It seems like everyone and their mother is in Berlin for the MTV Europe Music Awards, and we snapped Jesse Metcalfe and Brody Jenner as soon as they arrived in Germany. Is it wrong for me to say that Jesse looks more desirable than Brody in these pics? Maybe it's because I can't see his moobs, but the Desperate dude looks pretty hot here!

But what was THIS hot mess doing in town? And a leather trench coat? Was he drinking and dressing?

Really, Ms. Miller? The same jacket AND pants? At least she changed her boots!

You know that dog of hers is siiiiick of this drab look.

Wanna know why she does it? She told our photog yesterday that she does it so we can't sell our pictures! Come on, S!

Really, Ms. Miller? The same jacket AND pants? At least she changed her boots!

You know that dog of hers is siiiiick of this drab look.

Wanna know why she does it? She told our photog yesterday that she does it so we can't sell our pictures! Come on, S!

Who doesn't love U2? Check out the world-famous band rehearse at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany today...

"With or without youuuuu!"

Who doesn't love U2? Check out the world-famous band rehearse at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany today...

"With or without youuuuu!"

Oops, wait a minute - that's not a member of the Jackson family, that's Lil Kim!

Lil Kim in town for the MTV Europe Music Awards, and we were surprised to see the normally naughty rapper covered up. What, no pasties to match her purple outfit?

Oops, wait a minute - that's not a member of the Jackson family, that's Lil Kim!

Lil Kim in town for the MTV Europe Music Awards, and we were surprised to see the normally naughty rapper covered up. What, no pasties to match her purple outfit?

image courtesy of Miss USA L.P. / MissUniverse.com

Eep! So much for her squeaky clean image! We already knew that the news of a Carrie Prejean sex tape was what prompted her to walk away from her multi-million dollar lawsuit against Miss California USA officials, but it seems like no one even wants anything to do with the aforementioned sex tape!

The footage was reportedly shot by an ex-boyfriend, and it shows Prejean engaging in a solo sex act. The tape began making the rounds several months ago and was shopped around for $10,000, but even at that price no one was biting. Bad quality? Too boring? Au contraire!

One blogger who was offered the tape told E! Online, "It was very graphic and our lawyers wouldn't let us put it on the site." Hmm, just HOW graphic are we talking here? Guess we'll find out soon enough!