It’s an implosion of hotness! The gods have smiled on us today, even if it is Friday the 13th: Zac Efron, Sofia Vergara and Matthew McConaughey will co-star in a new movie.

The film, The Paper Boy, an adaptation of a 1995 book, is described as a "sexual thriller." We're already getting hot and bothered!

The movie follows a reporter who returns to his small Florida hometown to investigate the case of a death row inmate. We're guessing Matthew is playing the reporter; he loves those steamy, down-South roles! And we can only hope Sofia Vergara is his love interest ... and that maybe she's torn between him and Zac Efron!

Our brains are exploding!! See who else is starring in the flick after the jump.

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After months of speculation it has finally been revealed Will Smith and his wifey Jada will be the last guests to grace Oprah's stage.

Are they a good choice for the finale?

Many fans assumed the Talk Show Queen would choose the Obama's as her very last interview, so the Smiths definitely come as a bit of a shock. But it sounds like there are many huge surprises in store for the last Oprah show.

Executive Producer Sheri Salata revealed of the final episode:

"As most of our viewers know, being surprised is not one of Oprah's favorite things. In the spirit of the farewell season, she is making a rare exception and we intend to make the most of that opportunity. It will be something to see."

After 25 years, she's gotta go out with a bang!

A day after attending the Puss In Boots premiere in Cannes, Salma Hayek took a break to meet her co-star Antonio Banderas and his wife, Melanie Griffith, for lunch Thursday.

The trio dined at Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes. Upon Salma's arrival, Melanie embraced the petite actress with a warm hug. They both sat down with the always sexy Mr. Banderas.

Salma was not accompanied by her French billionare fashion mogul husband, Francois-Henry Pinault, but Melanie was certainly getting some lovin' with Antonio's arm wrapped around her shoulder. Ooh la la!

For years, Antonio and Salma have played each other's on-screen love interests. Their acting careers have a long history. Just how many times have the long time friends been on the big screen together? Find out after the jump!

Maybe Lindsay really is finally getting back on track!

OK, that would be like the tenth time we've said that, but LiLo has hired a new publicist, and she hasn't had an official PR rep in years. So, this could be a step in the right direction!

LiLo has hired Steve Honig as her new PR rep. Honig also represents Marc Fiore, who is producing Gotti: The Three Generations, the actress' new movie.

Lindsay has been attending her court-ordered community service at the LA Downtown Women's Center, and she has not been photographed out partying. Instead, she 's been visiting the spa! See our exclusive photos here! Linds is scheduled to report to jail on or before June 17.

See what other troubled star Honig represents after the jump.

CBS and Warner Bros. Television have made it official -- Ashton Kutcher has signed on for a role in Two and a Half Men after the show's star, Charlie Sheen, was fired earlier this year.

While Sheen was the highest-paid actor on TV, pulling in $2.5 million per episode, Kutcher will reportedly make less than half that. Still, the That 70's Show actor is happy to get back to television, saying:

“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes,” said Kutcher. “I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!”

CBS's press release calls Kutcher "a triple threat":

“We are so lucky to have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family,” said Chuck Lorre, creator and executive producer of Two and a Half Men. “Added to that is the deep sigh of relief knowing that our family stays together. If I was any happier, it’d be illegal.

"Ashton is a pop culture triple threat—film star, cutting-edge producer and a social media pioneer,” said Nina Tassler, President, CBS Entertainment. “He brings creativity, energy and personality to everything he touches. We are thrilled to have him, and excited beyond words for what he brings to the next season of Two and a Half Men.”

Ashton Kutcher brings a new and distinctive comedic flavor to Two and a Half Men,” said Peter Roth, President, Warner Bros. Television. “He is a big-time talent whose unique style will blend seamlessly with Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and the rest of this terrific ensemble. We look forward to a great future for this revamped and re-energized show, helmed as always by the extraordinary Chuck Lorre, whose creative skills and consummate professionalism make him the best in the business.”

A relaxing day at the spa is a sure fire way to put a spring in your step. Case in point ... our girl Lindsay Lohan, who indulged in an afternoon of relaxation at Verabella Skin Therapy Spa in Beverly Hills. All that time she's been spending at the Downtown Women's Center for her community service must be hard work!

The starlet, who has been ordered to surrender to the women's jail by June 17th, showed off her sexy legs in a pair of short shorts. Love the boots, Linds!

Find out which of Lindsay's siblings kept her company at the spa ... after the jump.

Miley Cyrus is, no doubt, a hard-working pop star ... and to get some much-needed R&R, the former Hannah Montana star has left the country!

The Can't Be Tamed singer, and her gorgeous mom Tish, are spending time on the beach in Brazil. Now THAT'S a vacation.

We can't help but notice Miley's tousled hair. Guess she can blame it on Rio! See the 18-year-old bikini bod (from the back) ... after the jump.

We already like this movie!

It has just been announced Steven Soderbergh has chosen I Am Number 4 star Alex Pettyfer to costar alongside Channing Tatum ... and both will play male strippers in the upcoming Magic Mike.

Great casting!

Apparently the story centers on Tatum's own experiences as a male stripper when he was just 19-years-old. The film tells the story of a friendship set in the world of male strippers. Tatum plays Mike, and Pettyfer is the newbie who learns the ropes from his more experienced coworker.

Soderbergh called the film "sexy, funny and shocking".

Sounds good to us!