After weeks of walking around the French West Indie Island of St. Barth in nothing but a bikini, Lindsay is finally leaving the land of the half-dressed celeb.

She and Ali headed to the airport this afternoon, wheeling their Louis Vuitton luggage (ok, a handler wheeled it while they just walked) in matching tie-dye shirts (over their bikinis, natch).

Interesting to note that (ex?) BFF Patrick, who had been in St. Barth just days ago with Lindsay, was nowhere to be found. Guess after supposedly stealing her drawings, he's got to hitch his own plane back!

Oh goodie! Another pro athlete cheating scandal!

Shaquille O'Neal reportedly had an affair with model Vanessa Lopez, and Radar reports that when Lopez thought she was pregnant with Shaq's baby, the NBA star started harassing her! Didn't he think of paying her off like Tiger supposedly did with his ladies?

A source close to Lopez claims that O'Neal and several of his cronies began threatening the model last September, and the police ended up getting involved. Sounds like a mess!

Superlawyer Gloria Allred has confirmed to X17online that she will be representing Lopez, and while she couldn't comment further on the matter, you can bet we'll be hearing some juicy details in the days and weeks to come!

ESPN and Discovery have announced plans to launch 3D networks in the coming year.

THR reports that ESPN will unveil theirs this summer, beginning with the first 2010 World Cup match (between South Africa and Mexico.)

Discovery is teaming with Sony and Imax for its own 3D network, to launch sometime next year.

Of course, to watch 3D TV, you'll need a new 3D-ready TV set, as well as 3D glasses!

I have to admit, I wasn't really that impressed with Avatar in 3D, so will viewers be rushing out to buy a brand new TV for just two channels?

But since it's her brother-in-law, does it count? (Yes, I know he's not her official brother-in-law, but seeing as Scott is Mason Dash Disick's daddy, you know what I mean.)

Yesterday Khloe Kardashian went back to work at her family's store in Calabasas, and a very dolled up Scott Disick just happened to walk into Dash as reality TV cameras rolled. Total coincidence...

The Blind Side has smashed the glass ceiling, becoming the first female-topped film to gross more than $200 million at the domestic box office.

Variety reports that the Sandra Bullock holiday drama about a Southern mother who takes in a football phenom is the only film that has solo billing from a top female star to break the mark, including movies headlined by stars like Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie or Reese Witherspoon.

The only other "chick flick" to break the $200 million mark (domestically) was indie film My Big Fat Greek Wedding, which earned $241.1 million domestically. Ironically, the lead in that, Nia Vardalos, was a total unknown at the time.

Yesterday we spotted Samantha Ronson driving around Beverly Hills, and we're not sure where she was headed, but something tells me it's not anywhere near Lindsay! But now that Lindsay's BFF Patrick is reportedly out of the picture, think Linds will go running back to Sam?

When Sam tweeted about Casey Johnson's death last night, she wrote, "Am so sick of those 3 letters, so tired of losing friends to something as senseless as a drug overdose. WAKE UP people. Drugs will kill you." Any chance that's a message to a certain someone? A certain someone (cough, @LindsayLohan, cough) who happened to retweet that message about an hour later? Oh, the irony...

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So these may not really be the stars' New Year's resolutions, but we thought we'd help them out by suggesting a few changes they may want to make in 2010 ...

Katherine Heigl: Quit Smoking Katherine Heigl's a new mom and while we haven't seen her with a cigarette in a while, we just want to make SURE she's not still lighting up. For the Grey's Anatomy star, we suggest a nicotine patch or whatever it takes to put down the cancer sticks!

Lindsay Lohan: Slow Down The Partying While we don't begrudge a young woman the right to go out and have a little fun, we're afraid Lindsay may be pushing the limits sometimes. House parties that last all night long, partying until the wee hours of the morning before hoping a private jet to the east coast, and up until just before the end of the year -- knocking down her girlfriend's door for hours on end until she was finally allowed entry at 3 am, for example. Take a break, Linds!

Jessica Simpson: Find A Boyfriend Of course a girl can be happy without a man in her life ... unless, of course, you're Jessica Simpson. The elder Simps just seems to need a 24/7 boy and we think she should make every effort to make that happen in 2010! JSimps should hit the gym, find some hot single girlfriends to go out with (ie, stop hanging with Ken Paves all the time), flaunt her assets (if you know what we mean), and find a man! Good luck, Jess -- happy hunting and may you find a good one!

Ashton & Demi: Stopping Tweeting Your Personal Pics! We all know Ashton Kutcher set the record of being the first Tweeter with a million followers and apparently he and his wife Demi Moore are hell-bent on protecting their title ... so much so that they're teasing their audience with sometimes sexy, sometimes gross, sometimes inappropriate TwitPics that we think maybe they should stope sharing with the world! I mean being open and eschewing your privacy is cool, but should a man so willingly share a pic of his wife's backside? And should a 40-something actress be so forthcoming with a photo of a tooth missing from her mouth? We think not ... It's time for aplusk and mrskutcher to clean up their Twitter photo galleries in 2010 and stop with the TMI!

And if you're looking for some help with a New Year's resolution and that resolution includes losing weight, check out the new Dancing With The Stars: Dance The Pounds Away DVD to make the process a little bit more fun!

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Or is it just the camera angle?

Just like the lunch group in Mean Girls, it appears as though Lindsay Lohan might be guilty of a little emotional eating on her St. Barth vacay. Hey, nothing wrong with that - we like our favorite rehabbing redhead with some extra meat on her bones. After all, that's the main reason we fell in love with her in the first place...she wasn't just another blonde Hollywood stick!

But what's going on with her and her now ex-BFF Patrick? She looked pretty pissed when we photographed her yesterday!