Cue the lawsuit!

Lamar Odom is writing a tell-all book, nearly two years after his overdose in a Las Vegas brothel, In Touch reports.

"I have a book coming out, an autobiography about my life. [The book will cover] everything. Everything. It’s a free-for-all. [I’ll be] open about everything that’s been going on in my life, about the past," he told the mag at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Sports awards.

It sounds like it's going to be full of all his dark secrets, too.

"Lamar is going to include never-before-told secrets about cheating, sex, and drugs, the booze, the pills, the cocaine, all of it,” an insider revealed.

The former Laker could potentially earn up to $10 million for it... that is, if it ever comes out. We have a feeling the Kardashian lawyers are going to make sure this book never sees the light of day!

Well this is awkward.

Caitlyn Jenner appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, and took the opportunity to put the TV host in the hot seat over jokes he made about her transition. The Olympian also discussed her struggle with gender identity and how it's given her purpose.

"When you deal with this issue, every story is a different story. Every journey is a different story. I am not a spokesperson for the trans community. I’m only really a spokesperson for my journey and then take my platform, which I have, and see if I can make a difference in the world," she explained.

The reality star said that as a person of faith, she often wonders why God put her through this.

"Why has gender and my identity been an issue in my life since I was this big? And I just go to the point where fortunately I had raised ten wonderful children. Kris [Jenner] and I, we had gone our separate ways — not because of gender issues, but because of other things. And there I was back in Malibu all by myself, and so I slowly went through, told all my children, because it had been just hammered all over the media for the longest time. In fact, guys like you, making some jokes…” she said.

Kimmel then took a moment to apologize.

"Right, but we didn’t know what was happening. We thought you were just vain. … We didn’t know what was going on. I’m sorry about that, by the way," he quipped.

The 66-year-old let him off the hook pretty easily. "No, it’s quite alright. Now he’s gonna apologize! I accept your apology. I don’t know if you saw when I was on Jimmy Fallon, I gave him a real hard time," she joked.

All is well that ends well we guess!

Something is going on.

Aaron Carter cried as he explained his recent DUI arrest in a bizarre interview with ET on Tuesday, and the singer claimed he doesn't drink or do drugs, despite persistent addiction rumors.

“I do not drink alcohol at all. I’ll occasionally have a sip of beer or something like that, but I can’t even drink IPAs,” he explained, citing that he wasn't drunk before being taken into custody.

The 29-year-old did admit to having a medical marijuana license, and said he takes Xanax for his anxiety, propranolol for high blood pressure, and oxycodone for his mouth.

For those critics who say he needs rehab, he has a message.

"I don’t need help. What I need is for people to understand that I’m human and I make mistakes just like every other human in this world, but I would never risk my life or my girlfriend’s life. I do not drink. Hire a polygraph person, a professional. Strap me up," he insisted.

It sounds like his brother Nick Carter thinks otherwise.

“To my brother: I love u no matter what & if u feel the need to reach for help, I am here and willing to help you get better,” the Backstreet Boys star tweeted.

“If my own blood (Nick) truly cared about my well-being, why wouldn’t he call me directly and have a conversation instead of making this about him through a very public forum? That’s not cool at all to use me for this PR and kick me out while I am down. I love my family despite it through thick and thin," Aaron responded via social media.

This whole sit-down makes us uncomfortable.

Seriously, what is going on?!

Cristiano Ronaldo confirmed his girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez is pregnant during an interview with El Mundo, and while the news wouldn't normally be shocking, the fact that he welcomed twins via surrogate just last month makes things a bit suspicious. Why is he in such a rush to have all these babies? His eldest son Cristiano Jr., 7, was also born via surrogate.

Perhaps he thought he'd never find the right girl to start a family with, and then when he met Georgina, the twins were already on the way. Or, he may not even see a future with Georgina, but figured he could use her to have another kid?

Rumors have swirled for years that the soccer star is gay, but we think if he was, he would have stuck to the surrogate route and not knocked up a chick that actually wants a relationship.

Tell us, Cristiano! Why such baby fever?

Surprise!

Mindy Kaling is pregnant with her first child, E! News reports. Everyone is a little caught off guard, because she hasn't been publicly dating anyone, and the identity of the father has yet to be revealed.

The TV star has been vocal about her desire to start a family, though, so this news isn't totally out of the blue.

"I think I've decided that unlike everything else in my life, I'm going to be fast and loose about kids," she told Yahoo! Style in 2015.

"I'm going to not actively plan, but if it happens, it would happen. I'm not cavalier about who I would have a kid with. But the thing I ask every parent that I really admire, the one comment they all have is that they wish they had kids earlier," she added.

Last time we checked, she was flirting up a storm and saying yes to a date with Corey Booker. Could it be that the politico is the daddio?!

Was anyone even paying attention to the other celebs? We weren't!

Cara Delevigne and Rihanna served up some killer looks at the Valerian premiere last night, but we're slightly bummed that Riri didn't bring her new billionaire Saudi beau Hassan Jameel as arm candy. We can't get enough of that new romance!

It sounds like the "Wild Thoughts" songstress thinks she has found The One, and they are already talking about tying the knot.

"They agree that they won't get married in the U.S. They want the place where they exchange vows to be special to who they are and where they come from, which means Barbados for her and Saudi Arabia for him, probably in Riyadh," a source dished to Life & Style.

"They obviously aren't concerned about money. What they want is to be in a gorgeous location, surrounded by family and friends. They can't wait to get married. They're really perfect for each other," the source added.

Our favorite Bad Gal is no fool, though, and plans to sort out a financial agreement before becoming a Mrs.

"Everything is moving so fast, but right now the priority is working out their individual assets with their attorneys in order to write up an ironclad contract. Rihanna loves Hassan, but business is business," the insider revealed.

Back to Valerian... well, nevermind.

We're not sure we're buying this!

Bella Thorne made an appearance on Jenny McCarthy's SiriusXM radio show on Monday, and revealed that she's actually never had sex with Scott Disick.

“I was never with him sexually. I’ve never seen Keeping Up With the Kardashians … I don’t follow up with any of that," the actress confessed while discussing their ill-fated trip to Cannes.

Even more shocking? The fact that she's actually friends with the Jenner girls!

“I’m very friendly with Kylie and Kendall … as far as I’m know we’re [super] chill. I didn’t have any problem with them,” she added.

So was their "fling" just an elaborate plot to get attention? Life & Style reports The Lord is cooking up a show based on the two of them. "Scott’s written a synopsis for a reality show based around him and Bella hanging out and partying together at clubs. She already has a huge social media following, but she wants even more and Scott’s promising her that won’t be a problem," a source dished to the mag.

We're officially confused.

She wants us to think she dropped the baby weight the natural way, but we know the truth!

Blac Chyna tossed on a green wig and a sparkly two piece outfit to rake in $10K for an appearance at Ace of Diamonds strip club last night, and we have to hand it to her for trying to stretch out her fame and make a buck on her own. Now that her relationship with Rob Kardashian has imploded, she's gotta pay the bills somehow!

Speaking of Kimmy K's little bro, apparently the K clan tried to plan an intervention for him after all the cyberbullying drama, and he wasn't having it!

“He’s refusing rehab, he doesn’t want any fat farms, no more therapists, no more interventions, diets and meddling sisters. He’s absolutely had it with all the games his family and his baby momma play – he’s sick of being played and bamboozled and used and tricked," a source dished to Radar.

"He’s in real bad shape right now," the source added.

Poor Dream! Can you imagine if these two were your parents?!