Guess her brief time portraying a super-model on the short-lived series The Beautiful Life taught her nothing about how to strike a pose, cuz with her slumpy shoulders and collapsed neck, Tyra would definitely kick her out of the running to be ANTM.

At least she learned one trick when she gave us the cold shoulder in her ill-fitting blue gown:



Show off the most attractive part of yourself -- in this case, her back. Maybe there's hope for her yet! Well, as long as she just keeps her back to the camera!

Kelly's train jumped the tracks last night while performing a Paso with her partner on DWTS, injuring her foot which resulted in her being taken to the hospital after the show.

Last night, after performing to Ozzy's hit Crazy Train, her partner Louis Van Amstel told E!, "At the end of our paso doble Kelly banged her foot on the floor, which may have caused an injury. Kelly was taken to the hospital for an MRI on the swollen foot.

Kelly, who's been earning praise for her dancing (although she remains in the middle of the pack), has been reaping other benefits from the show. Kelly reveals that she's now the same size she was "when I was taking drugs!"

Closer Magazine reports that dancing, not drugs, has slimmed Kelly's frame down to a size 8. "I'm a size 8 now since losing more than a stone from all the dance training. I've been that small before, but it was when I was taking drugs and was really unhealthy," Kelly told the mag. "Now I'm so fit and even my skin looks better - I think it's from all the sweating!"

Sweat away, Kelly!

Pic courtesy ABC

Last night Lindsay Lohan attended the Whitney Museum Gala in NYC, and as she blew kisses to photographers on the sidewalk, we couldn't help but notice a little somethin' somethin' up in her nostrils. Hmmm, wonder what Lindsay's dad would say about this? Maybe he really will kidnap her after seeing these photos! Or does Linds simply need a good pal to give her a booger inspection before she heads out in public? This isn't the first time this has happened!

Okay, so on the subject of fashion...Lindsay's pastel pink fur coat was a bit over the top, but we're definitely digging her gold frock and matching accessories. Girlfriend may be a hot mess, but she still knows how to dress!

Katie always looks so chummy with Tom's former co-stars and last night at the Elle Women in Hollywood Tribute was no different, with Holmes chatting it up with Jerry Maguire co-star Renee Zellweger like they were old friends!

True, Zellweger and Cruise never dated in real life, but I somehow get the feeling Katie would be this friendly even to Tom's Vanilla Sky co-star and former gf, Penelope Cruz!

Guess she's just programmed that way.

Gerard Butler did an interview with MTV's Alexa Chung yesterday, and not only did the sexy Scot shamelessly hit on the perky host, but he proudly admitted to having a threesome!

Gerard complimented Alexa on her eyes, and when she told him there is a Facebook group titled "Gerard Butler can impregnate through looks alone," Gerard quipped, "I'm knocking you up - I think I've just knocked you up, actually."

The two then played a game where the movie star was asked various personal questions, to which he had to respond with "The Butler did it," instead of "Yes." When asked if he "had a threesome in the past year," Gerard grinned and immediately shot back, "The Butler did it." He joked, "The Butler pretty much always does it."

We're glad he's getting some, but is that a little TMI?

Since Jen and John's relationship has been reduced to texting only (or is it sexting?), Jen needed some flesh and blood male company last night.

While John was in NYC having a birthday night out with the guys, Jen was spotted out and about in Hollywood with this Chris Cornell lookalike. Hmmm, trying to make John jealous? I bet it's working!

Brad Pitt dined in Brentwood last night with some buddies, and when the hunky daddy left the restaurant, he had some major trouble getting into his car. Once Brad and the valet were able to open the door of the Dodge, it took him another minute or so to actually start the car. An X17 photographer on the scene tells X17online exclusively:

“It appeared as though Brad was there for a business meeting, and he stayed for more than two hours. He was really tired when he left the restaurant and was having trouble opening his car door and then starting the car. It was a brand new car, but still!"

It looks like Brangelina's globetrotting ways are finally catching up with them - maybe it's time for Hollywood's golden family to take a breather! As you know, Angelina was in town last week for just a few hours to sign a deal with Sony and now Brad has flown back from France for this meeting. Talk about jet-setters!

Question: How's Lindsay going to finish attending her alcohol education classes if she's never in Los Angeles?

The judge granted her a one-year extension, and LiLo faces jail time if she screws up again, so hopefully the seriousness of the sitch has sunken in...

But then why did Linds go clubbing in Hollywood after her day in court? No wonder her dad basically wants to kidnap her!

Also, Lindsay is rarely in LA. She just flew to NYC, needs to finish filming Machete in Texas and wants to spend more time in Paris to work on her Ungaro line. There just aren't enough hours in the day!