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Glee kicked off its season two premiere last night, and after featuring the music of Madonna last season, stars Amber Riley, Lea Michele, Kevin McHale, Cory Monteith and Mark Salling belted it out to Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind."

Did you guys watch last night? Thoughts?

David Beckham has cheated on wife, Victoria Beckham, with a former high-class call girl, according to In Touch.

The call girl, 26-year-old Irma Nici, claims that in 2007 she scored five times with the soccer star, whom she rates as a 7 1/2 in bed. She tells the mag:

"It was a high. All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting."

Nici goes on to say that after agreeing on $10,000 for one night, the two of them spent an hour "engaged in steamy foreplay." She goes on to say that after she "whipped out" a condom, they had sex for fifteen minutes. She describes the sex as "nothing freaky" and reveals a moment in which David allegedly used lotion from the hotel to pleasure himself. She says, "It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!"

The former call girl tells In Touch that Beckham, who has been married to Posh for 11 years, revealed to her he liked Victoria's body when it was curvier. According to Nici, Becks told her he is "more of a butt man than a breast man."

UPDATE:
A rep for the Beckhams tell Us mag the cheating claims "are completely untrue and totally ridiculous, as the magazine was clearly told before publication. Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it. We are taking legal action against the magazine."

Last night Lindsay Lohan dined at Izaka-Ya and Pinkberry with her brother Michael and sister Ali, and as far as keeping it low key, the 24-year-old starlet is doing a good job. We also couldn't help but notice how elated the actress was, and even though she's facing possible jail time for failing her last drug test, she seems to be doing alright. Maybe jail isn't such a big deal for her?

And as long as she stays away from the clubs and takes care of work-related things, that'll show the judge that she's a responsible young lady who takes her life seriously, right?

After being detained at Tokyo's Narita International Airport early Tuesday, Paris Hilton has returned home to Los Angeles. The heiress was held for six hours and questioned by airport officials just one day after she plead guilty to cocaine possession and obstructing an officer for her Las Vegas arrest last month.

Japan has strict immigration laws for those convicted of drug offenses, and though Hilton was there on business, it looks like this just wasn't the right time to go. Last night Paris tweeted, "About to take off. Going home now. So dissappointed to miss my fans in Asia. I promise to come back soon. I love you all! Love Paris xoxo"

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David Hasselhoff and pro partner Kym Johnson were eliminated from Dancing With the Stars last night, and shortly after he got the boot, the former Baywatch star appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and said, "We knew we were in trouble after the judges gave us a 15. I wasn't real big on technique. I was big on having fun and showmanship."

"It's been a great ride," Hasselhoff added. "I feel bad for Kym because she worked hard trying to get me where I was going. I'm so proud that my daughters are here and they got to see me come this far." Aww, well at least he was wasn't a sore loser, and we're happy we get to see The Situation for another week. Who's next?!

After going for a brief errand run with Seraphina, we spotted Jennifer Garner taking Violet to ballet class after school. Miss V seemed thrilled to be prancing around in a tutu, and her adorable antics even made the normally poker faced Jen crack a smile.

But eeks! Looks like Violet's still up to her old tricks when it comes to breaking mom's back:

Who needs to do weight work when you can carry around one of your growing kids?

Britney Spears and her two sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston Federline (along with a team of bodyguards) went to the mall in Calabasas on Monday afternoon, and this is the second time in a week the pop princess has taken her boys back to school shopping. Someone's gotta pick some cute pre-school outfits for these kids -- and since we don't really trust K-Fed's fashion sense, we think Brit's the right woman for the job!

Seriously, someone give her a hand (and maybe a hamburger) -- this woman has done a complete 180 with her style in the past few days!

Courtney Love showed off her skinny frame in a sophisticated yet slinky dress at the 2010 New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala in New York City, and we can't even remember the last time she looked this well put together. Loves!