"Congratulations on your haircut, Kourtney!" said no pap ever except OURS yesterday!

Haircuts are headlines, folks, and partially because the Kardashians make them so! Kourtney showed off her new look on Instagram the other day and we caught her out for the first time sporting her shorter 'do ... but also covering it up. She's clearly in denial that she cut her hair ... and but "cut her hair" we mean, removed her extensions.

Does she regret it? Should she? What do YOU think?

Supermodel Miranda Kerr and hubby, Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel, are expecting their first child together! It's the second child for Kerr, who has son Flynn, 6, with ex-husband Orlando Bloom.

Kerr, 34, and Spiegel, 27, were married May 27 at their Brentwood home after announcing their engagement in July 2016.

Amid the happy news is some not-so-happy news for Spiegel this week -- he just lost more than HALF A BILLION DOLLARS when Snapchat's quarterly earnings were lower than expected and the social media app's stock plunged! So $560 million dollars later, maybe the baby news will help cheer up the young entrepreneur ...

Who would have EVER thought our preeminent scientist/travel engineer/urban planner genius would open up to Rolling Stone magazine about his breakup with a Hollywood starlet?! Who would have ever thought he'd date this Hollywood starlet in the first place!

Well, it's happened - Tesla chief Elon Musk actually discussed his recent breakup with Justice League actress Amber Heard -- Johnny Depp's ex -- in the new issue of RS. He said he's been "in severe emotional pain" since the split and he addresses just who did the splitting: "I was really in love, and it hurt bad. Well, she broke up with me more than I broke up with her, I think."

Musk, 46, and Heard, 31, called it quits in August after dating for a year. But the show must go on for Elon and he discussed having to launch his awesome new Telsa 3 model as he suffered the emotional fallout from the breakup: "It took every ounce of will to be able to do the Model 3 event and not look like the most depressed guy around. For most of that day, I was morbid. And then I had to psych myself up: drink a couple of Red Bulls, hang out with positive people and then, like, tell myself: ‘I have all these people depending on me. All right, do it!’"

The innovator says being single KILLS him: "Going to sleep alone kills me. It’s not like I don’t know what that feels like: Being in a big empty house, and the footsteps echoing through the hallway, no one there — and no one on the pillow next to you. F–k. How do you make yourself happy in a situation like that?"

Musk has a somewhat odd romantic history -- he's been married three times, twice to the same woman. But Amber wasn't ready for another wedding after her messy divorce from Depp. The actress go a divorce settlement of $7 million after claiming the actor was physically abusive to her. And if that weren't headline-grabbing enough, Heard is bi -- as in bisexual -- or multi-sexual or whatever. She tried to explain to Allure for the beauty rag's December cover story: "Everyone told me: ‘You cannot do this ... And everyone said, ‘You’re throwing it all away. You can’t do this to your career." So she replied, in her defiant, young star sorta way, "I cannot do this any other way. Watch me."

Watch her, we have ... from her scandalous outing of Depp as an alleged drinker/abuser to her quick-start romance with one of the richest men on the planet, Heard has been in the news consistently for the past year and a half at least. And pix of her holding hands with her girlfriend years ago, before she married Depp didn't hurt her tabloid value either.

At the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation's (GLAAD) 2010 event, Heard "came out," but she says she was never "in": "I didn’t come out. I was never in. It’s limiting, that LGBTQ thing. It served a function as an umbrella for marginalized people to whom rights were being denied, but it loses its efficacy because of the nuanced nature of humanity. As we become more educated and expand the facts of our nature, we keep adding letters. It was a great shield, but now we’re stuck behind it."

She went on to say that sexuality shouldn't have labels and that she doesn't "identify as anything. It’s so important to resist labels. I don’t care how many letters you add. At some point, it’s going to spell ‘WE ARE HUMAN."

So there you have it -- sex and love from two of the most disparate humans on the planet that actually happened to hook up! If they can get together, ANYONE can!

In case the pink cherry blossom-themed baby shower she threw for herself wasn't enough of a hint, Kim Kardashian officially confirmed she and hubby Kanye West are expecting a baby girl as Ellen DeGeneres calmly noted to Kim, "You just told us it's a girl!"

