Women of LA have been put on notice by Jersey Shore producer Sallyann Salsano who described the Jersey Shore house as a "herpes nest" where the cast regular pops Valtrex "like M&Ms."

Last night the Situation and Pauly D tried to get a situation going at Coco DeVille, but we hope for the sake of the female population of Hollywood, they were unsuccessful.

Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon have been hard at work on the set of their new film, Water For Elephants.

Rather, Rob has been working while Reese is relaxing in LA, showing off a smile (and some very un-Reese-like cleavage!) on her way to the Neil George salon.

Well, I guess it isn't all wine and roses for Reese -- seems like she may have not had the best experience at the salon while she was there. She left with wet hair, a different outfit and a scowl:

Talk about a hot lunch!

Yesterday, Victoria Beckham, Mel B and Katie Holmes had a sushi lunch together at Matsuhisa in Los Angeles. Hmmm, wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall near THAT table?

Bruce Beresford-Redman may look as if he hasn't got a care in the world as he spends time with his two young children outside his Palos Verdes home, but the truth is he's currently scrambling to get out of a possible extradition charge to Mexico and dealing with a recent restraining order slapped on his father after David Beresford-Redman allegedly brandished a gun inside his dead wife Monica's restaurant!

More drama than an episode of Survivor!

But will Bruce be voted off the island? Or will he get to stay in the US?

Spencer Pratt showed off his very real wedding ring to X17online cameras after news that his split with Heidi was a carefully orchestrated publicity stunt hit the web last week.

Still sporting crazy hair and a madman beard, we wonder what OTHER plans Spence has got up his sleeve to manipulate the media. But now that we're all on to him, will it even work?

Miley has taken to her website to defend her simulated same-sex kiss during her performance of "Can't Be Tamed" on Britain's Got Talent Thursday night.

She writes:

To all my fans,

Thank you for all the support you all show me. Sometimes youre the
only thing keepin’ me goin’ strong!

There are so many people out there that are so negative and always
causing new issues.

I feel like the entertainment industry has become nothing but a
disgusting tabloid.

I performed Cant Be Tamed this week on one of my favorite shows here
in the UK Britians Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some
amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.)
I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being
said during my performance I supposedly “KISSED A GIRL” and this is
the newest thing to cause controversy.

I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two
entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media
making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not
disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up
there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I
just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to
everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.

GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS IN THE WORLD.

Lets start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and
focus a little more on world peace!

We gotta a lot of work to do if we wan this earth to be here much
longer. Lets make a change! It wouldn’t hurt the world to show a
little more love.

X M

In case you missed it, we're re-posting the performance here below:



What do you think? No big deal?

So this is how she stays so young looking! She's got a six-foot-three sunshade!

Ashton Kutcher protectively shielded his older wife Demi while leaving a lunch date in Hollywood yesterday.

Ashton's new movie, Killers, starring Katherine Heigl, came out yesterday, and we bet it's Demi who's going to be shielding Ashton this weekend -- from the bad reviews!

Britney Spears took her extensions and her boys out for a little afternoon snack at Johnny Rockets after picking up the boys from school yesterday with her dad in tow.

Showing off greasy, dark roots that highlight her platinum blonde tracks, Britney seems to take the same care of herself as she does of Jayden:

The boy's face is covered in food!

Sorry Brit, but this is not the best way to show the conservatorship judge that you're in total control of your life!