Head-to-toe polka dots?! The red wig! The flares! It's like every day President Trump does something insane and you ask, "Can it get worse?" THAT'S how we feel about Chyna's wardrobe!

After wearing biker shorts and a spandex crop top to Saks and Barney's for shopping earlier in the day, Chyna yanked this shizz out of her closet for a night out. We're not surprised ... just grossed out. But fans love her! Most of them, anyway ...

Seems someone at Project Club LA last night wasn't a Blac Chyna fan. As a hater screamed something at the former stripper, Chyna turned as she was leaving and gave that special someone a piece of her mind. She calmly turned back around and proceeded to her car as the paparazzi yelled her name. Is it just us, or is she gaining on the Kardashians? Maybe this girl CAN keep up with the famous family!

Kris Jenner looking like a snack! 👀 I see you mommy! #6KidsAndBad!

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Never one to be outdone by her daughters, Kris Jenner has stepped up her selfie game -- or at least daughter Khloe Kardashian stepped it up for her!

Khloe posted this shocking pic of her mom just a day ago and it's already at more than 1 million likes! The mother-of-six showed off her unbelievable curves in this sexy bikini selfie taken when she was on vacation with off-again-on-again boyfriend Corey Gamble on a yacht in the south of France. Talk about Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we've all got some keeping up to do if we wanna look like this at 61!

Such chic BFFs! David and Victoria Beckham dined out with the fashion designer's best friend Eva Longoria and the actress' hubby Jose Baston on Saturday night at celeb hotspot Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica and their looks couldn't have been more fierce!

Mr. and Mrs. Baston are fresh off their summer vacay in Spain and looking tanned and beautiful -- Eva wearing one of Victoria's designs and carrying a clutch from the Victoria Beckham collection.

The Beckhams looked chic as always, both sporting crisp white -- Victoria in a button-down blouse, as her style is much more menswear-inspired these days.

The couples met up for their double date around 8:30 and stayed for about an hour and a half, enjoying a bottle of Chiani together. Jose drove home in the couple's new Tesla SUV, while the Beckhams were whisked away by their chauffeur/bodyguard in their new Bentley SUV.

It was only Eva's second night back in town -- we spotted her arrival in LA on Friday. Roll tape!

No, it wasn't the fashion police (though someone shoulda put in a 911 on that mess!) ... When Blac Chyna goes to Barney's, she causes a ruckus! The police were called after a paparazzo apparently got a bit too close to Chyna and her security guard tackled him to the ground! Then the cops were called and Chyna skirted away in her new Ferrari, while her assistant and friend followed in her pink Range Rover Sport.

Still, Chyna was practically oblivious to it all but we're told the pap got some pretty serious treatment by the police and was scared when he was shaken up when he was released.

That'll teach him to step to Chyna! Back off, b*tches!

It takes a village! When Penelope and Mason Disick want to do DIY cake decorating, mom Kourtney brings along an entire entourage for the outing to Duff's Cakemix.

"Fun" aunt Khloe came along, as did a girlfriend, bodyguard and a few other hangers-on. All for the two tykes to have a fun afternoon activity!

Unfortunately, the popular West Hollywood shop, owned by the Ace of Cakes and Duff 'Til Dawn host, lets young and old alike, dig into their fondant, use various cookie-cutter shapes and tools, add edible glitter and sprinkles to their baked-good masterpieces and take it home to eat all for the low price of MINIMUM $50. The more toppings and tools you use, the higher the price ... and if you ask for help from a Duff's expert, the price goes up again. But hey, it's a fun activity and the Kardashians aren't worried about dough ...

As the store attracts lots of LA's hottest tots, one of the adorable girls got caught in the crossfire on Friday when it appeared a paparazzo walking backwards, taking pix of the Kardashian krew, accidentally bumped into the tyke and knocked her down! The girl's mom was nowhere in site -- she was probably standing off to the side snapping pix of Khloe and Kourtney, in fact. But the girl was unhurt and reunited with her mom. What it all go down ...

This isn't exactly shocking.

Kris Jenner has been open about her infidelity in the past, but in the upcoming tell-all book Kardashians: An American Drama, the momager's cheating is exposed on a whole different level.

The Kardashian matriarch's mother Mary Jo allegedly began grooming her to be a seductress from a young age.

"The way I knew Kris, she was a good person and then something happened. She changed and we weren't seeing much of each other. She was pursuing something else. I don't want to use a bad term, but I think her mom was pimping her out," a former pal dished to author Jerry Oppenheimer.

A 17-year-old Kris met 28-year-old pro golfer Cesar Sanudo at the Hawaiian Open in 1973, and the two became engaged two years later. That relationship ended when Sanudo came home and found Kris in bed with Robert Kardashian. She left Sanudo for Kardashian, but not before allegedly robbing him of $30K in gold!

"My dad had gold bullion, gold coins, and one day, a couple of weeks after Kris left, my dad went to look for them and they were gone. Sometime later he said he had run into Kris' mom and he saw that she was wearing a bracelet that had three gold coins on it, and my dad thought they were from his collection," Sanudo's daughter revealed.

Karma reared it's ugly head when the then mother-of-four was caught having sex with her trainer Todd Waterman at the home of her husband's best friend Larry Kraines. Robert found out about the affair and ended their marriage.

Who new Kris Jenner was such a man eater?!

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He's growing up before our very eyes!

Kim and Kanye's son Saint doesn't make as many appearances on his mom's social media as his sister North, but when he does, he makes headlines! The toddler is beginning to talk, and the reality star documented him saying some cute words on Snapchat last night.

The E! starlet gave her little boy zebra ears with a filter, and he could be heard saying "dinosaur" and giving the cutest little roar in the clip.

He's not going to the baby of the family for long!

Kimye's surrogate is reportedly three months pregnant with their third child. The woman, who is a San Diego mom in her late 20s, is due to give birth around January 2018. The couple selected her to carry their baby after doctors told Kimmy that another pregnancy would be too dangerous for her health, due to the condition placenta accreta.

They make some adorable kiddos!

He's living the good life.

Scott Disick left the Montage hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday in his $400K Rolls Royce, and for once he didn't have a gaggle of chicks in tow! He's been making headlines in recent months for hooking up with numerous women, but one of his conquests has taken herself off the lineup...and it's Bella Thorne!

"We are [just friends]. I think we’ll be friends for a long time, honestly. I do have someone that I’m starting to see,” she told Us Weekly at the iGoLive launch event.

It sounds like The Lord is still hung up on baby mama Kourtney Kardashian, though, and wishes they could reconcile.

"In his ideal world, he would still be with Kourtney. He wants her back, but he just isn’t taking the steps needed to make that happen," a source recently dished to People.

LD and the eldest K sister's current relationship is "pretty fractured right now," and that's a large part of the reason why he's going so wild.

"Scott is really sad about it, and it’s part of why he’s lashing out. He’s in a partying mindset, and Kourtney is obviously not happy with that,” the source added.

He needs to get it together!