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Not so fast!

Kim Kardashian felt obligated to put to rest drug rumors yesterday, after eagle eyed fans noticed two white lines resembling cocaine on the counter behind her during a Snapchat video.

"I do not play with rumors like this so I'm gonna shut it down real quick. That's sugar from our candy mess from dylan's candy shop," she tweeted shortly after the controversy began.

Later on in the day, the reality star noticed that the "coke" was actually not even candy, and rather the marbling of her countertop in her Big Apple hotel room.

"OK you guys, I just got back to my hotel room. Look at this table. Same position, it is still there. I did think that it was our Pixy Stix. But after all that, this table in the background is a marble table, you guys!" she clarified.

"I don't play like that. I have kids. It's just not my lifestyle. I've never been like that," she added.

We all know she's a goody-goody and barely even drinks, so we're surprised this became such a thing!

We seriously don't know how she's holding it all together!

Jennifer Garner was up bright and early in Brentwood this morning, and she didn't seem the least bit fazed by the fact Ben Affleck has basically moved his mistress into her backyard. She must have a really good therapist!

The actress discovered her then-husband was having an affair with the SNL producer back in 2015, and confronted her while on a work trip to NYC.

A source tells X17:

"Jen was in New York on business, and had her people locate Lindsay so she could get some answers. She caught Lindsay totally off guard, and the meeting was super tense. Jen tried to tell Lindsay that she and Ben were working on their marriage, and Lindsay wasn't having it. She told Jen they were in love and planning to be together, and that she should talk to Ben about why he wants the split."

The Dallas Buyer's Club star isn't going to sit around and cry about all this, though!

Another source tells us:

"Jen isn't ready to date quite yet, but she's been telling friends that the next guy she's with is going to be a shock to Ben. She wants someone with the whole package - status, power, money, good looks. She's eyeing single directors, because she knows that would drive Ben insane with jealousy. His biggest dream is to be taken seriously as a director, and she wants to dig in the knife a little bit."

This town isn't big enough!

She probably wanted to return the baby, too!

Blac Chyna claims that she gave Rob Kardashian back all the stuff he bought her, but we're not sure we're buying it. The former stripper made the statements on GMA with her lawyer, and we have a feeling she's trying to craft an image that's not a gold digger.

"Once he posted all these things on the Internet, I had my two assistants drive the Ferrari and the Lamborghini, and took all the jewelry back to his house. Actually, to his mother’s [Kris Jenner] house, and had it dropped off. And I also gave him back his wedding ring," she said.

"Because I’m not gonna let this man buy me — or make it seem like he could just buy me and give me gifts and treat me any way, and talk to me nasty," she added.

We doubt her makeup and ugly clothing line is going to bring in the big bucks, so she better figure out who to bang next!

He's really not holding back!

Jay-Z admitted to cheating on Beyonce on his new album 4:44 and now, in the bonus video, he basically said he had to plead with the "Lemonade" songstress to get her not to divorce him. We never knew things were this bad!

"This is my real life. I just ran into this place and we built this big, beautiful mansion of a relationship that wasn’t totally built on the 100 percent truth, and it starts cracking. Things start happening that the public can see. Then we had to get to a point of, ‘OK, tear this down and let’s start from the beginning,'" he explained.

He then went on to recall a particular vacation he didn't want Bey to leave.

“I was on a boat, and I had the best time. I was like, ‘Man, this is great.’ Then she had to leave. I was, like, crushed. ‘Man, I don’t even feel like this. What is happening to my body right now?’ I was like, ‘Don’t go.’ I was like, 'Did I just say … ‘Don’t leave?'" he continued.

So how did he bring them back from the brink?

"We just got a place where, in order for this to work, this can’t be fake. Not one ounce. I’m not saying it wasn’t uncomfortable because obviously it was," he revealed.

We're glad they made it out on the other side.

Kiss My Butt 36

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She's like a fine wine!

