The Lord's in hot water!

Scott Disick just can't seem to stay away from the booze, so yesterday after spending the day with his kids, he hit up a bar in Calabasas with a male pal. He clearly doesn't care that baby mama Kourtney Kardashian is allegedly "furious" with him for spending over $10K buying jewelry for his teen "friends" like Madison Beer and Sofia Richie during a recent trip to NYC.

"Kourtney is done with Scott – she finds his behavior embarrassing. She’s totally over it and can’t help but be furious with him. Why is he hanging around with teenage girls? She’s heard that Scott blew all this cash on jewellery for himself and these girls, and she’s mortified. She's just furious - not just for how he acts but also with him for spending so much cash too – he’s blowing it," a source dished to The Sun.

"Kourt has always been the most careful with cash - yes she splashes out on cars, the house, holidays and so on, but she doesn’t just give it away like Scott’s doing!" the source added.

Rumors have been swirling that LD has been hooking up with both girls, which would be surprising given all of their six degrees of separation, but anything is possible for the sex addict! Sofia had a fling with Justin Bieber, who happened to also have a fling with Kourt before she started dating Younes Bendjima. Madison is JB's protegee, and it kind of seems like the hard partying bad boy is out to get revenge on The Biebs!

Watch his reaction in the below video when we ask if his romance with Lionel Richie's daughter is blossoming!

Nothing can slow her down!

Selena Gomez revealed yesterday that she underwent a secret kidney transplant over the summer, but she sure had a fast recovery, because she's already back on set working hard on her new Woody Allen movie. Her bestie Francia Raisa served as her donor, and the two have been open about the procedure on social media in an attempt to raise awareness for lupus.

The "Come & Get It" songstress' beau The Weeknd has been by her side every step of the way, and it's only strengthened their bond.

"Abel has been one of her biggest supports. She had been traveling with him on his tour and he was off during her surgery and right after during her recovery. He’s been very caring and it’s meant a lot to her to have him by her side," a source dished to People.

"She was feeling really lethargic and worn out before the surgery. The surgery was a couple months ago so she’s been recovering and is in a much healthier place now. Her close group of girlfriends have all been there for her," the source added.

Raisa, for her part, was more than happy to step in to help her friend, and even considered it a "blessing" in her life.

"I am beyond grateful that God would trust me with something that not only saved a life, but changed mine in the process. This was part of our story, and we will share it soon, but what is important now is that this is not the only story. For more information regarding Lupus, please go to the Lupus Research Alliance website: www.lupusresearch.org -- Love you sis, so glad we’re on this journey together. ❤️ xx," she wrote on Instagram.

We wonder if Justin Bieber has sent his well wishes?

We're amazed they were able to reach common ground.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have finally reached a custody settlement for daughter Dream, and money proved to be a bigger sticking point than precious time with their baby girl. Kimmy K's little bro and the former stripper will have joint custody, with the sock designer getting a little more than 50 percent of the time.

As for child support? Rob thought $10K was more than enough, but Chyna wanted a whopping $50K a month! Does she realize he basically doesn't have a job? In the end, they settled on $20K a month, but only when BC agreed to drop her domestic violence allegations against him. That number still seems pretty high!

Apparently, Rob wants a good portion of the dough to go to a team of nannies, because he's concerned about his baby mama's parenting skills. During his epic Twitter rant over the summer, the reality star accused the mother-of-two of doing drugs and sleeping with random men while her kids were in the house, which is what triggered her decision to get a restraining order against him.

Poor Dream! Nori, Saint, and the rest of the K kiddos get to live a life of luxury, and she has these two for parents!

I mean..... is this not the cutest picture you've ever seen? Daddy/Daughter time! So cute together! 😍

A post shared by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Sep 13, 2017 at 7:00pm PDT

Mother Monster isn't doing well.

Lady Gaga was forced to cancel her performance at the Rock in Rio music festival in Brazil after being hospitalized for "severe pain."

