Where was our invite?!

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are on vacation with some of their famous pals, and it seems they hired a babysitter for newborn daughter Lea Siene to enjoy a little downtime in Tahiti. The pair were joined by Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend Benjamin Maisani, Andy Cohen, Allison Williams and her husband Ricky Van Veen, and Diane Von Furstenberg.

We're slightly surprised that Brad Pitt didn't tag along for the fun. According to a new report, the Silver Linings Playbook star has been a support system for BP as he gets sober. Bradley ditched the booze years ago, and has been giving the father-of-six advice on how to stay alcohol-free.

"Bradley’s been sober for years and is so happy for Brad, who he only knew loosely until recently. He’s been giving tips about good meetings to go to and little tricks he uses whenever he’s feeling tempted or surrounded by bad influences," a source dished to Radar.

"Brad’s been educating Bradley about art [recall he’s also been hanging out with Leo DiCaprio at his sculpting studio] and they’re looking forward to hanging out together with Irina and other pals back in LA. This isn’t about hooking Brad up with a new girlfriend, but keeping him grounded and providing him with a sober support system," the source added.

What a great group!

So this is what Miley gets to see every day!

Liam Hemsworth is one of the biggest action stars in the world, and he's got the body to prove it. The Aussie hunk posted this pic of himself flexing in tiny shorts, and fangirls everywhere are freaking out!

The actor has been engaged to the "Wrecking Ball" songstress for what feels like forever, but it doesn't sound like they're in a rush to walk down the aisle.

"She is not eloping. She is not getting married. They are so freaking happy and living in Malibu. She’s so happy, and she’s always like, ‘I don’t know why everybody wants us to get married. It’s so perfect,’” her mom Tish told Mario Lopez on his radio show last month.

No that their relationship is rocky, though! The two are very much in love, and he recently called her his "little angel" on Instagram. The singer is busy promoting her new album and working on her newfound sobriety, so there's really no time for a wedding anyways!

Could there be a more unhealthy relationship?! We think not!

Blac Chyna went on GMA this morning and announced she's getting a restraining order against Rob Kardashian because he won't stop harassing her, both online and in real life, and she claims he was physically abusive. Well, Rob is now saying his baby mama isn't so innocent herself, and actually tried to strangle him during one of their arguments.

Kimmy K's little bro alleges the day the former stripper moved out this past December, she tried choking him with an iPhone cord and hitting him with a metal rod, before Kris Jenner's boyfriend Corey Gamble stormed in and broke it up. He also says Chyna then proceeded to go through the house and smash TV's, doors, mirrors, and other items in a blind rage, causing $35K in damage. He claims he has video of the whole thing.

Chyna is seeking a domestic violence restraining order because she alleges that Rob pushed her to the ground and then broke down the bedroom door during one of their many fights, and she says she also has video to prove it.

Their lawyers will be in court today hashing it out, and TMZ reports the reality star will not contest the restraining order. Rather, he will agree to stop "cyberbullying" his ex. His attorney Robert Shapiro says Rob's social media attack on Chyna was "a spontaneous reaction that he regrets." You can say that again! "Rob's only concern is for the well-being of baby Dream," Shapiro added.

What a nightmare!

There's something hilarious about Good Morning America explaining Chyna's complicated relationship with the Kardashians/Tyga/Kylie/Rob/King Cairo/Dream -- in other words, she a HO! And holy F-ing sh*t, the rest of her interview's going to be on Nightline. Donald Trump is POTUS and Blac Chyna's on goddman Nightline?! Leave these tabloid stories to us, ABC! Since when did you guys get into the business of cover reality show bullsh*t?!

Oh man, so the interview goes like this ... Chyna has no words for the way Rob made her feel when he posted a pic of her vagina -- a photo she sent to him to tease and taunt him -- and the reporters has to offer up ... "betrayed." Chyna concurs -- yes, she felt "oh, wow, just wow" and yes, "betrayed."

When asked why she's going after Rob legally, Chyna said, "He doesn't respect me so if he doesn't respect me, you have to respect the law."

The GMA reporter asks, "Where do you draw the line? Because you do share some nude photos ..." Hard-hitting journalism, folks!

