Ya gotta wonder what goes through Shauna Sands' mind as she's getting ready dressed for a day of family fun with her two young daughters. Platforms on? Check. Boobs out? Check. Hard to believe this doting mom-of-two could possibly have a raunchy sex tape out, right?

Let's just hope some poor kid didn't mistake those big round orange things for pumpkins!

It's no wonder Hayden Panettiere walked away from the Hollywood Style Awards last night with the Young Hollywood Style Icon title - the Heroes hottie definitely knows how to dress herself!

She may not pick the best film roles, but we love her on NBC and at least one of the X17 bloggers would love to raid her closet, so congrats to her! And we can't wait for Heroes tonight...

Jon Gosselin is so in love with Hailey and her Jewish heritage that he will be celebrating Hanukkah this year.

Jon told Parent Dish that "This is the first year I will celebrate Chanukah. Hailey is Jewish. Everyone in my life is Jewish now, my attorney. I love it. I'm now half Jewish and half Korean. The family values are great."

And it seems like Jon could use a healthy dose of family values about now!

Jon's embattled ex has custody of the kids on Thanksgiving, but he says that, "On Christmas, I'll see my kids during the day for a couple of hours."

But don't think Hanukkah is playing second fiddle to the kids' Christmas! Jon is totally into the Jewish holidays, thanks to Hailey.

"I just went through Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur and learned about the new year and every Friday is the Shabbat dinner," Jon told the site. "I love challah bread. I'm learning about Jewish food, going to Zabar's. I love that place. I'm learning about kosher and when not to order a bacon, egg and cheese and make an ass of myself. Hailey makes fun of me."

Yeah, we can see why!

When asked whether or not all this Jew lovin' means he's going to convert, Jon only said, "I talked to Rabbi Shmuley a couple of times. He has nine kids."

So does all this talk of conversion mean he and Hailey are ready to get married? "We don't talk about getting married," Jon said. "She's seen how messy my divorce has been and she says it makes her not want to get married."

And as for having more kids, "if Hailey and I got married and she wanted to, then obviously I would. But let me get through this first."

Nick Nolte failed his audition to become a new photog for X17 by breaking the first rule of shooting: Always make sure your lens cap is off.

Ya can't really blame Nick for wanting a little work to take his mind off the fact that his son, Brawley (yes, that's really his name) was recently arrested for driving under the influence in Santa Monica last week!

Well, not unless that award is for "Worst Dressed!"

Pam wore this pink, crotch-length disaster to the Hollywood Style Awards last night, where she showed off not only her matching pink panties, but her "of-the-moment" bite on her leg:



Or is that a hicky? So hot right now!

Aww, can you blame her?

After Daisy was snatched (and presumably eaten) by a coyote, Jessica Simpson has been understandably distraught, but it looks like some evil pranksters are calling Jess and her family telling them that her late pooch is still alive! Jess tweeted:

"People who have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found ... Untrue. People are so cruel... please respect her memory."

C'mon guys - you can make fun of Jessica's outfits and her singing, but try to have a little more sympathy for her at a time like this!

Miley may have deleted her Twitter account, but that hasn't stopped her from blogging, she's just using a different venue. One which that requires a credit card for access!

On her MileyCyrus.com, and re-printed on MileyWorld.com (the one that requires a paid membership) websites, Miley wrote:

To my dearest fans,

You all are the closest thing to my heart & it breaks my spirit to hear that some of you feel neglected since I deleted my twitter. It was a wonderful way to stay connected to you & I really felt like during that time we became very much like friends. Twitter is a beautiful thing if used for the right reason. I love my job so much that it is hard to believe sometimes that it is considered "working. But, in the end it is still a business and I do need some sort of a "normal" life as well. I often complain to the ones closest to me that I don't seem to have much of a private life any more and part of that is my fault. How can I whine about my life being to public if I am the one telling the world what I am doing? Some things in my life need to say in my life only and not on some gossip site. I never want any of my fans to feel like I don't love them or care about them BUT, sharing the same love and respect for me I need to have the space to grow as a person and make some mistakes. I need to be able to live and learn in private. I never want to quit entertaining it is my life, my love, and my passion but I can't have my personal life be other peoples entertainment.

Twitter is not the only thing I am cutting back on. This is not an attack against this particular site, I just think kids all over the world could maybe take a little vacation from Cyberspace. My problem with the internet is it makes negativity so available. It allows people to anonymously hurt others without any consequences. That is not the real world. Not only that, but if we spent more time enjoying what we are doing besides tweeting about it, we would enjoy our lives a whole lot more. I have very little free time and the moments that I do have I should be spending with my family and friends and loving every minute of their company.

Now of course rumors have been started that Liam is the reason that I deleted my twitter. I hope my true fans know how stupid that is. I had mentioned to him that someone made a fake twitter with his name and we both starting chatting about how ridiculous it is. Liam is a wonderful friend and he did not try to make me delete my page, he just helped me realize how much time I was wasting on that site.

I really hope you all know how much you mean to me and how much I truly care about each and every one of you. I will keep in touch through Mileyworld and MileyCyrus.com as I did before twitter. I love you all.

Blessings

Miley Cyrus

It's great that she wants to "take a break" from cyberspace BUT considering she just wrote a novel about it and then posted another blog after that, doesn't it kind of seem like she's really just wanting to "take a break" from free blogging in order to drive fans to her pay site?

Xtina and Max weren't the only ones getting into the Halloween spirit!

We also spotted Larry Birkhead and daughter Dannielynn at Mr. Bones pumpkin patch in Hollywood, and Anna Nicole Smith's little girl looked absolutely adorable with her face painted. Even with the spooky makeup, it's kinda amazing how much she resembles both her mom and dad, huh?