Jessica Simpson turned 37-years-old on Monday, and she marked the big day by posing topless on a pool float. "Kiss my butt 36," she captioned the photo on Instagram. It feels like just yesterday she was getting mocked for wearing mom jeans at the chili cook off!

The ditzy blonde has gotten older and wiser, and has learned how to poke fun at herself. Case in point? She posted an article titled "Whole Foods Discovered Its Chicken Salad Actually Had Tuna" on social media, and made reference to her famous comment on Newlyweds. "It happens to the best of us @wholefoods," she wrote.

She's got a lot to be thankful for as she celebrates her b-day. A hugely lucrative fashion empire. Check! A hot husband. Check! Two adorable kids. Check! Not dating John Mayer anymore. Check!

Cute!

These two are really crazy in love! Ben Affleck and his newly-revealed lady love Lindsay Shookus went to their local Italian eatery Monday night, for some pasta and Coke, apparently. The two squeezed together at a tiny table for two adjacent to the window facing the street (they're not hiding their love!) and left, laughing, giggling and ... drinking more Coke.

After only 48 hours apart -- Lindsay flying back to New York to see her family and Ben jetting to Vegas for 24 hours, presumably to gamble -- the couple is reunited and it feels so good, back in LA. And as the two appear to be shacking up in Ben's Brentwood mansion, the question now is, will Lindsay move her daughter out to the west coast to live here full time? Summer's the right time to do it, but Lindsay lives in the same building as her ex Kevin Miller, in New York, presumably to make co-parenting easier. A cross-country move would certainly throw off that plan ...

They can't get enough of each other!

Ben Affleck's girlfriend Lindsay Shookus flew to NYC for the weekend, but now she's back in LA and reunited with her man. The couple made no attempt to hide as they grabbed juice together in Brentwood this afternoon, and sources tell us we better get used to seeing her around town, because she's already moved in with the Batman star.

The source tells X17:

"Lindsay is full-on living with Ben. She will commute between NYC and LA in order to see her daughter and keep her job, but she will spend the majority of her time on the west coast now that they're officially a couple. She's overwhelmed by all the attention she's getting, but she's just happy she doesn't have to hide their relationship anymore. This has been years in the works."

The blonde beauty and the Oscar winner began their affair back in 2015, and it was the catalyst that ended his marriage to Jennifer Garner. Shookus allegedly left her husband for Ben, so this isn't some casual fling.

Another source tells us:

"Ben never felt good enough in Jen's eyes. She was always trying to change him, and Lindsay is the total opposite. They had undeniable instant chemistry, and she's always accepted him for who he is and who he's not. She supported him through his rehab for alcoholism, and she's been his biggest supporter. He feels like he can be himself around her, and that's why he fell so hard."

She must have a crazy amount of confidence, because not only did she bag the Boston hunk, but she has a giant port wine birthmark on her leg she doesn't bother hiding!

Earlier in the day, Lindsay took a meeting in Santa Monica. A job interview perhaps?

Who needs Hova?!

Kanye West invited Migos to the studio, presumably to work on a collaboration, over the weekend, and the rapper certainly isn't sitting around and crying over his feud with Jay-Z. The rappers are beefing over Tidal and the new 4:44 album diss, but 'Ye has remarkably kept his cool throughout the whole thing.

In other Yeezy news, It Comes At Night director Trey Edward Shults wants to make a biopic about the chart topper, he recently revealed in an interview with The Independent.

"I have a dream of doing a Kanye West biopic. My dream is he will somehow see and like my movies and let me pick his brain apart — to make the ultimate one-of-a-kind biopic we haven’t yet seen [that will] explore this man. I think it’d be amazing. There’s so much to explore. I just want to chill out with Kanye and make something great. I think he’ll like this next movie that I’m writing," he told the UK outlet.

Yeezus has been doing everything he can to stay out of the spotlight after his meltdown last year, but given his notoriously large ego, we bet he'd love a movie to be made about him!