Whatever you say, LD!

Scott Disick made an appearance at LIQUID Pool Lounge and 1 OAK nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend, and gave a slightly delusional interview to Us Weekly beforehand, in which he claimed that everything is amicable with Kourtney Kardashian.

The hard partying reality star insisted his wild womanizing trip to Cannes didn't anger his baby mama, and it was actually tamer than it appeared.

"I had a nice, relaxing trip for my birthday, I ate dinner with all my best friends that I’ve known for a long time. That’s about it," he told the mag. Umm did he forget about hooking up with half a dozen women and staying up until the sunrise every single morning? We didn't!

Even though he went weeks without seeing his kids, The Lord thinks parenting is pretty rad.

“Every day is a new adventure and just being present and watching your kids grow is a pretty amazing thing. t's part of life, but it's just wild to see somebody grow in front of your eyes. And, you know, people say it goes by quick, [and] they really aren't kidding. It really does. I can't even understand how my kids have grown so much, so quick, and they’re so smart and adjusted. … Being a dad is a pretty cool thing,” he gushed.

So what else has he been up to other than getting busy between the sheets?

"I really have just been focusing on real estate stuff, developing, doing houses, buying and selling properties, investing and stuff like that," he explained.

We wonder what Kourt thought when she caught wind of all this?

Gross.

Bella Thorne seems determined to shock everyone with her unkept appearance and body hair, and she accomplished her goal yesterday by licking her hairy armpits on Snapchat. This is seriously disgusting. Is it that hard to pick a razor and spend thirty seconds shaving?! Maybe this is why Scott Disick decided to ditch her and hook up with a half dozen other women in Cannes.

The good thing about her hookup with The Lord is that people are paying attention to her now, which is maybe why she's recording new music. The actress was in the studio belting out tunes with producer Prince Fox.

The 19-year-old is back with Gregg Sulkin, and she should really marry him. He seems to love all her antics, and that's saying something!

How generous!

Kourtney Kardashian hopped a private jet back from Miami with her kids yesterday, and she saved pal Jason Kennedy and his wife Lauren Scruggs a flight by bringing them along with her. So how do they all know each other? The reality star and the couple are both part of the same church group.

The mother-of-three might be less than pleased with ex Scott Disick after his wild womanizing trip to Cannes, but she's trying to put the best interest of her kids before her own feelings.

"Kourtney is still not happy with Scott, but that’s not the focus for her. She wants the kids to have the best relationship with their dad so that’s her focus," a source dished to People.

"She isn’t talking to Scott right now. She has been down this road before — that Scott takes off for weeks is not anything new to her. She has struggled with feeling angry with him, but also trying to do what’s best for the kids. She wants him to have the best relationship with them," the source added.

We wonder what The Lord thinks when he sees these pix?

She should have thought this one through.

Megyn Kelly has been dropped from hosting the Sandy Hook Promise benefit after her interview with controversial conspiracy theorist and hoaxer Alex Jones. Jones believes the 2012 school shooting was a hoax, and people are outraged that Kelly and NBC gave him a platform to express his unpopular opinions.

"This decision was spurred by NBC’s planned broadcast of Kelly’s interview with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who believes the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, CT, was a hoax," Sandy Hook Promise said in a statement.

"Sandy Hook Promise cannot support the decision by Megyn or NBC to give any form of voice or platform to Alex Jones and have asked Megyn Kelly to step down as our Promise Champion Gala host. It is our hope that Megyn and NBC reconsider and not broadcast this interview,” said Nicole Hockley, co-Founder and Managing Director.

Kelly tweeted a teaser for the sit-down, set to air on June 18, over the weekend, and defended her decision, saying it was her job as a journalist to "shine a light" on Jones.

Jones himself is hoping the interview gets pulled. "I’m calling for @megynkelly to cancel the airing of our interview for misrepresenting my views on Sandy Hook," he tweeted.

What a PR nightmare.

Her father isn't making it any easier!

Ivanka Trump sat down with Fox & Friends this morning to give a rare interview about her life inside the White House, and the POTUS' daughter made it pretty clear she's still adjusting to the criticism of her life in the political spotlight.