Chyna's attorney Lisa Bloom stepped in: "It's her body and it's her choice, each and every time."

The reporter followed up with, "Why did you send Rob a video of you with another man?" Chyna explains, "I've been broken up with Rob since December and you know, if someone keeps pokin' at you and pokin' at you and keep pokin' at you, eventually you're going to pop. So I was just like, maybe if I just send this video to him, he'll just leave me alone."

And of accusations she had Baby Dream as an anchor baby -- to anchor herself to the Kardashian's KASH: "No one was out to make a baby out of spite."

But this is bigger than Blac Chyna, people -- she's a feminist and she's doing this to help other women: "I would just like to say something to all the women out there -- you're probably not the only one going through something so I just feel like if one woman speaks up, hopefully it will be a domino effect."

A domino effect of what? Women suing their rich exes? Women acting in appropriately and then after you've been pokin' and pokin' and pokin' (other men), your man finally pops?! Daannng, Kanye was right when he said -- "This sh*t cray!"

Blonde bombshell! Blac Chyna's really going for revenge as she steps up her beauty game. Brunette sexy photo shoot Thursday, unicorn rainbow wig on Friday, green goddess hair on Saturday and now blonde! Her stylist Kellon Deryk must be working overtime (on the Kardashians' dime)!

Chyna hit the studio yesterday afternoon and then had an early dinner at Benihana in Santa Monica with son King Cairo and stylist Kellon Deryk. She wore a floral off-the-shoulder top with matching silk shantung pants. It was only Friday her attorney Lisa Bloom confirmed to X17online she had filed a restraining order against Rob on Chyna's behalf, claiming past assault and cyber-bullying. Can't wait for the Kardashian legal machine to kick in and finally make a statement about all this malarky!

Why didn't Ben just take Lindsay on the private jet with him?

Affleck's girlfriend Lindsay Shookus left from LAX back to New York on Friday and the very next day we spotted Ben taking off in a HUGE private jet, solo, headed to the east coast. Why didn't she hitch a ride?

We suspect the couple isn't 100% to commit to going public with their relationship, but they're inching their way toward that. Both have kids to be concerned about and then there's the issue of them having dated for YEARS -- way before Jennifer Garner filed for divorce.

Meanwhile, poor Jen is keeping it together and doing what smart people do -- exercising to relieve stress and, of course, to keep her bod looking tip top. You go, girl!

Kourtney Kardashian is always cool as a cucumber ... especially after she's gotten some D from boy toy Younes Bendjima!

The eldest Kardashian daughter wasn't even phased by our questions regarding her brother Rob's legal trouble with his baby mama Blac Chyna, she just keeeept walking, mouth shut.

Of course this isn't the first time the Kardashian family members have had to keep their mouths shut regarding Rob's relationship. From the beginning, they warned him about Chyna's motives and, unfortunately, it took buying multiple luxury vehicles, hundreds of thousands of dollars of jewelry and having a baby before Rob realized they were right ...

Meanwhile, Kourtney had a sly smirk on her face because frankly, all this Rob drama barely even bothers her. She just spent a week with her model boy toy Younes Bendjima in the south of France so she's feeling awesome right now :)

Poor Dream! Talk about being dealt a bad hand, this little girl has to have Blac Chyna as her mom :(

Amid the ongoing battle between Rob Kardashian and his baby mama Blac Chyna, the former stripper found time in her day to care for her child -- and to get her nails done -- in between appointments with various F-list rappers in her bedroom. Rob claims not only that Chyna's a ho but that she's a drugged-up ho who used him to get Kardashian money by procreating with the formerly and probably newly-depressed Kardashian boy.

But it looks like, so far, Rob's desire to keep Chyna away from his baby hasn't gone legal -- first he and the Kardashian legal team (which, duh, is gonna clean up Lisa Bloom with one hand tied behind their backs) have to deal with the restraining order Chyna's filed that also claims Rob cyber-bullied her and was physically abusive! Well let's see the evidence, Ms. wig-of-every-color! You document each time you have sex with some disgusting loser, do you take photos and video when Rob allegedly shoved you to the ground and hit you? Hmmm ...