Well not reeeeally, but she must have been a bit annoyed yesterday when she left the grocery store.

It's not what you think though! Jess was in a surprisingly good mood when we photographed her walking across the Whole Foods parking lot, but as she made her way to her car, she couldn't seem to find her keys. Jess even had to (gasp!) squat down and rummage through her purse, and while she ended up finding them after about 30 seconds of searching, we're hoping she didn't get any dirty water on that gorgeous cream trench!

Jungers pic courtesy of Getty Images

Damn! Cheating isn't cheap, especially when you're a rich golf pro like Tiger Woods.

There's a report on Radar listing off how much money has been paid to a few of Tiger's mistresses for their stories, and how much has come out of Tiger's pocket to keep one of them quiet...

1. Jamie Jungers - a blonde Las Vegas "model" who sold her story to a British newspaper. Her ex-fiance will tell her story. Payday? $60,000!

2. Jaimee Grubbs - the alleged cocktail waitress who actually worked in a medical marijuana store. How much for the rights to her story? $150,000, according to sources!

3. Rachel Uchitel - the first mistress discovered. She settled with Tiger for, get this, between $1-3 million bucks!

Damn! Lucky Rachel. Guess saving all those texts and emails during their 5-month affair paid off... literally!

We snapped Victoria Beckham at the airport yesterday evening, and as always, the Posh one looked oh so fab before she stepped on the plane. Though most of us would opt to wear this sexy silver tank for a night out on the town, this is Posh Spice we're talking about here - she can do whatever she wants when it comes to fashion, and that's that!

And seeing as it was pouring buckets today, we'll give her bonus points for looking this fantastic! But maybe she had some cozy slippers for the plane ride? Ah, she would never...

'Bout time!

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren has moved out of the couple's $2.6 million Windermere, Florida home, according to Radar. Elin is reportedly living in another home nearby, and get this - Tiger is hoping she'll come back and apparently he's still trying to work things out. Uh huh, good luck with that!

Elin has every right to be furious with her hubby, but a source tells the Chicago Sun-Times that what really put the blonde beauty over the edge was learning that Tiger committed adultery in their own home!

A source tells the Sun-Times, ''While Tiger's straying mostly took place in Vegas, New York or elsewhere in the Orlando area, it was those two supposed flings at their home that has got Elin crazy angry. Could you blame her?''

image courtesy of Muse Magazine

I mean, was there any question about it?

The Most Scandalous Star of 2009, Ms. Lindsay Lohan recently sat down with Muse Magazine for a super skanky rather risque photo shoot with model Petey Wright and another half naked chick, and here's yet another picture from the spread. Ah, what a spread...

But does Lindsay look sexy in these shots? Or is this just a desperate cry for help (and attention from a certain ex-girlfriend whose name rhymes with Ham Johnson)?

Two weeks ago, we began the first annual X17online X-List, and we asked our readers to vote on everything from their favorite celebrity children to the hottest messes in Hollywood.

We received over 200,000 votes for all of our categories (Hottest Vampire votes alone totalled nearly 97,000!) and while some of the results were what we expected, we were stunned to see Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder's character on The Vampire Diaries) beat Edward Cullen by a landslide for the Hottest Vamp title. Despite being outvoted by Vampire Diaries fans, Rob Pattinson did win a title, but it was Most Overexposed Celeb! Are you guys getting sick of the sexy Brit? Or perhaps you need a little break from all things Twilight?

The Kardashians also dominated the 2009 X-List, winning every category in which they were entered (and Khloe beat out her older sisters as the Most Talked About Kardashian!), and it looks like people still love to gossip about Ms. Lindsay Lohan, as she nabbed the Most Scandalous Star title.

So who else made it to the top of the 2009 X-List?

Hottest Vampire

Damon Salvatore (45,317 votes - 46%)

Stefan Salvatore (26,401 votes - 26%)

Edward Cullen (19,294 votes - 19%)

Eric Northman (4,738 votes - 4%)

Emmett Cullen (1,375 votes - 1%)

Bill Compton (754 votes - 0%)

The Most Overexposed Celeb

Rob Pattinson (5,089 votes - 30%)

Lady Gaga (4,473 votes - 27%)

Megan Fox (3,708 votes - 22%)

Kristen Stewart (1,935 votes - 11%)

Taylor Swift (1,331 votes - 8%)

The Most Scandalous Star

Lindsay Lohan (3,155 votes - 50%)

Kanye West (1,700 votes - 26%)

Michael Jackson (1,449 votes - 22%)

Celeb Kid Who Melts Your Cold Heart

Shiloh (8,274 votes - 36%)

Harlow (6,735 votes - 29%)

Honor (3,365 votes - 14%)

Kingston (2,207 votes - 9%)

Levi (1,607 votes - 7%)

Bronx (607 votes - 2%)

Celebrity Closet You Want To Raid

Nicole Richie (2,856 votes - 32%)

Victoria Beckham (2,813 votes - 31%)

Gwen Stefani (1,672 votes - 18%)

Lindsay Lohan (759 votes - 8%)

Rihanna (757 votes - 8%)

Biggest Villain

Chris Brown (6,039 votes - 54%)

Kanye West (2,440 votes - 21%)

Spencer Pratt (2,089 votes - 18%)

Nick Prugo (570 votes - 5%)

Celeb Pregnancy That Surprised You The Most

Kourtney Kardashian (4,669 votes - 74%)

Nicole Richie (945 votes - 15%)

Rebecca Gayheart (654 votes - 10%)

The Most Talked About Kardashian Sister

Khloe (5,167 votes - 47%)

Kim (4,302 votes - 39%)

Kourtney (1,438 votes - 13%)

Favorite Famous Non-Famous Person

Octomom (7,575 votes - 63%)

Levi Johnston (2,962 votes - 25%)

Jon Gosselin (1,308 votes - 11%)

The Most Photogenic Celeb

Kim Kardashian (5,140 votes - 52%)

Hugh Jackman (1,933 votes - 19%)

AnnaLynne McCord (1,623 votes - 16%)

Paris Hilton (1,182 votes - 11%)

Thanks to everyone who cast their votes - we can't wait to bring the X17 X-List back next year!

Despite online reports that O.J. Simpson got beaten up in prison, X17online can confirm that the former football pro is "doing just fine."

X17online just got off the phone with a spokesperson at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada where Simpson is currently incarcerated, and they confirmed that he's fine and the reports of him being beaten are "totally false."

And there you have it!

And she's looking as flawless as ever! Damn. Those legs! Cindy always looks so spectacular. Check out the gorgeous mom shopping at Planet Blue in the 'Bu over the weekend.

A perfect ten!