia Richie and his kids just days ago!

Scott Disick raised more than a few eyebrows last night at Kanye's album listening party in Wyoming, because he was flirting with chicks and telling everyone that he was "single" and ready to mingle. Did The Lord and Lionel Richie's daughter really split?

LD was acting like a man let off his leash, too! Eyewitnesses tell TMZ he had a drink in his hand the whole evening, and appeared to be wasted. For someone that's had alcohol issues in the past, this isn't good news. Is his yearlong romance really over? If so, single ladies everywhere might want to watch out!

While the father-of-three was cutting loose in the mountains with Kim and Kanye, his teen model girlfriend was at Nobu in Malibu grabbing dinner. Is it possible he didn't inform her of the change in their relationship status? Or did he, which was why she posted this pic of herself in a thong from their recent trip to St. Barths? Nothin' can make a guy regret his decision quite like some nice booty!

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It sounds like she's finally come to her senses!

Khloe Kardashian has been hunkered down in Cleveland bonding with her baby girl True since she gave birth in mid-April, but Kris Jenner just revealed that her daughter is planning her imminent return to LA, and won't be going back to the Midwest!

"She’ll be home soon, so it’s really great,” the momager told Us Weekly at the premiere of Kylie Richards' show American Woman last night in LA. When the reporter asked if that meant the Revenge Body star would be back on the West Coast for good, the K clan matriarch confirmed the news. “I think so! Yes!” she excitedly quipped.

The reality star opted to stay in Cleveland as she tried to work things out with her unfaithful baby daddy Tristan Thompson following his cheating scandal, but reports claim they're "fighting constantly" and Khloe doesn't know how to build back her trust in him.

We really hope she kicks Third Trimester Thompson to the curb and comes back to Calabasas!

She tried falling on her sword, but it didn't work.

Roseanne Barr resurfaced in Utah yesterday, just hours after she revealed that she tried to save her show from getting cancelled following the backlash over her racist tweets about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett.

"I begged Ben Sherwood at ABC 2 let me apologize & make amends. I begged them not to cancel the show. I told them I was willing to do anything & asked 4 help in making things right. I'd worked doing publicity 4 them 4 free for weeks, traveling, thru bronchitis. I begged 4 ppls jobs,' she tweeted.

"He said: what were you thinking when you did this? I said: I thought she was white, she looks like my family! He scoffed & said: 'what u have done is egregious, and unforgivable.' I begged 4 my crews jobs. Will I ever recover from this pain? omg. I also told Ben Sherman that I would go in hospital to check my meds, bc the stress had made them less effective. I begged like 40 motherf-----s. Done now,' she added.

The comedienne couldn't help but take a swipe at the network, though!

"Get this! they pulled all my reruns and replaced me with COSBY! it's kinda hilariously gross," she sniped. That is a little insane!

The worst part of the whole thing for the TV star? The impact her racially insensitive words might have on her young black co-star Jayden Ray.

"The saddest part of all is 4 Jayden Rey on the show whom I grew 2 love so much & am so ashamed of myself that she would ever think I do not love her bc she is African American. It's the most gawd awful painful thing. I can't let myself cave in tho," she lamented.

She has really created a mess for herself!

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No more parties in LA, and no more secrets apparently!

Kanye hosted a star-studded listening party for his upcoming album "Ye" in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, last night, and some of the lyrics in his new tunes give us our biggest glimpse yet into his personal life and the struggles he's been through in the past few years since suffering a mental breakdown in 2016.

In the song “I Thought About Killing You," the Louis Vuitton Don expands his thoughts of suicide. "I contemplated premeditated murder / And I think about killing myself/I love myself way more than I love you," one verse goes.

On "All Mine," he puts Tristan Thompson on blast for cheating on sister-in-law Khloe Kardashian. "All these THOTs on Christian Mingle / Almost what got Tristan single/If you don’t ball like him or Kobe [Bryant] / Guarantee that bitch gonna leave you," go some of the lyrics.

KW also goes into the fallout from his "slavery is a choice" comments on TMZ, and reveals that wife Kim thought they were going to lose everything from the scandal! “I said, ‘Slavery a choice’ / They said, ‘How, ‘Ye?’ / Just imagine if they caught me on a wild day/Now I’m on 50 blogs, gettin’ 50 calls / My wife calling, screaming, saying, ‘We ‘bout to lose it all!’ / Had to calm her down ‘cause she wouldn’t breathe / Told her she could leave me now / But she wouldn’t leave," he croons.

Kimmy K revealed that her hubby shot the album art on the way to the soiree, and it's just a pic of the mountains with the words "I hate being bipolar it's awesome" scrawled in neon green handwriting. We actually love it!

Gathered around the camp fire and snacking on s'mores, guests included Chris Rock, Pusha T, Nas, Desiigner, Jonah Hill, Scooter Braun, Teyana Taylor, Big Sean, and many more.

This is his best stuff yet!

NEW ‘YE 👀

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