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Don't worry, that's NOT a real tattoo!

Apparently there was no one perfect enough over at Entertainment Weekly to conduct Ryan Reynold's interview for the mag, so they asked the man himself to do it!

In this week’s cover story, Why I’m Obsessed with Ryan Reynolds, by Ryan Reynolds, the sexy star of The Green Lantern opens up to himself about everything from his first crush, to his adventurous childhood in Canada.

Reynolds’ reveals on his first crush, "Her name was Finona Gorchinsky and she broke Reynolds’s heart — and nearly his neck — during a school bus ride in the eighth grade".

On his commitment to important environmental issues: “But Reynolds is also careful not to get too self-righteous, and is not one of those finger-wagging celebrities telling you how to live your life. He prefers to put the word out quietly, through the exciting mediums of interpretive dance and Japanese hand fans.”

On growing up the youngest of four brothers: “He spent a great deal of time with his older brothers and, in turn, his brothers were very close to him. Usually within striking distance”.

To read the actor’s full biography of himself, pick up the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on news stands today.

Check out Reynold's sexy EW cover from June 17, 2009, after the jump ...

Well that's one way to get your ex's attention!

Leonardo Dicaprio has been busy running around Europe with his new ladylove, Blake Lively, but it sounds like his ex-GF Bar Rafaeli isn't faring as well.

The gorgeous Israeli-born model Tweeted on Friday:

"I broke my arm. And I'm annoyed! Booooooo"

Ouch!

No word yet on the cause of the Sports Illustrated cover girl's broken arm. There's nothing worse than having to sport a cast during the summer!

Rafaeli and DiCaprio split last month, after dating on and off for nearly five years.

Ye haw!

Sexy Matthew McConaughey donned a cream-colored cowboy hat and a mustache as he escorted beautiful partner/baby mama, Camila Alves, to the 2011 Los Angeles Film Festival Opening Night premiere of his newest film, Bernie, in L.A.

The film, centers on a small town in Texas, where the local mortician (Jack Black) strikes up an odd friendship with a wealthy widow (Shirley Maclaine,) and kills her. He faces justice from a formidable prosecutor (McConaughey.)

This isn’t the first collaboration between McConaughey and Bernie director Richard Linklater. The two famously paired up for 1993′s cult classic, Dazed and Confused and later, The Newton Boys.

Check out our video of the Bernie screening below:

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Tom Cruise is showing off his sexy rock star chest in this new photo from the set of Rock of Ages. In the film, Katie Holmes' hubby sings Bon Jovi's hit song "Wanted Dead or Alive."

The Top Gun actor, who plays womanizing rocker Stacee Jaxx, will star opposite Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin, Mary J. Blige, Julianne Hough and Diego Boneta.

Director Adam Shankman tweeted the photo of Cruise along with the following:

"Ladies and gents: first look at tom cruise as stacee jaxx! First day of shooting!"

Read what Shankman had to say about casting Cruise as Stacee Jaxx ... after the jump.

Mark Ballas was out with Kim Kardashian and her fiance Kris Humphries just yesterday ... and we suspected the Dancing With The Stars pro was teaching the sexy twosome a wedding dance. Now, Mr. Ballas, who was out with his gorgeous girlfriend Pia Toscano last night at Mr. Chow, is confirming the news!

When asked about what kind of dance he taught the reality show couple, Mark describes it as "a little something something" and adds, "it's beautiful."

Speaking of beautiful, former American Idol contestant Pia Toscano has never looked sexier. Wow!

Let's hope Kim and Kris tear up the dance floor at their wedding reception! See a photo of Mark with Kim and Kris ... after the jump.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a woman of many emotions. Well, she IS an actress afterall.

The I Know What You Did Last Summer star, wearing a short skirt with black hearts and black booties, headed to MAC in Beverly Hills for some makeup. Pouty, pouty!

But looks like J Love knows how to doll herself up! While out at a casting studio in Santa Monica soon after, the brunette hottie sported jeans and a blue scarf. Her best accessory ... that gorgeous smile!

See more of Ms. Hewitt ... after the jump.

Chris Brown is the master of collaborations, and now Rihanna's ex is taking young Justin Bieber under his wing for the track "Next To You."

The 6-minute video features the two superstars dancing in the streets of what looks like a war-torn New York.

Both Biebs and Chris are having girl issues in the video, and even with the world crumbling around them, the hotties end up getting the girl. We love a happy ending!

Prince William and Catherine Middleton are gearing up to pay LA a visit (it's Kate's first time!), and they are going to have a special menu prepared exclusively for them by one of Beverly Hills' best chefs!

LA native and seasoned celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis, is hard at work on a custom-created menu fit for the Royal newlyweds!

The dinner will take place at the Santa Barbara Polo and Racquet Club on July 9 for a charity match, and an example of some of the dishes prepared include:

- A “light and colorful” pea pesto crostini, featuring pureed peas on toast, topped with half a cherry tomato

- California chopped salad with a mix of grilled lettuces, grilled corn, grilled shrimp, zucchini and crispy tortillas in a light lemon dressing

- Chicken Milanese, which features breaded chicken cutlets in a creamy tomato fennel sauce

Giada says these dishes are inspired by a combination of California's fresh fare, and her own Italian heritage.

William is set to participate in a match at the Santa Barbara Polo Club to benefit the American Friends of the Foundation of Prince William and Prince Harry.

Check out a full list of the Royal couple's LA itinerary, after the jump ...