"It is hard. And there is a level of viciousness that I was not expecting. I was not expecting the intensity of this experience, but this isn't supposed to be easy. My father's administration intends to be transformative, and we want to do big, bold things. We're looking to change the status quo. So, I didn't expect it to be easy. I think some of the distractions and some of the ferocity I was a little blind-sided by on a personal level," she confessed.

"I'm trying to keep my head down, not listen to the noise and just work really hard to make a positive impact in the lives of many people. I mean, if you want to at the end of the day if you want to think about difficult, it's the factory worker who has been laid off. Difficult is, you know, the mother who has lost a child to opioid abuse," she added.

She also took the time to rave about her husband Jared Kushner, who "was instrumental in organizing and planning" the Commander-in-Chief's first overseas visit.

"It was wildly successful. Saudi Arabia alone, if you think about the historic nature of gathering 54 Muslim and Arab leaders to talk about the goal of eradicating terrorism. Collective effort. It was amazing the leadership that my father showed, the way he was able to foster really dialogue," she boasted.

"You know, aside from what he is doing on the foreign policy front,there are the various initiatives he is focused on at home, really thinking about modernizing and innovating within government. And it just shows, you know, there is a real focus on getting things done. And getting big things done," she continued.

Is it just us, or does she seem slightly robotic? We bet she's making sure every word and detail is perfect so she doesn't get torn to shreds!

We seriously can't wait for this!

Kylie Jenner's new reality show Life of Kylie is set to premiere on August 6, and we just got another glimpse at what to expect in this trailer released by E!. In the clip, we see the LipKit mogul stress out about attending the Met Gala, break down in tears in the car, and much more.

"When you grow up on camera, everybody feels like they know you. There's two sides of me. There's an image that I feel constantly pressured to keep up with and then there's who I really am. That's who I want you guys to get to know," she says in the voiceover.

We wonder if she will fill us in on what happened with Tyga, or give us any juicy deets on her new romance with Travis Scott?

This was bound to happen eventually...

Bachelor In Paradise has halted production and sent all the contestants home, after a sexual incident involving Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson that may or may not have been consensual, multiple outlets report.

"We have become aware of allegations of misconduct on the set of Bachelor in Paradise in Mexico,” Warner Bros. said in a statement. "We have suspended production and we are conducting a thorough investigation of these allegations. Once the investigation is complete, we will take appropriate responsive action.”

There are two different stories going around. One is that Olympios was drunk but lucid when she engaged in raunchy behavior with Jackson, and the other is that she was blacked out and unable to consent, yet producers did nothing to protect her. Apparently, the two got hot and heavy in the jaccuzzi and Jackson admitted to "licking" Olympio's genitals, as well as "rubbing, touching and fingering" her, but says she was the instigator.

Not true, says Olympios! She claims she remembers nothing, and has lawyered up. She reportedly doesn't blame Jackson, but rather the head honchos that didn't take action.

Paradise sounds like a nightmare!

Someone get this girl a shower!

Bella Thorne is a self-proclaimed "white trash princess," which might explain why she decided to wear ripped jean shorts, fishnets, and messy braids on an outing in LA over the weekend. The actress is still reeling after being jilted by former fling Scott Disick, so we doubt she was happy to hear he was spotted making out with not one but two chicks in Las Vegas during a paid appearance on Saturday.

The wild 19-year-old has found her way into ex-boyfriend Gregg Sulkin's loving arms, and it sounds like her dalliance with The Lord was the catalyst that brought the two back together.

"Bella and Gregg have talked about their romantic futures. And though it would be ways down the line, if they don’t find the right person for each other, they have said they would get married. Bella is loving being reconnected with Gregg and wants to see where things go from here. He definitely is ‘Mr. Right Now,’ but even more than that, he might be an important part of her distant future" a source dished to Hollywood Life.

"Bella is realizing, thanks to her time with Scott, how cool Gregg is as a person and how nice he is to her. Bella wants to enjoy being young, but she has to be true to herself," the source added.

At least her hookup with LD got her more attention!