What would the Video Music Awards' white carpet be without MTV's moneymakers, the Jersey Shore cast?!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jenni "J-Woww" Farley and Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio worked the cameras ... giving it their best zoolander.

Can you believe The Situation didn't raise his shirt once? The best part ... the cast was too busy to stop and talk for interviews. Reality check.

What's better than a hot man in a hot suit?

Ed Westwick, Neil Patrick Harris and Bradley Cooper ditched the VMAs and headed to the east coast for New York fashion week to catch Tommy Hilfiger's show.

While each of these dudes look like they could actually be walking the runway, Christina Hendricks looked sexier than and stick figure could on the catwalk:

Wouldn't you like to see models look like her?

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Lady Gaga may love to pose in raw meat, but vegan Ellen DeGeneres isn't a fan of the beefy look!

Courtesy: Japanese Vogue

After nabbing 8 MTV Video Music Awards last night, Gaga popped in to visit Ellen DeGeneres during Ellen's Season Premiere show to talk about everything ... from her VMA wins to that infamous meat bikini she wore on the cover of Japanese Vogue.

Gaga had this to say about her meaty look:

"Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the most judgement free human being on the earth. However, it has many interpretations but for me this evening if we don't stand up for what we believe in and if we don't fight for our rights pretty soon we're going to have as much rights as the meat on own bones. And, I am not a piece of meat."

So will Gaga actually wear Ellen's leafy gift? Lettuce hope so.

Andy Dick was falling-down-something outside of a VMA after-party last night at the Chateau Marmont.

The comedian took a spill in front of the famed hotel, and it looks like he may have also spilled something else on his crotch!

At least we're hoping that's what happened. Although with Andy you never know!

Poor Dick...

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After publicly calling for an intervention in daughter Lindsay Lohan's life and career for more than a year, her dad Michael finally believes his daughter has made it "back."

Lohan released this statement to X17online last night after Lindsay's appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards in which she mocked her recent troubles with drinking and with the law, joking with the show's host Chelsea Handler.

"For a LONG time now I have been worrying and praying that the my "blessed and gifted" daughter would find her way back. At times, I was too vocal, I made the wrong decisions and certainly handled things the wrong way. I constantly asked God that if it was His will to take me before her, which I stand by to this day. While some have made their pacts with the devil, I made mine with God, to take me first, or simply help Lindsay find her way back, and if so, He can do whatever He wants with me. Tonight, my prayers were met. On the MTV Music Awards, I saw, heard and KNOW that Lindsay IS back and I believe she will be better than ever.I apologize to Lindsay, Michael, Ali, Cody and even Dina,and I thank God for answering my prayers."

Not sure if she brushed her teeth with an entire bottle of Jack before the VMAs or what, but Ke$ha seemed a little off when we snapped her on the red carpet. Or maybe her fantastic 'n plastic dress was too tight? Either way, the "Tik Tok" singer looks very uncomfortable!

Who cares if her outfits are a little on the wacky side -- the girl can sing, she stars in amazing music videos and her speeches had us cracking up! Lady Gaga beat the pants and skirts off of everyone she was up against at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards tonight, and even though she seemed well prepared when it came to thanking all the right people, she couldn't stop the tears from flowing at the very end of the broadcast. Gaga forever!

Audrina and Stephanie and Lo, oh my! Which Hills honey is your pick for best dressed at the 2010 MTV VMAs?