Jessica Simpson's fashion empire is expected to earn $1 billion this year AND the former singer is engaged to be married again - now that's two causes to celebrate!

Simpson and Johnson visited the Whisky Mist in London Sunday night (and she left looking like a hot mess), and last night the two traveled to the Plaza Athenee hotel in Paris. Nothing like a little European vacay to put a smile on the starlet's face!

Meanwhile, Jess is still considered to be the top contender as a judge of the new X Factor - think she has what it takes to sit next to Simon Cowell? If Paula Abdul could do it, so can Jessica Simpson!

Charlie Sheen streamed his third episode of Sheen's Korner last night, but the troubled actor reportedly recorded the broadcast before it was announced that Warner Bros. fired him from Two And A Half Men.

Sheen may not have gone on a crazy rant about his termination, but he talked about everything from trolls to approaching Amazon president Jeff Bezos to publish his recently announced book, Apocalypse Me: The Jaws of Life. "Get him to call me today because I'm going to sell this thing through Amazon and Kindle because we need to save trees," Charlie said. "I must marry a tree. My other marriages didn't work, so I'm going to marry a tree."

Wonder what Denise thinks about this? And Brooke? There's a chance she'll see him at court this morning, so it seems like we'll find out then...

Last night Daniel Craig and his lady love Rachel Weisz dined at Little Door in West Hollywood, and the lovebirds made no attempt to hide after their romantic meal.

The two have been linked since Weisz's split from fiance Darren Aronofsky last year, and they spent Christmas in England together. Craig and Weisz met on the set of the thriller Dream House, and though they aren't too flashy with their affection, it looks like they're gonna last!

Congrats to Miley Cyrus for successfully hosting Saturday Night Live, giving the long-running series its second-best ratings of the year - winning!

(The best ratings of the year went to the show's January 8th telecast, which was boosted by having an NFL playoff game as the lead in, according to TV by the Numbers.)

Check out Ms. Miley and her mom Tish running errands and keeping busy in Studio City on Monday afternoon.

And in case you only saw the "Miley Cyrus Show" sketch and not the hilarious "Disney Channel Acting School" skit on SNL this weekend, watch it below the cut:

Charlie Sheen had a meeting with Live Nation in Beverly Hills earlier today, and afterward he climbed to the top of the building, whipped out a machete and waved it around! Then he revealed a makeshift bottle of Tiger Blood to the cheering crowd below.

Goddess Natalie Kenly was by his side.

Later on, Sheen said how he felt about being fired from Two and a Half Men by Warner Bros. Television: "Free at last, free at last!"

See more of Charlie declaring his independence in our gallery below ... But first, check out the VIDEO!:

With a coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other, Charlie Sheen was all smiles while being photographed with goddess Natalie Kenly on his way into a meeting with Live Nation in Los Angeles this afternoon.

Despite his gleeful expression, the 45-year-old actor was just fired by Warner Bros. Television today.

In other Sheen news, the former Two and a Half Men star will reportedly head to court tomorrow to work out a custody agreement with ex Brooke Mueller. Sheen and Mueller have two boys, Bob and Max.

Sheen currently shares his home - which he nicknamed "Sober Valley Lodge" - with goddess Kenly (pictured above) and goddess slash porn star Bree Olson.

Olson at one point "left the building" but later returned and made up with Sheen.

Eva and Eduardo, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

The romance between Desperate Housewives hottie Eva Longoria and boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (actress Penelope Cruz's brother) is really heating up - the couple was spotted making out at Chateau Marmont earlier this afternoon!

Longoria and ex Tony Parker finalized their divorce at the end of January after the actress reportedly read hundreds of inappropriate texts between Parker and another woman.

So nice to see a smile back on Eva's face these days!

Courageous guy! Must be because he has "dragon's blood" in his veins.

David Arquette totaled his Cadillac last Friday after getting into a three-car accident - the actor swerved into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting a car that had stopped suddenly in front of him. Arquette said he was "fine" but was taken to the hospital in an ambulance anyway. He also "refused all pain medication," according to his Tweets.

Today we caught up with David - just before getting behind the wheel of his vintage Studebaker Avanti Convertible - and asked him about the crash.

"I'm alive and the woman I hit is alive, so thank God," he said. And about the dragon's blood Tweet? Either watch the vid above or see what he had to say about that below the jump!