"Brazil, I’m devastated that I’m not well enough to come to Rock in Rio. I would do anything 4 u but I have to take care of my body right now. I ask for your grace and understanding and promise that I will come back and perform for you soon. I’m so sorry and I love you so much," she wrote on Instagram.

“I was taken to the hospital, it is not simply hip pain or wear and tear from the road, I am in severe pain. But am in good hands w/ the best doctors. Please don’t forget my love for you. Remember years ago when I tattooed Rio on my neck, the tattoo was written by children in the favelas. You hold a special place in my heart I love you," she added in a follow-up post.

The songstress opened up about her battle with fibromyalgia in her upcoming Netflix documentary Gaga Five Foot Two, which premieres on September 22.

Feel better, Gagaloo!

I was taken to the hospital, it is not simply hip pain or wear and tear from the road, I am in severe pain. But am in good hands w/ the very best doctors. Please don't forget my love for you. 🙏 Remember years ago when I tattooed Rio on my neck, the tattoo was written by children in the favelas. 🇧🇷R✝️O You hold a special place in my heart I love you.

A post shared by xoxo, Gaga (@ladygaga) on Sep 14, 2017 at 12:17pm PDT

Scary!

Heather Locklear was hospitalized for minor injuries after crashing her Porsche into a ditch in Thousand Oaks, California, on Thursday, TMZ reports. Authorities say the actress was sober and no drugs or alcohol were involved, but it's still unclear what caused the accident.

The Melrose Place star has struggled with substance abuse and has had multiple vehicle incidents in the past.

She was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription pills in 2008, and again in 2010 for a misdemeanor hit-and-run. In 2012, she was rushed to the hospital after mixing alcohol and Rx meds, just months after ending her engagement to actor Jack Wagner.

We're wishing her a speedy recovery!

They stole the show, obviously!

Beyonce and Jay-Z made their first public appearance since twins Sir and Rumi arrived this summer at Rihanna's Diamond Ball in NYC last night, and the songstress definitely didn't look like she had babies three months ago in an emerald green gown. How on Earth did she slim down so quickly?

Queen Bey has spent the past couple months getting settled into life as a mother-of-three, but she's also been been making time for date nights with her hubby. The rapper admitted to infidelity on his new 4:44 album, but it appears they've put that drama behind them and have recommitted to their marriage.

Earlier in the evening, the couple caught a showing of the Broadway hit Dear Even Hansen, and the legendary diva surprised star Ben Platt in his dressing room. We would die!

The alien called me an alien and I'm no longer living. 📷: @benjpasek

A post shared by Ben Platt (@bensplatt) on Sep 14, 2017 at 7:10pm PDT

Another one bites the dust.

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are separating after eight years of marriage, they announced today.

"With absolute love and respect we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year. To give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family," they said in a joint statement to media outlets.

The pair are parents to 4-year-old son Axl. They began dating in 2004 and tied the knot in 2009.

They haven't been spotted together in public since June, but they took to social media in January to celebrate their anniversary, so something must have happened since then.

We asked Josh where Fergie had been hiding just yesterday, and we should have known by his reaction that something was up. He was still wearing his wedding ring, though!

Now she wants to show off her front door!

Farrah Abraham debuted the results of her vaginal rejuvenation surgery during a webcam session for CamSoda, and that's not all she did!

The reality-turned-porn star also masturbated herself with a vibrator, and shared a list of elaborate gifts and vacations that her "fans" could buy her. Among the items? Trips to Greece, Brazil, Thailand, and Monaco, as well as $200 for a mani/pedi, $3000 to get her hair done, Louis Vuitton luggage, and an $1000 shopping spree.

In case you've been living under a rock, this isn't the Teen Mom star's first foray into XXX-content. She engaged in anal sex with porn king James Dean for her vivid sex tape Backdoor Teen Mom, and it was raunchy!

We wonder what she tells 8-year-old daughter Sophia she does for work? So sad!