We didn't look this up in the Guinness Book of World Records, but it certainly feels like the longest ad we've ever watched!

Jennifer Aniston appears in a new commercial for SmartWater, and she uses everything from adorable puppies to CGI babies to try to get our attention. Of course, there's a funny surprise at the end of the video, so you'll have to check it out to see for yourself...

Despite reports Kate Middleton has chosen to wear Alexander McQueen down the aisle for her upcoming wedding to Prince William on April 29, the fashion house is denying it.

Various online reports claimed the fashion house's creative director Sarah Burton will be designing the royal gown.

Burton tell Vogue.com, "I am not doing it." McQueen's CEO, Jonathan Akeroyd added, "No, not at all. I'm the CEO, I would know if we were doing it."

Many believe Burton may be denying the reports in order to keep Middleton's secret as to who is the official dress designer.

No doubt, if Burton is indeed designing the gown, she's more than qualified. She trained under Alexander McQueen for 14 years!

Can't wait to see Kate's dress selection.

Find out who Sarah Burton has designed dresses for in the past ... after the jump.

Mr. Paparazzi

Willow and Jaden Smith may be a hit with the tween crowd, but dad Will still draws the autograph seeking fans!

The Smith family flashed a few smiles for the cameras as they left their Birmingham hotel and headed to Dublin to join Justin Bieber on the next leg of his European tour.

The precocious sibs showed off their unique fashion sense as they headed to the Irish capital where Willow said she was ready to "to ROCK THE BEAT" tonight.

Willow has been getting rave reviews as the opening act for Biebs' MyWorld tour, where her hair-whipping performers are whipping audiences into a frenzy!

The ten-year-old also debuted her new video for the single, "21st Century Girl", which she's been performing on tour. There's not a lot of hair-whipping, but there's plenty of fierce fashion in the vid -- check it out below!



Although Willow's hard at work during the tour, Jaden is just hanging with his pals, not to mention his parents. But what about school?

Ke$ha is teaming up with LifeStyles condoms to promote safe sex on her latest tour, but don't expect to see her face on the actual condom wrapper ... which is what has been widely reported.

The company tells us they won't be putting the Blow singer's mug on the wrapper because "We don't want to damage the actual product."

Tammy McGriff, Quality Assurance Manager for Lifestyles parent company Ansell, reveals to X17online exclusively:

"It's true. We are working with Ke$ha for her entire tour with the exception of her Australia concert. Her photo will not be on the actual condom wrapper. That report is incorrect. Ke$ha's picture will be placed on a matchbox-like folder ... and the wrapped condom will go inside. We're packaging the product now."

McGriff says this isn't the first musical artist they've worked with. She tells us their collaboration with 50 Cent was very successful and "brought them great press."

Sex sells, but celebs on condom packaging sells even more!

Here what Ke$ha told Billboard magazine about her customized rubbers ... after the jump.

Surveillance tape which allegedly shows Lindsay Lohan swiping the $2,500 necklace that landed her back in court has sold to the highest bidder, to the tune of $35,000.

The tape, which was being shopped by the owners of the jewelry store Kamofie & Co., was purchased by Entertainment Tonight, who, the licensee tells us, have an exclusive through Saturday, for 14 times what the necklace is worth.

Lindsay is due back in court on March 10th where Lindsay will either accept a plea deal and be sent to jail, or another date will be set for her jury trial.

Twitter

Aubrey O'Day is ready for her close-up, and the Oxygen Network is going to make that happen!

Just to give us a peek at what we've been missing, Miss O'Day tweeted this sexy pic ... wearing nothing but paint and Christian Louboutins. Loves it! Along with the nude photo, Aubrey tweeted, "I have green paint in places I shouldn't! Bleeding Green for this Slam Mag shoot."

As for her reality show All About Aubrey, premiering tonight, cameras will follow the former Danity Kane member through all her struggles while capturing her comeback to the limelight. Yep ... from the outhouse to the penthouse!

Aubrey is also promoting her upcoming album featuring songs like "Goodbye Heartbreaker" and "Automatic."

See a preview of Aubrey's new Oxygen show ... after the jump.

Charlie Sheen's future with CBS and Warner Bros. may be up in the air, but the 45-year-old actor is reportedly in talks with Mark Cuban for a new program on HDNet.

“It could be a talk show or a reality show," Cuban told ESPNDallas.com. "We're trying to decide. Right now, we're taping a lot of different things that he's doing and we'll try to figure it out. It's still not 100 percent certain ... We'll do something together, but it's not certain it will be a show. It'll come down to what he wants do and what his situation is. We'll just figure it out from there, but it's a unique opportunity, I'll say that."

After watching Sheen's live broadcast over the weekend, Cuban said, "Everybody wants to critique a Web show that got put together in a few hours. That's not the point. It gave him a chance to be himself and have some fun. The thing I like the most about Charlie is that he just loves to mess with the media. You guys fall hook, line and sinker."

The actor's Ustream show Sheen's Korner has been watched by more than 1.2 million viewers to date, and over 100,000 people watched it live on Saturday night. Sheen rambled on about the latest thoughts in his "warlock brain", and he even revealed a new tattoo on his left wrist that says -- you guessed it -- "WINNING."

Click after the jump to see Sheen's UStream broadcast...

Lindsay Lohan went to the Otheroom bar on Abbot Kinney in Venice last night, and the actress was out until 1am with her pals! As you know, Lilo is due in court on Thursday for her felony grand theft case, and whether she accepts the DA's plea deal or not, she'll be facing some serious jail time. Maybe she just wants to live it up before she heads back behind bars?

Lilo also went to the movies on Sunday, and though she tweeted, "I l♡vedddddd "thε αdjustmεnt burεαu", she failed to mention that she was on a hot date! Sources tell X17online exclusively that the starlet was with a tall, dark and handsome mystery man, and no, it wasn't her brother Michael, because we snapped him jetting out of LAX yesterday with younger bro Cody. The unidentified dude picked her up from her house and took her to The Grove for their movie date, and it looks like Lilo is trying to keep this romance on the DL.

"She definitely didn't want to be seen with him," the source tells us. "Lindsay wouldn't get out of the car because of the photographers, and she ended up calling security and driving around the other side of the mall when she left." Now we really wanna know who it is!