Technically, being on speaker phone is a "hands-free" option, but using your hand to bring the cell to your mouth kind of negates that!

Kristin Cavallari probably figures being young, hot, blonde and marginally famous means she can charm her way out of any ticket. But, in those cutoffs and stillettos, what she should really worry about is being cited for being obscenely hot!

Samantha Ronson also attended the opening of Voyeur last night, and while she wasn't accompanied by her lady love Lindsay, it looks like she still had a good time! We caught up with the DJ at the valet, and she smoked cigs with some pals as she waited for her Porsche.

Sounds like a pretty mellow night...we can't wait to see how wild things get when Lindsay comes back to town!

Slightly femme, in skin-tight skinny jeans, there's just something so undeniably sexy about Russell Brand.

We're sure new girlfriend, Katy Perry agrees - but she was noticeably absent from her beau's side in Paris today.

Course, we caught the former man-ho leaving the Dior boutique... maybe he was just getting a gift for his girl? Or was Katy too embarrassed to be out with a man who looks better in women's jeans than she does?

Kate Gosselin has filed paperwork asking for child and temporary spousal support from her estranged hubby Jon. After the father of the year reportedly took $230,000 from their joint bank account, and after their court date was postponed earlier this week, it looks like Kate wants Jon to show her the money!

Kate's lawyer Mark Momjian said, "She needs relief in light of the draining of substantial marital assets in violation of the arbitrator's decision that the money should be used only for specific purposes." Momjian added that an arbitrator's conference is set for Tuesday October 13.

a) Shanna Moakler and her fug lampshade-inspired dress at the opening of Voyeur in Hollywood

OR

b) Bai Ling's skimpy and colorful creation at the Carnival at Bowlmor Lanes in NYC

We're hearing reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to a baby girl named Lou Samuel earlier this morning, but when we spoke to Heidi's rep she told us "no comment."

On Wednesday, we heard the same rumor, but Heidi's rep denied it, telling X17online that Heidi was "not at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and not in labor."

Hmm, we think her publicist's latest "no comment" says it all!

Getting dinner at Nobu in Malibu seems to be a bit of a ritual for this beautiful family!

Last night we snapped Cindy Crawford, hubby Rande Gerber and their stunning daughter Kaia at their fav sushi spot, and the only thing missing from this perfect picture was their son Presley!

Awww! Paris Hilton ordered a miniature pig from a breeder in Oregon, and the heiress has already tweeted a picture of her newest pet, named Miss Piglette! Paris also wrote:

So excited for my new piglette to come home to me. I just picked out the cutest piggy from Patty at Royaldand[y] ...

Think Miss Piglette will be making any media appearances? Or will she stay at home with the rest of the Hilton critters?