Huh?!

Apparently Britney Spears is a bit of an insomniac, and she's been having her assistant Jason drive her around at night so she can fall asleep. They go around without stopping and return home, and when we snapped these shots of Brit passed out in the passenger seat of her G Wagen the other night, Jason told photogs, "Please don’t flash her, you’re going to wake her up!"

They left for NY last night, and we're guessing Jason is going to have a harder time doing this in the Big Apple...

Oh wait, that's Paris Hilton!

Miss P stopped by her fav retailer yesterday afternoon to pick up some holiday goodies, and as always, she was looking oh so fab. And that skirt? We bet Doug was digging it! Wonder what she got her boy toy for Christmas?

Geez, was he waiting for her to get engaged to Eddie Cibrian?

Dean Sheremet filed papers on Thursday to divorce LeAnn Rimes, and the jilted soon to be ex-hubby is asking for spousal support and for LeAnn to foot the bill for all of his legal fees!

I guess that's what she gets for cheating on him with a married man?

Yesterday afternoon we spotted David Beckham and his adorable sons catching a plane at LAX, and while Cruz and Brooklyn weren't exactly loving the attention at the airport, Romeo was giving us some major cheese!

Then again, Cruz totally cracked us up with this sly move:



HA! What a cute little monkey!

The Jennifer's Body starlet sure has talked her mouth off all year!

Megan Fox just loooooves to say random things. I think our favorite quote of hers was the following zinger: "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting." Or maybe it was when she said, "women hold the power because we have vaginas." Decisions, decisions!

But the actress seriously crossed the line in '09 when she called Michael Bay, who directed her in the Transformers movies, "Hitler." Uh, YEAH.

She then added that he's "a nightmare to work for." Wow, don't sugarcoat it, Megan! This guy made you famous and this is what you say about him???

Of course, Bay fired back, saying she "still has a lot of growing up to do." But still! Megan should've kept quiet in the first place.

Totally a naughty case of word vomit!

Halle Berry was bearing gifts when she showed up to a friend's house in Studio City yesterday.

Then, we spotted her later entering a hotel with a big Santa-like sack/purse! Guess she's really in the giving mood!

With the wifey performing on Broadway, a solo Pete Wentz went to the premiere of Sherlock Holmes. But the only think the black-clad rocker could tweet about the Guy Ritchie action flick were the costumes!

"The costumes in sherlock holmes are amazing," Pete tweeted at the premiere last night. Looks like he might have been able to use a little wardrobe help himself! With the absence of his emo hair or his emo baby mama, Pete's looking a little sad...

Charlize Theron may not have had a movie hit in a while, but she's still a smash even when she just heads to the supermarket!

The stunning Charlize, even in minimal makeup, stopped to talk to an admirer outside of Bristol Farms yesterday.

Gotta love a girl who gives back to the fans!