Oops! What's the big secret anyway, right?! Well the Kardashians have plenty of secrets and Ellen asked about that, too. She learned the family has a rumor-control rule and Kim narrowly avoided confirming her sisters' Kylie and Khloe's pregnancies. Be careful, Kim!

Taylor Swift took to the stage somewhat unexpectedly on Jimmy Fallon's Late Show as the host returned following a week off to mourn his mother's death. It was an unplanned tribute -- producers wanted to do something special for Jimmy on his first night back and since TSwiz was in town to tape Saturday Night Live, she obliged.

Fallon producer Mike DiCenzo Tweeted about it, saying, "First, a quick word about Taylor Swift. She was not scheduled to do our show today. But we wanted something special for this first show back, so we asked her on a complete whim, since she had been in town doing SNL. She said yes with zero hesitation." He went on to write: "She sang ‘New Year’s Day’ No one had heard it. Suddenly she sings the line, ‘Squeeze my hand 3 times in the back of the taxi.’ I nearly gasped. Tears. I think everyone in the audience started sobbing,” he added. “I could see Jimmy silhouetted at his desk dabbing his eyes with a tissue. We all lost it. It was a beautiful coincidence in a beautiful performance. ‘Hold on to your memories, they will hold on to you,’ Taylor sang.

Fallon opened the show with a tribute to his mom who passed on Nov. 4.

Jimmy pays tribute to his mother Gloria pic.twitter.com/YVpZfeuI9A

— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) November 14, 2017

Good lord! #SoftPornAlert!

We always knew Johnny Depp was hot, but at 54, dude's still got it! This crazy, racy, steamy, sexy, slightly perverted music video for Johnny's pal Marilyn Manson's new single "Kill4Me" is hotter than hot ... NSFW, parental advisory, watch in private!

The Pirates Of The Caribbean star rips clothing off two lingerie'd women, smokes, sticks his head between ... okay, you see where we're going here. The track is off Manson's tenth album, Heaven Upside Down and, well ... it's CRAZY!

If you've ever had a terrifying experience in which masked robbers held you at gunpoint in your luxury Paris apartment, demanding you turn over millions in cash and jewelry, then Kim Kardashian may have just the perfect perfume for you!

Mrs. West tells Women's Wear Daily that her hold-up in Paris just over a year ago, inspired her to make Crystal Gardenia, Crystal Citrus and Crystal Gardenia Oud -- limited edition fragrances under her KKW Beauty banner. "Honestly, after my Paris situation, a lot of my friends would come over and bring me healing crystals, and I obviously knew what they were — it's very L.A. and it's very popular right now — but for me it meant something so different," the reality star told the fashion mag.

She went on to explain how these very special healing crystals come from warehouses in downtown LA: "I was sitting there and I'd get these collections of them and I started to really dig deeper into what they meant and the meanings behind them and started to go to these crystal warehouses in Culver City and downtown [L.A.]." Ooooooh ...

The crystal-shaped perfume bottles in boxes surrounded by smaller rose quartz-like pieces will go on sale tomorrow on her site, kkwfragrance.com, for $35-60 a bottle. There are only 300,000 bottles for sale, first come, first serve ... so log on early and buy, buy, buy!

What a night! The Justice League premiere brought out half of Hollywood Monday night, and all eyes were on newlyweds Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet. They revealed recently that, though they've been together since 2007, they didn't officially marry until October, in a backyard wedding at their Topanga Canyon home in LA.

But that wasn't the only story on the red carpet ... a recently rehabbed Ben Affleck showed off a buff frame and a big smile and co-star Amber Heard, recently separated from boyfriend/Tesla mogul Elon Musk, looked stunning and single at the Hollywood & Highland premiere.

Israeli beauty and Wonder Woman star Gal Gadot sparkled in gold lame and showed some serious leg ... and in the lots-a-leg department, Ludicris' wife also rocked a high-slit dress with her rapper/actor hubby. And then there's Henry Cavill ... ahhh ... hi mustache isn't our fave, but dang, he's so cute!

So for those thinking about seeing the sure-to-be-blockbuster this weekend, here's the haps: "Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions."

That's what IMDB says, anyway. Watch the trailer and then hit the theater tomorrow!