Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is apparently so pissed he had to share the cover of Vanity Fair's soccer special with his rival, Didier Drogba, that he's contemplating suing the mag!

"Ronaldo is freaking out," a source tells The Post. "He says he wants to sue Vanity Fair for using his image to promote the issue everywhere."

So what's got Ronaldo's Armani manties in a twist?

"There are whispers that what really upset Ronaldo was that, having stripped off to his underpants for the shoot in Madrid, he didn't envisage sharing the cover with another player photographed in Milan," says the source.

Diva!

Ouch! Not that Lindsay Lohan probably cares - or even remembers who he is - but still...

Aaron Carter spoke to a CNN interviewer last night about ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan's recent drama in court, and boy did he have a mouthful of advice! Here's the best quote:

"She deserves it. I'm not gonna give any sympathy for somebody who makes mistakes. You need to take fault for your own actions."

If you're looking for sympathy, stay far away from Aaron Carter! Wait, what is he famous for again?

Tom Cruise does all his own stunts...including the one right here in Esquire's How to Be a Man issue. It takes a lot of skill to balance a teacup while holding on to a rope!

The 47-year-old superstar opens up to the mag about everything!

On His Father:

"I remember looking at my dad and wanting to understand him. I didn't want to just write the guy off. He was lost. I can't speak specifically in terms of why and how he got to where he was — that was his journey. All I can tell you is, he was overwhelmed by life... My mother basically did all the work, and then they got separated and I didn't see him for a long time. He didn't try to help the family financially or spiritually, and I lived with the effects of the chaos."

On Katie Holmes:

"Because we do live in a cynical world. It's easy to be cynical. Making the choice not to be cynical is important. You can keep dwelling on what didn't work, or you can figure out how to fix it. Which is what being a parent is all about. You know, I'm married to such a special woman. Every night before we go to sleep, Kate and I look at each other and it's like, How'd we do today?"

On Suri:

"It's come full circle. Now I'll put on a swing and tell her stories when I'm working on a script. I'll start with the beginning of the movie and take her through the story beat by beat. Of course, I make it age-appropriate. She's four years old. But she asks all the right questions: Why does that happen? Those are the bad guys? You're the good guy, right?"

Cruise also dishes about the infamous Oprah couch jumping incident. Loves it!

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The hit show already had a Madonna-themed episode - now it's Lady Gaga's turn!

On tonight's episode, not only will Glee pay tribute to Gaga's biggest song hits, the show will also feature new versions of her signature costumes. Uh, LOVES it!

We especially love Lea Michele's Kermit the Frog-inspired dress. Looks like she just made it out of various stuffed animals!

Too bad the guys didn't dress up... except for Chris Colfer's character, of course!

But forget about Simon and Paula, let's talk about Crystal and Lee! The finale starts tonight... so who will you vote for?

Heidi Montag wants the world to know that she's mentally in a good place, despite online reports that she's suicidal after getting 12 surgeries. The reality starlet tweets:

My last surgery was the BEST decision of my life! Anything else anyone says(family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie!

According to Now Magazine, "Heidi hates herself, which is why she's got into this mess. No matter how many times she goes under the knife, it doesn't take away from the fact she's the same insecure person underneath. She's doped up to her eyes on painkillers and has terrible mood swings."

A source tells the mag that Heidi revealed, "The way people treat me, I may as well be dead."

To combat these rumors, Heidi tweets:

I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed, I love America and freedom!

PS I HAVE NO FRIENDS, the ones who are pretending to be "friends" or "family", are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter this is why they haven't been in my life for years! LIARS!

Sources close to Heidi tell X17online that she is, in fact, considering another breast augmentation to increase her cup size. Montag has publicly joked that she's looking to get Size H breasts...H for Heidi. Something tells us she's not joking!

Tell it to the judge!

Muse Films production exec Jonathan Fong - who's behind the "Deep Throat" film Inferno - has the following to say about Lindsay Lohan's time in Cannes:

"The purpose of the trip was for sales. That was her role as the star, making press appearances in support of the movie. She showed up at other parties, but she was promoting the movie in the atmosphere. It helps to sell the movie to have her meet with the people who will fund the film. Lohan is still attached to the project. The film shoots in the fall."

Let's hope LiLo shows up to set! She kinda has a habit of being late and all.

After the new princess of pop almost collapsed on stage in March and canceled multiple shows due to "exhaustion," her friends and family became concerned...

Now Lady Gaga, 24, has confirmed that "yes," she has been tested for lupus. "It's a very personal thing," Gaga tells The Times of London. "I'm very connected to my aunt, Joanne, who died of lupus."

While the singer keeps insisting that she "doesn't want anyone to worry," she also talks about having "heart palpitations" and "trouble breathing."

And yes, lupus is genetic. Interesting to note - the date of her aunt's death (1976) is woven into her Rilke tattoo on her arm.

Suddenly all the drama surrounding her recently makes sense. We wish her the best during this difficult time...

UPDATE! A rep for Lady Gaga confirms that she tested negative for lupus. So good news for now!