Snookie pic courtesy Scott Gries/MTV

Some people just cannot recognize class, intelligence, taste and fine entertainment when they see it.

Alyssa Milano (a proud Italian-American) told Us at the UNICEF ball last night that after her husband showed her the trailer online, "It upset me. I was like, 'Turn that off!' So no, I don't think I'll be watching that!'"

The only thing that should have upset her is that no one got punched out in last night's episode (we'll have to wait until next week for that!)

However, Snookie, the lady of the house, told Wendy Williams, "The Italian, whatever, national, whatever their organization is, they don’t understand that 'guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves." She went on to rub it in Milano's face, saying, "They are old-fashioned. They think it's offensive, because maybe in their time it was offensive, but now it's kind of a compliment. So they don't understand that and that is what we are trying to say. They are way overreacting to the show. We're 22 to 29 just having fun at the shore. They are just taking it way out of proportion."

At 37, I guess Alyssa is just too old to realize that the show is a bigger phenomenon than "Teen Steam" ever was.

And we're not just talking about his sandwich!

We spotted a solo Brody Jenner in Malibu yesterday, and The Hills actor put on his game face as he grabbed lunch at a local shopping center. As much as we love getting a peek at his arms, we kinda prefer him with a hoodie...



Maybe it's the lack of hair that's killing it for us?

All together now, "Awwww!"

In addition to her accessorizing skills, girlfriend's also mastered the art of flashing some serious b*tchface! Ahh, but she's just so precious, we don't even care!

We caught Katie Holmes and Suri checking out the Knight And Day set in Seville, Spain earlier today, and it wasn't all about Katie...Suri even got some quality time with her daddy too!

We're loving Posh's white cape-sleeved coat that she wore for shopping at Chanel, Isabel Marant and Lanvin in Paris today, but isn't she cold?

What am I saying, Victoria's a robot, she can't feel things like the weather!

Now, we can't imagine Posh was finding anything for David and the boys for X-mas at those boutiques so we have to imagine she was shopping for herself! How naughty!

Yesterday Hayden Panettiere grabbed a bite to eat with her father and brother at Le Pain Quotidien, and I'm not sure if it was the family time or the delish food, but the Heroes hottie was in a great mood afterwards! When Hayden headed to her car, not only did she flash us a smile, but she even joked around with photographers about her frequent visits to the WeHo eatery.

Hey, kudos to her for getting her booty to the gym - that's the first step! And she's clearly got a good attitude about the whole thing, so hopefully she can serve as an inspiration to all the ladies out there who want to get back in shape.

The other day we spotted Carnie Wilson heading to the Body Theory fitness center in Hollywood, and the singer looked stoked to be starting up a new workout routine. And since she's got reality TV cameras following her, the pressure is on! How fast do you think she'll be able to squeeze her butt into a size 8? Looks like someone's gonna need some new workout clothes for Christmas!

Courtesy Kim's Twitter

Kim Kardashian tweeted this pic of her at the dentist yesterday getting a teeth cleaning, and although her teeth, like her camera-ready makeup, look perfect, do we really need to see this?

Yesterday afternoon we caught Hilary Duff wandering around Hollywood, and I hate to say this, but she looked kinda scrubby! Don't worry, she's not in any danger of veering towards Shenae territory, but I'm almost certain the Duffster is capable of picking out a cuter winter outfit than this! Maybe if she switched out the barf-toned scarf and the Morrissey shirt I might be happier?