Dear Lord, how much bad ink can one person get?!

Ben Affleck hopped out of his ride to pump some gas yesterday, and he accidentally gave us a glimpse of his girly dolphin hip tattoo! Honestly, did he get this when he was still drinking? The only thing that could make it worse would be if it was on his lower back.

Speaking of, the Batman star has been mercilessly mocked on social media over the colored phoenix rising from the ashes tat that covers his whole back, and we can see why. At one point he tried to lie and say it was fake and just for a movie, but clever fans called his bluff when years later, he was still rocking the same body art.

Getting laser removal for a tiny butterfly or heart is one thing, but it might be kinda hard for Dr. Tatoff to wipe this slate clean! You know how they say you should never get anything that you wouldn't want when you're 80-years-old? Yeah, poor Ben didn't get the memo!

This was SO much fun!! Sunday June 10... we’re on Celebrity Family Feud!@familyfeudabc @iamsteveharveytv #Family #FamilyFeud

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We're definitely going to tune in for this!

Kim, Kanye, and the rest of the Kardashian clan put their smarts to the test on an upcoming episode of Celebrity Family Feud, and if you didn't already know this, the rapper is pretty competitive!

Kimye and Yeezy's three cousins made up one team, as they competed against Kris Jenner, Khloe, Kendall, and Kris' mom Mary Jo, as well as Jonathan Cheban.

The game show host discussed what it was like having them on during a recent appearance on Ellen.

"They were supposed to play against the Paris Hilton family, the Hiltons against the Kardashians. The Hiltons cancelled so Kanye, who’s a big fan of Family Feud said, ‘I want to play.' So, he brought his family -- people you don’t know, these cousins. They were just the best because they were just, like, hood. The dude on the end, he was the extra. He was a lot,” Harvey said of Cheban. Burn!

"Kanye was the best Family Feud celebrity panelist we’ve ever had on the show. He loves the show,. His people said, ‘Steve, this is the most Kanye has ever smiled since we’ve been working for him.’ Kanye smiled! When I introduced him, he smiled. Tune in and you’ll see Kanye smiling," he added.

He also dissed Kimmy K's performance! "Kim didn’t know nothing!” he quipped.

We'd play on Team 'Ye any day!

Joey Lawrence WHOA ❤️❤️❤️ @kimkardashian thank you!! Going to open a potpourri business in about one week taking orders now!

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Whatever happened to just a good ol' fashioned vase?!

Kim Kardashian went big by sending pal Chrissy Teigen this giant ball-shaped floral arrangement as a push present, after the Sports Illustrated stunner gave birth to baby boy Miles, and the supermodel couldn't resist gushing over the gift on social media.

"Joey Lawrence WHOA ❤️❤️❤️ @kimkardashian thank you!! Going to open a potpourri business in about one week taking orders now!" she captioned a photo of daughter Luna standing next to the blooms.

Somebody she probably won't be getting roses from? President Donald Trump!

The POTUS famously blocked John Legend's wifey on Twitter back in July after she trolled him endlessly for months, but a judge just ruled that the Commander-in-Chief can no longer block users, as it violates their First Amendment rights to free speech. Let the insults continue to fly!

She's easily one of the funniest people on the Internet these days!

This just gets more and more unbelievable.

Khloe Kardashian has forgiven Tristan Thompson for cheating on her throughout her pregnancy, and now she wants to make things official and tie the knot with her baby daddy. Oh yeah, because that will guarantee he will stay faithful... not!

"She seems happier and happier every day. She wants her family to be together. She keeps Tristan on a short leash. He has been very apologetic," a source told People, noting that the reality star "feels very good" about her decision to stay in Cleveland with her partner and their new daughter.

Whatever he's doing is clearly working, because now she wants him to put a ring on it!

"Khloé wants to get married eventually, but there are no serious wedding talks yet. She does talk about a future with Tristan, though. She believes they can figure things out and have a happy life together. True is doing great, too. And Kris [Jenner] is so proud of all her grandkids. She constantly shows pictures of all the babies," the source added.

Walking down the aisle with Third Trimester Thompson is the worst mistake she could possibly make!

