We still can't believe he's a dad!

George and Amal Clooney welcomed twins this morning, their rep confirms. They had a boy and a girl, and named them Alexander and Ella.

"This morning Amal and George welcomed Ella and Alexander Clooney into their lives. Ella, Alexander and Amal are all healthy, happy and doing fine. George is sedated and should recover in a few days,” the actor's rep joked in a statement.

The couple had been keeping a low profile as they waited for the arrival of their babies, and they plan to take them back to their English manor after they leave the hospital.

From bachelor life to bottle duty!

She's had it with her baby daddy.

Kourtney Kardashian is super pissed at Scott Disick for his wild partying and numerous hookups in Cannes, and now she's deciding how to handle their strained relationship, E! News reports.

The former couple are "currently not speaking," although the reality star bad boy is "allowed to see the kids as of now," as long as an assistant or bodyguard is present, a source dished to the outlet. "Kourtney is furious about Scott's recent actions and is taking time to figure out the next step for their family," the insider revealed.

The mother-of-three is especially incensed by The Lord's renewed interest in stylist Chloe Bartoli, who was the girl that broke up their partnership back in 2015.

"Scott has been secretly hooking up with Chloe Bartoli for over three months now, and Kourtney knows this is a ploy to get back at her for being with [Younes] Bendjima. Scott can't stand seeing her with someone else, especially Younes," the source explained.

So what else caused him to go off the rails? Apparently, LD needs to "constantly feel loved, and since he's not getting that from Kourtney, he justifies what he's doing—the partying and the girls."

Even though the K clan is fuming, they're still worried he's going down a dark path.

"The Kardashian-Jenner family is extremely upset about Scott. It's unfair to the three kids and it's really disappointing considering Scott had made a lot of progress. To throw it all away like this is very concerning," the source said.

This situation won't end well!

Ch-ch-changes!

Blac Chyna threw on a braided blonde wig and partied it up with a new mystery man last night, and she straight up told paparazzi that they're dating! She could have been joking just to make a play on Rob Kardashian's recent romance drama, in which reality star Mehgan James planted stories she's his girlfriend just for publicity. Still, this guy's hot so it would make sense if they're getting cozy.

The video vixen and Arthur George sock designer aren't currently together, but he's still hoping they manage to work things out and raise daughter Dream as a family.

"Rob still loves Chyna and ideally wants to be with her and her alone. He hates how they fight but in the end she‘s the best thing that’s ever happened to him. He misses her dearly even though she doesn’t want to be with him. Rob is still hoping they can make things work," a source dished to Hollywood Life.

"He’s terrified that Chyna will flip and dump him for good is she thinks he’s dating some other chick. He’s assured her that he isn’t hooking up with anyone and just wants to be a family man with Dream," the source added.

BC might want to consider getting back with Kimmy K's little bro, because her fame is going to fade fast otherwise. Nobody cares about her unless she's part of the K clan drama!

If you were waiting for the day Vivid Video released Mischa Barton's sex tape, wait no longer! It's not happening ...

Mischa reached a settlement with her ex-boyfriend Jon Zacharias, that states the dude can't release any photos of videos of the actress taken while they were dating. Barton had a restraining order against Zacharias and another ex, Adam Shaw, claiming they were hawking a sex tape of her for half a million dollars. Apparently a few porn outlets were interested and, fearing a deal would be made, Barton had the restraining order extended. A hearing is set for Wednesday regarding the order.

Meanwhile, Mischa has just returned from the Cannes Film Festival -- people in France think she's still a big star. Maybe that sex tape was Mischa's big chance to win the Palme d'Or!

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Don't mess with Rihanna!

Hey, we like that she's cool enough to joke (kinda) about that idiot writer at BarstoolSports who fat-shamed Rihanna a week ago, headlining a story, "Is Rihanna Going to Make Being Fat the Hot New Trend?" The author, Chris Sprags, wrote that Rihanna has been "enjoying room service bit too long” and that she’s going to inspire women to "look like the humans in Wall-E."

RiRi clapped back by posting this Gucci Mane meme on Twitter, that reads, "If you can’t handle me at my 2007 Gucci Mane, you don’t deserve me at my 2017 Gucci Mane."

Cute -- but despite all the backlash Barstool has received, the editor still didn't fire Sprags, though he was suspended without pay. Why? Because his piece wasn't funny enough, founder David Portnoy says. In a statement, he defended his decision to keep Sprags on staff, despite the piece being a little weak: "To be honest I don’t think the blog was as bad as many are making it out to be, but I’ll tell you this. It wasn’t that funny either and I could have told you with absolute certainty that feminists would hate it and use it as an example of ‘there goes Barstool being Barstool again.' There are just certain topics that you better nail if you’re gonna write about them because you know they are hot button issues for us. So if you’re gonna blog about Rihanna gaining weight you better be funny as f--k and you better make it bullet proof."

Daaaang!

Cute!

Caitlyn Jenner grabbed groceries in Malibu this morning, and we noticed she has a new furry friend! That's one adorable puppy. Since she's alienated all the Kardashians and isn't dating, this is the next best thing.

On last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim basically told the Olympian to stop talking sh*t about Kris Jenner - or else!

"Mom’s obviously upset about it so … if those are your feelings those are your feelings, but mom feels a certain way about you and she has the right … I’m going to read it and tell you honestly … Talk bad about my mom, I come for you," she warned.

"If you turn on my mom and you continue to bash us, I cant — even for the sake of my sisters — spend time with someone who doesn’t care about my mother. Like enough already,” she added.

At least pets provide some unconditional love!

What's better than a sweet treat?

Katie Holmes took daughter Suri to fancy candy shop Sugarfina on Sunday in LA, and the outing proved to be a welcome break from studying. Yes, you read that right... the Dawson's Creek star recently enrolled at Harvard business school, Page Six reports.

Tom Cruise's ex has been secretly dating Jamie Foxx for years, but she's getting fed up with having to hide their love.

"Katie’s friends are telling her that if he isn’t willing to step up and be there for her as a true partner, it’s time for her to move on. But she really loves him and can’t seem to let go," a source dished to Life & Style.

"They want her to find a man she can be seen with, travel with... A man who can walk her down the red carpet," the source added.

We bet she's just glad she doesn't have to be a Scientologist anymore!

She accomplished her goal!

Rob Kardashian shot down rumors he was dating reality star Mehgan James last week, and he claimed he had no idea why people thought that. Well now we know! The brunette beauty spread the rumors herself just to get publicity and more Instagram followers. This just gave a million other chicks some bright ideas! It also doubled her social media following.

"Wait reading online about some chick I'm dating Megan something. Not true never even met her or heard of her before," he tweeted after the "news" broke.

James then retweeted his comment and added her own response.

"Less is more. Although I've been advised not to say anything , I will say, I'm only 'Megan something.' I don't control the media but we all know who does. Im just as confused as everyone else," she wrote.

Even though he doesn't have a new lady love, he's not holding out for a reconciliation with his baby mama.

"He has been happy and understands that he and Chyna are not a match. Both of them do better without each other," a source dished to Us Weekly.

Fame hungry hoes should really stop praying on someone that's so vulnerable.