DAMN. Already??? And Dan Tana's is wayyyyy too classy for these two.

Check out Snooki and Pauly D in West Hollywood, grabbing dinner before heading out clubbing. So much elegance in these pix! You know they'll be hanging out with LiLo any day now...

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And you know what I say? Good for her! He'll still be a part of their kids' lives - doesn't mean she has to stay married to him!

A source tells News of the World that Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren will play nice over the Christmas holidays for the sake of her children, but that she is also currently in talks with divorce lawyers.

"A legal separation will happen very quickly," says a source close to Elin. Apparently, the 29-year-old mother of two has already told Tiger, "I don't want to see you!"

To top it all off, Tiger is still allegedly talking with mistress Rachel Uchitel, who's revealed another juicy fact via NOTW: Tiger used to cruise bars with her to pick up women for threesomes.

Ugh, the sordid details never end!

Lookin' a little wobbly, girl! Good thing she has her gal pal to prop her up.

But seriously, Brooke Burke has four kids... shouldn't her clubbing days be over???

Congrats, Michael!

The Recording Academy has announced that King of Pop Michael Jackson will receive a posthumous Lifetime Achievement Award at the 52nd annual Grammy Awards this coming January...

The seven other honorees include Leonard Cohen, Bobby Darin and Loretta Lynn, to name a few.

It's a shame MJ didn't see any of this recognition in his final years. Still, it's nice to see him honored now.

Wearing baby blue while shopping with baby Lou! Perfect mom Heidi Klum visited Barneys New York in the BH over the weekend with her newborn daughter for a little Christmas shopping. Wow, she has so many kids to buy gifts for this year!

Just imagine how many presents the OctoMom will hafta buy...

The hilarious Brit was spotted arriving at LAX on Saturday and, with the holidays coming up, we can't help but wonder: Will Russell propose to his super-hot, super-cute girlfriend Katy Perry???

Whoa!

We first showed you Melanie Griffith's black eye yesterday, but now here it is in full view! Poor thing. That looks like it hurt!

We sincerely hope there's no suspicious story behind it, and that it was just an accident...

The story's just keep on coming!

A report on News of the World claims Tiger Woods was with mistress Jamie Jungers when his father, cancer-stricken Earl Woods, passed away...

Apparently, Tiger had been told by his mom that his dad was "in a bad way," and after visiting him at the hospice, Tiger went home to be with Jamie - not Elin. And that's when the call came that Earl had died.

Jamie tells NOTW: "I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties."

Mmkay, I don't appreciate Tiger's actions, but I don't like any of these women talking so much either!