He doesn't seem half bad!

Ben Affleck helped son Samuel warm up by tossing around the baseball with him before his little league game yesterday, and although he's nowhere near as good as his beloved Red Sox stars, the actor looks like he has pretty good form.

The A-list star has been looking after the kids while ex Jen Garner puts in long hours on the set of Lena Dunham's new show Camping, and it doesn't leave a lot of time for romance.

In fact, the Hollywood heartthrob's relationship with mistress-turned-girlfriend Lindsay Shookus has cooled off in recent weeks, and insiders tell us although they're still together, they're going through a rough patch.

A source tells X17:

"Ben really does love Lindsay, and she's crazy about him. The problem is that she's based in NYC with her work and her daughter, and his whole life is in LA. They've been doing the bicoastal thing, but recently Ben has been having trouble seeing how things will work out in the long term. Neither of them can just up and move, and eventually in any relationship, the distance becomes a problem. She's been trying to reassure him that they'll find a solution, but he has withdrawn a little emotionally to protect himself in case things come to an end."

He might not be so great at love, but he is great at fatherhood!

Hang ten, bro! Isn't that what the kids are saying these days?

Liam Hemsworth spent yesterday morning surfing in Malibu with pals, and the Aussie hunk took a pretty epic wipeout on one of the waves! The Pacific is still a little cold this time of year, so unfortunately for us he covered up his hot bod with a wetsuit.

Athletic genes clearly run in the family!

The Thor actor recently posted the below pic of himself with his parents on a hike, and fans couldn't believe how ripped and young his dad looked.

There have been all types of rumors flying around about the beefcake and his lady love Miley Cyrus, so we've rounded them up for you. First, reports claim they're secretly married already and planning to move to Australia to raise a family. Other outlets are saying that they're looking into buying a private island so they can live in seclusion and privacy, and still others claim they're on the rocks. So which one is it?

Climbed a mountain with the oldies this morning and came across a rattlesnake after telling my brother there were no rattlesnakes in this area! Ha!

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the stuff that don't wear off 🌼

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She looks great, but she looks nothing like herself!

Iggy Azalea treated fans to this sexy selfie on Instagram yesterday, and the rapper looked totally unrecognizable!

Her followers were quick to point out that something was different about her, but they couldn't exactly put their finger on what had changed. Well, we can... so let us break it down for you!

The "Fancy" songstress has already admitted to having a nose job and breast implants, but it seems she got the Kylie Jenner treatment on her face. If you ask us, she's had her eyes pulled into a more cat-like shape, on top of getting cheek bone contouring with fillers and a possible chin implant.

The most noticeable thing, though, is her brand new veneers! She used to have small and slightly yellowish teeth, and now she's got perfect pearly whites!

Ain't nothin' wrong with making the most of what you've got!

You can't be a citizen of the world when you share parenting duties with your ex!

Brad Pitt is doing everything he can to spend more time with his six children, and that includes tailoring his work commitments this summer around his brood's lives in their new home base of Los Angeles. Putting down roots in the City of Angels hasn't gone over well with Angie, though!

"He chose a project that films in Los Angeles. Brad wants certain provisions in a custody agreement that guarantee custodial time with all six kids," a source dished to Us Weekly.

Although the Malificent actress purchased a home near the Oscar winner's Los Feliz bachelor pad out of convenience, she's none too happy that she can't jet off to exotic locales on a moment's notice with the kids.

"[Angelina] has been very hesitant to agree to Brad’s terms because she does resent him for essentially forcing her to settle down in Los Angeles with the kids. Brad and Angie are continuing to try to work out their divorce settlement. There hasn’t even been a settled agreement drafted by either side, which reveals how at odds they continue to be," the source added.

Papa Pitt's obligations on the West Coast are proving to be a challenge for his blossoming romance with MIT professor girlfriend Neri Oxman, too.

"Brad and Neri are still very much in each other’s lives, although not as much as he would like. She will come out to L.A. to visit him this summer as he is filming, but she has a life of her own in Boston," the insider revealed.

Breaking up is hard to do!